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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

army monkey: costs-500 on easy, 600 on medium and 750 on hard

a monkey that shoots bloons with it’s pistol. damage-1, fire rate,1.5 shots per second (not fast-forwarded) reloads for 1 second every 12 shots, range is medium-high. Does not detect camo, destroys all but frozen and lead. two pops per bullet (on two different balloons)

left path:
upgrade one- advanced awareness,costs 300 on easy, 350 on medium and 475 on hard. can target camo bloons.

upgrade 2-akimbo pistols, costs 500 on easy, 600 on medium and 750 on hard. doubles firing rate and fires 24 shots before reloading.

upgrade 3: LMG: costs 3500 on easy, 4000 on medium and 5000 on hard, can pop frozen and leads, triples fire rate,fires 200 bullets before reloading, increases range by 25%, takes 2 seconds to reload.

upgrade 4:mounted machine gun: costs 5000 on easy, 5500 on medium and 6000 on hard, doesn’t need to reload.

right path:

upgrade one: extra accuracy: costs 400 on easy, 500 on medium and 600 on hard,increases range by 25%.

upgrade 2: fire: sets bullets on fire, costs 2000 on easy, 2500 on medium and 3000 on hard, can pop 5 balloons per bullet, sets bloons on fire popping them twice per second for 4 seconds (doesn’t effect MOAB class bloons)

upgrade 3: reinforcements: costs 750 on easy, 800 on medium and 900 on hard, calls a second monkey that is the same as a 0:0 army monkey just to the right of it and it fires independently. (you can’t place the army monkey in a spot that wouldn’t allow for reinforcement to come and you can’t place another tower in the space that the reinforcement would go.)

upgrade four: THIS IS WAR! ability: costs 12000 on easy, 13500 on medium and 15000 on hard, boosts the fire rate of all towers that can would be used in a war across the entire battlefield by 50% (spike-o-pult, juggernaut, ace, buccaneer, dartling, sniper,mortar and bomb) lasts 10 seconds (not fast forwarded) and takes 60 seconds to reload (not fast-forwarded)

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Which is your preferred upgrade path for each tower?

dart:left,right ability is useless at later waves and for it to be any what useful you have to take up loads of space with more darts.
tack:left, because ring of fire is OP until later waves
sniper:left because it is perfect for middle waves as it renders BFB’s and MOAB’s useless and insta-kills anything lower
boomerang:right, the ability is OP for crowd control and the third upgrade is good to keep the boomerang fresh and not get useless at the MOAB class bloons
ninja:left as with 4:2 he is throwing 4 shruikens which pop four bloons each and if there aren’t 16 bloons in the immediate vicinity then it seeks them out and destroys them and insta-kills browns
bomb:left as it whoops lower levels leaving your other towers to get rid of the higher levels
ice:left as it can potentially freeze an entire battlefield (without a cooldown) and it pops them so just like the bomb it destroys all lower levels
glue:left as it kills all lower levels quickly but right side is almost as good as it is so damn fast
buccaneer: left because you just generally help out everywhere instead of one place.
ace:right as nuke is OP as hell
super:right as left is more powerful but MUCH more expensive and it gets rid of all towers but sniper, spike,farm,dartling and mortar
apprentice:left as it is great for crowd control and lower level bloons get pwned
village:right as ability is OP
farm:right as left interferes with dartlings
mortar:left as it weakens big bloon population and is badass if you put at a corner near the beginning
dartling:left for the OP lazah (ima firin mah lazah)
spike:left because EXPLOSIONS

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Originally posted by johngibbs10:

1.Glich bloon:
It gliches to cheat the tracks and loses all of your lives,gliches your game and people will go insane rage.
Looks like a particle gaming bits.
hp:25(unfortnaly the glich bloon ingores spikes and cannot be ingited).
spawns 5 random bloons(not moab baloons).
rbe:200(game over for easy).
ability:sometimes gliches to teleport,mising projectiles(20%).
Negitives:can be killed instantly by explodives but it has a transparent lead shield so blow this up before it regenerates his shiled,shiled regenarates.
positives:ingores spikes and cannot be ingited.
Cannot get addons.
Possitive(alies):turns graphics of baloon into 8 or 16 bit,causes to doge based on level of baloons bit(on death)(green+16bit=15 e.t.c)The bit has a times table refrences:8 is 2 and 16 has 5.Rare of 32 and it times by 9.
speed:blue but 1/2 times more than a blue so 2 1/2.

2.glass baloon:
a solid,clear glass looking with a shine.
hp:5.
Ability:cannot be inighted.
If you kill him it will spawn 2 sand baloons.
Negitive:can be shatted into pieces with motars.
possitive:can’t be killed by spikes but it deals 0.5 damage to him(shatters by spike balls),cannot be ingited.
cannot be cammoflarged(they can see him with most towers).
speed:blue baloon.

3.sand baloons:
a sand looking coted yellow baloon.
hp:1
spawns a yellow baloon when is defeated.
negitive:tornados removes 1 level of baloon coted sand.
positive:cannot be frezeezed but it turns into glass baloon if ingited.
speed:yellow(decreases if it actuly a tornado hit him).
spawns a level of a baloon of ther own choice.
rbe:4(decreases if hit by tornado).
Very negitive:templet tornados kills all of levels and his coat.

If you like it.Say “yeah”.If you don’t like it.say"nah".If you not sure.Ask me and details?

nah, because of spelling
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Strengths And Weaknesses

strengths: Very smart, physically strong, brave, loyal, kind.
Weaknesses: prone to depression, take things personally, pick my nose and eat it. Ahem nothing…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

WE NEED A RANDOM GAMES BUTTON!!!

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / BTD5 event.

DAMNIT!!! Why can’t you have ever been banned before. I know that I couldn’t win the competition even if I could enter but it would be nice to have the chance

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Speed vs. Power

Originally posted by 123000134:

I assume relic that boost attack speed give higher boost to faster weapons

dont make this more complicated than it already is

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Ninja Warz FAQ

Originally posted by superbobb:

im guessing 999 or 9999

it is not 999, I have a friend over level 1200
 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / A few suggestions

Originally posted by crabcakes810:

First: I would enjoy the game more if you would add some more tournament weapons.

Second: If you can, make a new boss.

Third: This third suggestion is not something about ninja warz but of a game that has been removed. This game is Office Wars. I loved office wars but it was removed because not enough people played. So, why not put office wars on kongregate?

Thank you for taking the time to read these and I hope these will be added. :)

the extra boss should be the daimyo
 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

Originally posted by jimgreer:

You can also put the url to the image between exclamation marks. Like this:

dafuq?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

their definitely needs to be a random game button.

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / 5th tier upgrades

Originally posted by StephenK46:

Think of some fifth tier upgrades for the towers in BTD5.

NO!

 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / Breaking news from River Park!!!

Originally posted by Disavenged:

Hooper actually blocked 2 goals in one game, even though he still allowed 3 more to go through this has to be one of Hooper’s best performances in his Football Career!

Hooper has been arrested again for taking enhancement drugs. He hasn’t had a miracle improvement
damn he needs one

 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / The background history of RPFC players

Originally posted by iKaribe:

I cannot help but think that carrying Kelly’s shopping bags all the time has something to do with the strength of their relationship.

SUPER DUCK PUNCH
 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / The background history of RPFC players

Originally posted by tghrr:
Originally posted by Gastyz:

Laidlaw, ??? (7)
Laidlaw played basketball since he was 4 years old. His parents said all the children wanted he to be in their teams because he was black, hence he would probably be a pro. When Peterson saw him playing in his neighborhood, he fell in love with his ability, and he signed him two days later. Peterson has wrote a book (“Why black players score 157% more times than white players? Because of the intimidation”) based on his experience in the minor leagues, which became a bible among football coaches. Journalists say this book was a predisposition in the Laidlaw transaction, but I’m unsure. River Park’s number 7 impress everybody with his agility and speed, however he still doesn’t know all the football rules, because he always tries to catch the ball with his hands and he refuses to kick it with his feet.

Deans, Striker (9)
He had a hard childhood. A trauma (poisoning from expired Froot Loops mixed with Diet Coca Cola) provoked him nightmares for two years, which only stopped after his mother got him a vacuum cleaner and said he could suck away his nightmares with it. The vacuum cleaner became his hero, and he grew up wishing to be like it, so everyday he tries to suck as much as possible.

Hooper, GK (1)
One of the most touching histories you’ll ever read. Complications during his birth made him lose one hand. Then, when he was 11 visiting the Zoo, disregarding the warning sign, he fed the lions with his left (and only) hand. Nothing happened, but one zookeeper saw him and as a punishment, he smashed two of his fingers with a hammer while he screamed “Ain’t no one feeds my lions, ain’t no one!”. Despite this unfortunate events, he grew up wishing to be a football player and when he was 18 years old, River Park’s president heard his story and signed him right away. Peterson, the coach, agreed with this transaction affirming Hooper would be a handy incorporation.

Soon we will interview the RPFC defenders, as soon as we can find them, they disappeared the same day the new number 10 was signed and nobody has known anything about them since.

haha!

and some more, Peterson, another touching story, when he was born he had a rare brain condition called idiocy.
The docters managed to get rid of the most part of it, but the antibiotic for the idiocy had a side-effect which has caused him to have intense anger management issues and hate the number 10, The chairman, one of the dullest stories here. He was born, went to school, failed at football, grew up and won I’m not a celebrity, get me out of here and became famous enough to own a football team, he is one of the richest chairmen in the world, know how.
cough, cough, he’s a cough ho.

 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / The background history of RPFC players

Originally posted by Gastyz:

Laidlaw, ??? (7)
Laidlaw played basketball since he was 4 years old. His parents said all the children wanted he to be in their teams because he was black, hence he would probably be a pro. When Peterson saw him playing in his neighborhood, he fell in love with his ability, and he signed him two days later. Peterson has wrote a book (“Why black players score 157% more times than white players? Because of the intimidation”) based on his experience in the minor leagues, which became a bible among football coaches. Journalists say this book was a predisposition in the Laidlaw transaction, but I’m unsure. River Park’s number 7 impress everybody with his agility and speed, however he still doesn’t know all the football rules, because he always tries to catch the ball with his hands and he refuses to kick it with his feet.

Deans, Striker (9)
He had a hard childhood. A trauma (poisoning from expired Froot Loops mixed with Diet Coca Cola) provoked him nightmares for two years, which only stopped after his mother got him a vacuum cleaner and said he could suck away his nightmares with it. The vacuum cleaner became his hero, and he grew up wishing to be like it, so everyday he tries to suck as much as possible.

Hooper, GK (1)
One of the most touching histories you’ll ever read. Complications during his birth made him lose one hand. Then, when he was 11 visiting the Zoo, disregarding the warning sign, he fed the lions with his left (and only) hand. Nothing happened, but one zookeeper saw him and as a punishment, he smashed two of his fingers with a hammer while he screamed “Ain’t no one feeds my lions, ain’t no one!”. Despite this unfortunate events, he grew up wishing to be a football player and when he was 18 years old, River Park’s president heard his story and signed him right away. Peterson, the coach, agreed with this transaction affirming Hooper would be a handy incorporation.

Soon we will interview the RPFC defenders, as soon as we can find them, they disappeared the same day the new number 10 was signed and nobody has known anything about them since.

haha!

 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / The background history of RPFC players

Originally posted by Mikh:

Most of the other threads are locked, so I’m putting this here. I WAS going to buy credits, but tonight, on 3 occasions I have scored goals, which when the game later stalled, were wiped and listed as misses. This was when I needed 4 goals in 3 games to get a Nike contract. The game also stalls when I complete a 12 point training prog and awards me 5 for trying it, seriously now considering quitting, good idea for a game but if you wont provide the neccessary tech theres no point in it, certainly NO CHANCE of me spending money on it until the glitches are sorted.

not the place to put it, I dont care if the other ones are locked
 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / Small change would help a lot!

Originally posted by whatsthatsmell:

I know you guys are working through a lot of suggestions. I have a small one that would help me a whole lot.

The in-match storyline provides the ongoing score, but when the opportunity is presented for a chance to score a goal the game score goes away. So I have no idea what the score is. So the score of the match might be 2-1, but if wasn’t paying complete attention I wouldn’t know the score.

If I knew the score when the opportunity presented, I would know whether to use my purchased power ups. Again, just a small change that would help with my game.

Thanks!

good idea
 
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Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / new weapons

Originally posted by sychooo:

Tanks dont shoot arrows o.e

tanks dont shoot fountains either, but the dev had no problem with that
and every tank fires pacmans
 
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Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / new weapons

there should be more weapons. Here are some ideas:
flaming arrow, which does not bounce, if it hits it does 30 damage and then bounces off the player and hits the ground, it then starts burning, if the player is close enough it burns them for an additional 16 damage and it eats up a bit of ground around the arrow. A bomb arrow. It does 20 damage if it hits and explodes in a wide radius, eating up the ground and dealing 30 damage to anybody in it. A sharp arrow, bounces 3 times, if hits opponent without bouncing, does 25 damage, if it has bounced once it does 15 damage (5 less if the blunt end hits, this applies for all) if bounced twice it does 10 damage, if 3 times it does 5, (1 if blunt end hits.) And maybe a pacman shot. does no damage if it hits, but when it hits the ground it starts eating through the ground and pops up after a certain amount of time and explodes, if it hits the opponent while eating the ground it does 30 damage, if it pops up and hits them it does 10, and the explosion (relatively small, eats up the ground) does 20 damage. reply, tell me if you like these ideas and think up your own!

 
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Topic: I AM PLAYR / Frank is the Worst Agent

James is nicer, doesn’t criticize you for everything, lets you do things and gets you with Natalie

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ?epic battle fantasy 4?

when is it out, we want it, it will be epic HURRY UP DEV

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Originally posted by Kazuya121:

Imperial Bloon

Description: The Imperial Bloon of Death. The Undefeatable.

Looks: Demon eyes, red body.

Speed: Extremely Slow.

Take 1500 Hits To Pop, Contains nothing.

Appearance: Round 95

that is under-powered, just multiply the pop count by 10 and put it on round 64 then it should be better, make it contain 10 camo regen ceramics

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Galaxy Life] Daily limit usage for the on-line shield (to avoid autorefreshers aka 24/7 players)

Originally posted by zippozappo:

This update is simply ridiculous.
The shield is a bad idea, and ruined all game fun and strategy.

How can i rebuild 50 lvl 6 colossus without be attacked?

It is impossible to fight an alliance war now!!!!!!!!!!

Most of us need 2 hours only to do the tour of his own cities, click friends, etc… when we will fight?

I will QUIT (and i heard that also a lot of players are thinking about that) if nothing change soon.

KONG JUST FREAKIN GET IT OFF
do you want one of your highest lvl players to quit
do you want kong players to suffer because of facebook cheaters
NO! change this rule for somthing good like a daily spin
how many times do we have to beg you (for the spin and this new crap update off)
LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Originally posted by someonelol2:

Wasp bloon

this baloon flies around the map stunning bloons but he will not try to get to the other side

HP:survives 5 hits

appears on round 10

speed: same as pink bloon

i recognise you from galaxy life :) (i know nobody gives 2 sh*ts