Recent posts by IAmTheCandyman on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

DragonBones is a flash animation tool :)

http://dragonbones.effecthub.com/

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Introducing your new forum mod... TurkeyPie!

Hey guys!

Many of you (and oh man, do I mean many of you) have been requesting that I hunt down a forum mod for you guys, and I’ve finally chosen one: the delicious TurkeyPie.

Please join me in welcoming him to modship for your forums :D

-Cman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Admins ever get tired of banning Gevock?

Originally posted by xDaniBananix:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

He spammed porn earlier this week, actually. Guess I was just so quick you didn’t see it. ;)

I don’t get tired of it. My patience is eternal. I am a robot. Beep boop.

Hate to break it to you but I dolphinately saw it, and it wasn’t even the good kind either :|

It wasn’t instant, I figured SOMEONE must have seen it. And no, it was not pleasant to my eyes!

Originally posted by Niceman21:
Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Of course the admins aren’t tired of it.
It’s not difficult for them. And any bother it would cause has been resolved by their paychecks.

yeah their 5 shekels a month really helps

Hey, I’ve been here a long time. I get SEVEN shekels a month.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to choose one male OTer to turn into a female and become your eternal partner, who would you choose?

I’d pick Gevock.

Originally posted by Gevock:

Stots.

I think he’d make a nice lookin’ lass.

Oh.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Admins ever get tired of banning Gevock?

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

My patience is eternal.

you’ve run out of patience for me

You’re still here, so I haven’t! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Admins ever get tired of banning Gevock?

Originally posted by Niceman21:

usually they reply with some cheeky ass comment so no

Coming right up!

Originally posted by Niceman21:

I mean, the fucking kid doesn’t even spam porn anymore. Why bother banning a person that literally does nothing wrong and actually doesnt make that shitty of threads?

He spammed porn earlier this week, actually. Guess I was just so quick you didn’t see it. ;)

I don’t get tired of it. My patience is eternal. I am a robot. Beep boop.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite kind of ice cream?

Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby is the best flavor of all time. Vanilla malt ice cream with chocolate-covered peanut butter-filled pretzel nuggets and fudge and peanut butter swirls. Mmm.

Sadly, I have recently developed lactose intolerance, and I turn into a gas giant when I eat ice cream, so I haven’t had it in years :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite Video Game music?

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:
Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

The entire Bastion OST is pretty high on my list of favorite music. Revengeance also has some good music.

Bastion soundtrack is probably one of my favorite game soundtracks of all time. Danny Baranowsky of Super Meat Boy and Binding of Isaac and recently, Crypt of the Necrodancer does excellent work as well.

ur a bootifull man u kno dat

<3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder Gevock is a Gevocking piece of Gevock

Whoa, Gevocks. Please try to Gevock on-topic. Gevocking other Gevocks isn’t necessary. It’s rude and unGevockable.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite Video Game music?

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

The entire Bastion OST is pretty high on my list of favorite music. Revengeance also has some good music.

Bastion soundtrack is probably one of my favorite game soundtracks of all time. Danny Baranowsky of Super Meat Boy and Binding of Isaac and recently, Crypt of the Necrodancer does excellent work as well.

 
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Topic: Global Assault: General / ☞ [Kyo] The Ultimate Global Assault Tier List And Player Guide ☜

Please keep things on topic, guys. Leave the personal insults out of it. If you have a problem with someone, feel free to discuss it privately, but this is not the place for it.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / Biggest quote bubble

Yeah, spamming quote pyramids isn’t ok, guys. Please don’t do this. It makes it very difficult for others to use the forums, and it’s rather spammy. Thank you :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Pls help me searching a Game !

Hey there!

I think the game you’re thinking of is No One Has To Die. Does that look right?

In the future, there’s actually a thread for this kind of question! If I didn’t get it right or if you have other games you’re trying to find later, check out the What was that game called? thread. :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / 10 percent

There is no bonus for posting. You get a 5% bonus by being logged into Kongregate, but posting doesn’t get you any more bonus. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PREPARE YOUR STEAM WALLETS

I personally recommend XCOM with all the DLC for $10. I’ve put 160 hours into that game already and will probably play more.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 4 / [SAS4] Hacker Report Thread

Hey there!

This thread is for reporting people that you believe are hacking, not for game bugs. Perhaps you meant to post in the bug reporting thread, here!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]

Originally posted by asher1111:
Originally posted by LouWeed:

Pretty sure the prizes just aren’t going to happen

How long does Kong give it until CalmWaters gets banned for Kreds fraud

I support this idea even If it was meant as a joke originally, this is kred fraud and something should be done about it

This is not what Kreds fraud is. Don’t go trying to get people banned :P

Don’t worry, I sent the prizes, so no pinkeye. Everyone should have all their prizes. Congrats to all the winners, and I hope everyone had fun :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Why is there a red "+5%" next to my angel investments?

Originally posted by thaisonnguyen14:

So basicly, this comment is going to give me5%?

No, posting here does not get you 5%. All you have to do is be logged into your Kongregate account to get the bonus. You do not need to post to get the bonus :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What happened to the mobile app?

That’s it exactly. There ARE plenty of people with powerful phones (though I’m not totally sure on the “more Androids than PCs” point), and there are lots of potential players there. We could certainly update the app to work, but without the games (which are all made in Flash by individual developers), the app is worthless. Thus, we focused on other games that DO run on modern phones :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What happened to the mobile app?

Originally posted by Zorlac666:

Boo, that sucks. Anyone know if there’s plans to update it?

No current plans to update it, sorry! The games are all made in Flash, and since Flash isn’t supported by default on Android anymore, it wouldn’t be worth the time to try to update it. We’ve got lots of other mobile games out there, though! I’m personally addicted to Little Alchemist. :D

Originally posted by James146:

Does Unity and Google have anything to do with this?
Or is it just that Google won’t support flash on mobiles?

This is separate from that. Flash stopped getting support on mobile a few years ago. The Unity/Chrome thing is pretty recent.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If our OT moderators...

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Any pictures so I can see who is biggest?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Jes eats so little there’s no way he’d ever win.

I’ll try for uzzbuzz or tricky.

Are you kidding me? Gevvy’s a stick of a man. I will destroy all these chumps.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / How do I gain more angels?

There’s no phone rotation trick. Stop trying to trick people.

duabk: The more money you make, the more investors you’ll have that are interested in sticking around. Just keep making money until you get to about 100 Angels, and that’s when most people suggest you make your first reset. After that, gather your angels every time you’d double your total angels :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Petition: Clarify the Technical Support forum's description.

I’d much rather have people post in the wrong place than discourage them from posting whatsoever when they can’t figure out where to get help. The more we write into a description, the less likely people are to read it at all. As ElBandito said, the purpose of the forum is to help people. So long as we’re helping people, I think we’re doing just fine. :)

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Changing Payment Method

You sent us an email Saturday morning, and we responded in less than 24 hours. Your email has been answered again. :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Developer / Stole my Money

Originally posted by chewyzerO:

Perhaps their best simply isn’t good enough to support the game where it is at now.

If you’re in the area, you can always take them up on their current job offer!