Recent posts by IAmTheCandyman on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Zhs0 is about to get Spore....

The first six hours of Spore are great, because you get to start as a tiny cell and slowly develop into a civilization. It’s the last 40 (or fewer, if you give up) that suck, because Space stage in Spore is the longest part and the worst part of the game :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lul

If you’re leaving, feel free to post in the Departure thread!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What height are you?

Originally posted by occooa:

why are there so many admins in this thread

I don’t see any. 5’10".

 
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Topic: Mutilate-a-Doll 2 / How to spawn buffdoll

Locking on OP’s request!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Avatar Wall

Toss me up there! You can use my Kongpanion that I used for awhile…

…and/or my current Burger Duck. :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Unofficial 10th Kongregate Anniversary Preparation Thread

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

Indeed Kong will likely roll something out, but I feel like the Anniversary shouldn’t be restricted to only the admins. What makes Kong great is the community, the games, the staff, etc., and while the staff may be cooking up something, it might be better with more ingredients in the celebration.

This! We’ll have our own plans, but you guys are welcome to run some community things too! I’m a community admin, so I might be a bit biased, but the Kongregate community is one of the many things that makes this a great place to be. Maybe it’s time for a new game tourney to happen!

 
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Topic: Time World / How's that 9th planet coming along Playmage?

If you have a problem with another user, just ignore them. Please keep your discussions on-topic and civil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Vote] for IAmTheCandyman's Dinner!

Originally posted by visitor6666:

>TFW Reuben sandwich wasn’t voted up
>Why live

I’m not a big fan of the Reuben sammich. I like corned beef, but I don’t like rye or swiss or sauerkraut (which is practically a crime, as a Wisconsinite), and thousand island dressing is only ok. If you hate me now, I understand.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Vote] for IAmTheCandyman's Dinner!

Originally posted by visitor6666:

Good God those sandwich prices are fucking atrocious. Maybe I’m just too used to the relatively low prices of the Midwest.

I do miss midwest sammich prices. These babies are pretty pricey by comparison. But they also have this wonderful garlicky secret sauce on them, and it’s SO good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would be the perfect villian for OT?

Originally posted by Heather:

I could be OT’s villain, I’m chaotic neutral and known for causing trouble.
The CMan would be my nemesis since he is lawful good and he would swoop to put out my fires and bring calm back to OT.

Aww, man, do I have to be LAWFUL good? I prefer neutral good, like my chosen goddess Sarenrae, the Dawnflower.

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

Cman called me chaotic neutral just the other day. But there’s definitely nothing like some discord.

You’re totally chaotic neutral. You can’t deny that.

Originally posted by KawaiiAtheist:

Dr Nefarious.

DESTROY THE SQUISHIES!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

NIDARIA FOREVER!

I’d picture that as a VR/lasertag arena kind of thing, where you can see and hunt Mimics as an Aeronaut or something. Steamcuffs, pewpew!

 
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Topic: The Arts / Found an INSANE agar.io video

Hey there! This forum is for talking about and creating art. If you’d like to share a video, please feel free to post in the Youtube video masterthread in our Off-Topic forum. :)

 
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Topic: Game Programming / ★ Kongregate Game Jam ★ - May 27 to June 3

We’re starting a official Kongregate one-week game jam, complete with prizes and honors and maybe even some high-fives if you’re super cool and awesome! Check out the details and post any questions or comments in the official announcement thread.

 
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Topic: Game Design / ★ Kongregate Game Jam ★ - May 27 to June 3

We’re starting a official Kongregate one-week game jam, complete with prizes and honors and maybe even some high-fives if you’re super cool and awesome! Check out the details and post any questions or comments in the official announcement thread.

 
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Topic: Spellstone: Guild Recruitment / Join Elementowcy Before The Next Guild War!!

Hey there,

Since you’ve already got a thread, please keep your guild posts there. A second thread will start to spam up the forums! :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

Originally posted by dark87:

Doeo Hunt!

So glad someone else said Doeo so that I didn’t have to <3

What would a Doeo amusement park attraction look like? A shooting gallery?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / [DEV] A fresh and delicious dish

There’s no need for this hostility, guys. If you have an issue with someone, feel free to report them for their behavior, but keep it civil and on-topic while you’re in our forums.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / "How did I do?"

“a black and white photo of a man standing next to each other”

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

The self-awareness is rather lacking, though.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD [#53] Voting

Great work on all of these, gang. I always love seeing what you guys create and put together in a short period of time. I personally work better with deadlines. ;)

1st —> “Gone in Ten Days” by Halysia: It’s short, but that’s not a bad thing! The limited time concept makes it very easy to replay, and try to do better. I like the idea that grandma’s going to be a badass ghost who kicks ass in the afterlife. I wasn’t completely clear on how to keep grandma happy, and the best I was able to do was make it to about 421 minions killed, but that beats the 31 I got on my first run! I liked the training mini-games, even if the blocking one tells you to tap to block, when you only need to move your mouse. Still, fun, and pretty complete. :)

2nd —> “Hamster Ate My Grandma!” by Jarizappa: First, I want you to know I completely misread the game’s name, and somehow did not realize that my goal was to get my hamster to eat grandma until I saw the hamster change about two upgrades before I won. Loved that doorbell sound effect (I also happen to love the sound effects in Desktop Racing, for the record). I like the concept of the game, but like a few other reviewers, the ability to repeatedly make that grandma-sound trigger did get a little annoying, especially given that the game encourages you to spam buttons to get meters higher. While writing this review, my hamster starved to death, and I got one of the…ahem…alternate endings. Avoiding spoilers :D

Grandmatopia: My first reaction to this game is that it’s basically exactly what I pictured when I read the dual themes of “virtual pet” and “grandma”: a grandma-is-my-virtual-pet game. I like the sets of RPG skills, though it wasn’t totally clear how to increase any of them. I didn’t stick around the game TOO long, so it’s possible that I’m just not waiting long enough, but I’m not really sure how to do anything. Grandma’s unhappy and nearly starving, and I don’t know how to make her cook anything. I tried dragging her to the stove, but now I’m pretty sure I’m trying to COOK grandma, and that’s probably not the goal of this game. Probably.

Grandmagotchi: I came up with this name a few days into this process, only to discover that you had already made a game with this name. Dangit! It does have all your standard grandma features, though, eating, falling asleep on the couch, peeing, owning maybe only three outfits. Sounds like my grandma. I’m not completely sure what my goal is, though! Is there any end to the game? It’s been pretty easy to keep grandma happy, and I’m up to 150 days now. I tried to let grandma starve, but she just got unhappy. I have money, but I’m not sure what to spend it on! GRANDMA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!

EDIT: Didn’t realize I wrote so much. Sorry for the wall of text!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Ad Revenue updates how often?

Hey there,

It looks like yours updated just two days ago!

http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/phoenixsong75/ad_revenues

If you have further issues, though, please feel free to email support@kongregate.com for help :)

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Please look.

Hey there! We’re not currently interested in Kickstarting a card game, but best of luck with the game!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What games on Kong would you like to see as an amusement park attraction?

I submitted this question to my fellow admins, and our good buddy DreamJuice submitted that Wonderputt would make an awesome attraction. I figured you could probably even get a projector to put the collectibles onto the course, and use lasers to figure out if someone’s shot successfully picked one up! :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Blacklisting idle games is an urgently needed feature

Hey there! Since you’ve posted this in the Suggestions thread, I’m going to go ahead and lock this thread. Feel free to discuss it there, though!

 
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Topic: Mutilate-a-Doll 2 / My Love For this Community and my Life Story.

It’s called “my love for this community” because it’s about his love for this community, simple as that! If you read it, you’ll see that he cares, and is glad to be here. :)

homie, I’m glad you’ve found yourself a place here. We here at Kongregate do our best to make people feel welcome, and I’m happy to hear that we’ve done that for you. Enjoy the games!

 
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Topic: BattleHand: General / spacez52?

It’s fine to disagree with people, WarNerve, but there’s no need to be rude about it. Please keep it civil, and review the Kongregate Conduct Guidelines if you have questions about how to behave appropriately.