Recent posts by IAmTheCandyman on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

I gotta go Youtube. I’m not really into Let’s Plays, and where else could you find awesome things like Weezer covering Toni Braxton’s Unbreak My Heart?

Curly fries or waffle fries?

(Forgive me, I’m hungry.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Tough one, but I grew up on platformers. I vote platformers!

Kittens or puppies?

 
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Topic: Red Crucible / Fuck YOu kongbot shit and kongregate FUCKING 3 YEAR FUCKING YEAR JUMPING A BARREL

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Really terrific slime.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Originally posted by FlyingCat:

Nikhil is still the cutest Kongregate employee Kongpanion in my opinion.

I feel the love. ♥

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

oh look another vanity kongpanion


i cant believe that kong would actually make kongpanions based on random ppl on the site


shame on u, kong

This post better be tongue-in-cheek.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / lets be nice thread

Hey there,

Be sure to check out the Guidelines thread for suggestions on how to make a good forum game!

 
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Topic: Ballistic / Game lagging?

I think people will be glad to help you figure out what’s going wrong, but they’ll need more information! Can you describe your problem in more detail? :)

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / [to devs] Yugi-oh bonus pack quest+define spam part 2, since you lockef my topic again and i can't use it to place my answer to you. (Damn this is a long topic name)

Hey there. Your threads keep getting locked because they’re not really on-topic, and this isn’t really the right place for them. If you’d like to share Youtube links with your friends, please feel free to share them occasionally in chat. You can also discuss/share Youtube links in this thread. :)

If you have further questions, please feel free to PM me. This thread will now be locked.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [PSA] Check and change your Gmail passwords!

Hey everyone! An article was posted recently about a ton of Gmail passwords getting momentarily leaked. Most of them seem to be WAY outdated, from about 5 years ago or more, but it may be a good idea to check and see if yours was leaked with this tool.

While you’re at it, always a good idea to change your passwords now and again. There are also plenty of password managers out there that will help you set super-secure passwords for everything.

Stay safe out there, and happy gaming :)

-Cman

 
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Topic: Monsters & Dungeons / add me egg it up

If you’d like to share your player ID with others, please post it in the appropriate thread :)

 
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Topic: Monsters & Dungeons / Kindly add me

If you’d like to share your player ID with others, please post it in the appropriate thread :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge of the Day Discussion

Fun fact: I left Epic Combo running while I was out of town for a weekend and came back to my best score of 700,013,608. :D

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / The topic previously known as Brawl Pro Tips, and is now a diss session... Please feel free to insult whomever you please :/

Yeah, this has gotten a little too far off-topic. Locking it up.

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / 20 Day Investment Missing from list!

Hey there!

Please post in this thread about 20 day investment issues :)

 
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Topic: Rise of Mythos / 20 Day Investment broken

Hey there! Please post in this thread for issues with the 20 day investment :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. Tourney is Over, Special Thanks to Ben_B

All prizes distributed. Nice work, everyone! :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongpanion Photo Contest!

Belated invalid entry from me, but here’s my own Kongpanion hanging out with his panda buddy, wielding his +3 sugarmace.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why go to dashnet when

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I was expecting you to try and stop users from going to Dashnet over Kongregate.

Except he wasn’t advocating anything.
He was continuing the lyrics in the OP.

Exactly this. Hardware Store is a song I thoroughly enjoyed in high school when a friend burned me a CD, and I used to know all the words by memory.

I WOULD appreciate it if you guys would avoid harassing anyone, but I honestly have no control over your behavior on other websites. You are, of course, free to do as you wish (though there may be consequence, as there are for any behavior). I don’t even demand that you be nice and cheery all the time. All I ask is that you respect others and their time. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GO TO KONGREGATION TC NOW

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/422150

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why go to dashnet when

Originally posted by No_OneCares:

we’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can’t waaaait, no, I can’t waaaaait. When’re they gonna open up that doooooor?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Mutilate-a-Doll 2 Official Thread

Quote pyramids make Candyman sad.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / password problem

Hey there! It sounds like you might want to enter your USERNAME rather than your email address if they’re both on the same email. It’ll still send the recovery information to your email!

If you have further problems, just email us at support@kongregate.com, and we’ll do our best to help you out :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:

Hey Cman, how’s life?

Not too bad, thanks! I’d say life is going well for me right now. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

I’m having trouble reading “Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate” in a normal tone. All I hear is “All I do is win win win win win”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Who said I hate you?

Y-you’ve shown it

I don’t believe I have. I’m not really much of a hater. There are people who frustrate me, sure, but I don’t really hate anyone.