Recent posts by IAmTheCandyman on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / why go to dashnet when

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I was expecting you to try and stop users from going to Dashnet over Kongregate.

Except he wasn’t advocating anything.
He was continuing the lyrics in the OP.

Exactly this. Hardware Store is a song I thoroughly enjoyed in high school when a friend burned me a CD, and I used to know all the words by memory.

I WOULD appreciate it if you guys would avoid harassing anyone, but I honestly have no control over your behavior on other websites. You are, of course, free to do as you wish (though there may be consequence, as there are for any behavior). I don’t even demand that you be nice and cheery all the time. All I ask is that you respect others and their time. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GO TO KONGREGATION TC NOW

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/422150

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why go to dashnet when

Originally posted by No_OneCares:

we’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can’t waaaait, no, I can’t waaaaait. When’re they gonna open up that doooooor?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Mutilate-a-Doll 2 Official Thread

Quote pyramids make Candyman sad.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / password problem

Hey there! It sounds like you might want to enter your USERNAME rather than your email address if they’re both on the same email. It’ll still send the recovery information to your email!

If you have further problems, just email us at support@kongregate.com, and we’ll do our best to help you out :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by FunnyaxeRealm:

Hey Cman, how’s life?

Not too bad, thanks! I’d say life is going well for me right now. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

I’m having trouble reading “Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate” in a normal tone. All I hear is “All I do is win win win win win”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Who said I hate you?

Y-you’ve shown it

I don’t believe I have. I’m not really much of a hater. There are people who frustrate me, sure, but I don’t really hate anyone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

W-why do you hate me cman

Who said I hate you?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

>He takes his “job” very seriously

I certainly do. My job is important to me, and I get to help others and change lives in tiny ways each day. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by StOtS:

dear iamthecandyman, what is your favourite thing about off-topic kongregate forums?

All the attention I get. The fact that legitimately interesting or funny threads come up here now and again. Like the one just moments ago complaining about Link (from the Legend of Zelda series) as a character, who I happen to think is a great character and OP does not. That’s a neat discussion to have. It definitely doesn’t fit in Serious Discussion, and General Gaming would probably just turn it into a “I LIKE THIS ZELDA GAME BEST” thread. Here, it’s somewhat an actual discussion, and I think that’s really cool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How is Link such a popular charactar?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:

He has NO personality at all. You could put anyone in his place and have the exact same game. When someone says Link is the best hero, I never see it justified.

I disagree. Link in Wind Waker, for example (my favorite LoZ game I’ve played) was just some kid on an island who got pushed into the hero thing for his family. He’s shy and confused and alone, but he walks into it and does the best that he can, despite the fact that he’s never been a fighter, never really got trained, anything like that. They gave him a sword and shield and said “OK HAVE FUN”, and off he went. If you replaced him with a big tough guy who’s used to fighting and prepared for combat (like, say, Zevran from Dragon Age), it would be a very different story and adventure. You come into the game not being familiar with the world, and you learn along with Link how to navigate the world and fight and explore, and you both grow together as character and player.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Originally posted by niceman555:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

Nope, I’m not in school anymore. I graduated a couple years ago.

Aha, my bad sir.
What have you destined to be in life? Do you still have a dream goal or nah?

I don’t really know what a “dream” goal is, really. When I was a kid, I always thought I wanted to be a video game tester, because that sounded like the coolest thing. Playing video games for money? YEAH! Then I found out that’s called “QA”, and is actually very repetitive. I read a lot of stories on a webcomic called The Trenches, and realized that’s not really what I want to do. So now I guess I just want to find something that I enjoy, and that pays me well enough to enjoy my life, and I have that right now. :)

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I’m saying that this is his job.

Sure, I get paid to be here, but right now, I’m actually here on my own time. I was here on this site for a few years before I started working here. I continue to come back because it’s a place I enjoy and care about.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey IAmTheCandyman

Nope, I’m not in school anymore. I graduated a couple years ago.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / u can only give a balloon to 1 user????

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:
Originally posted by braves055:

I give the balloon to you, mafefe.

:>

Was this thread just you waiting for an excuse to post this picture?

…it’s pretty cute.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed: General / New Raid Awards

Originally posted by XKyotosomoX:

Tyrant isn’t for political discussion you guys

Please try to keep the Tyrant forum to Tyrant-related discussion, folks.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Most Online Players (70,007) - Over 70K!

Updated the thread title with the highest number that we had proof of. WOO!

 
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Topic: Technical Support / [email address removed]

RgrPate: I’ve removed your email address from this forum post in order to protect your information. I’m working with you in Support emails about this, so please check your email for further help with this issue :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Free Kreds? Free Kreds, and points too! (August 2014)

Originally posted by TheRealPip:
Originally posted by Freezekougra:

Video didn’t load

That is because this was a promo from 3 months ago and has since ended.

-Pip

That one ended, but…this one is live! The free Kred video is back! And in a cool zombie-movie style. Check it out!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Special Event] Kongregate Live: with Jimp

Originally posted by Holy2334:

One more day. I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

(Still don’t know if it’s pants or pantsless though)

I’ll go pantsless in solidarity if Jimp draws a pants Kongpanion.

 
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Topic: Little Alchemist Mobile / Event Idea

Hey there,

If you have ideas for the game, you’re definitely welcome to post them here! But please don’t artificially bump the thread. If people are interested, it will stay on the top on its own :)

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

On it! waves

 
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Topic: Little Alchemist Mobile / private cards

I’m not completely sure what the point of this thread is, but it seems to be to suggest new card ideas. If you have new ideas for card combinations, please post them in the Card ideas thread, and please avoid spamming!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / weird glitch PLZ HELP!!!!!

hunter2

…Uh-oh.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / suspect hacker

If you believe someone is hacking, please contact the developers. Calling them out in the forums is not appropriate.

 
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Topic: Ballistic / BALLISTIC PLS KICK ELAXION

If you believe someone is hacking, please notify the developers. Calling them out publicly in the forums is not appropriate.