Recent posts by IAmTheCandyman on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / taking bets on how long until we break uzzbuzz's mind

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:
Originally posted by Uberendung:

Do people seriously “lose their mind” because of Off-Topic? You need to be really weak to go off the rails because of a tame community. I can’t say I’m surprised. Anyone that accepts to become a moderator for free can’t be sane.

Insane in the membrane.

INSANE IN THE BRAIN!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Live Event] Kongpanion Live Draw with Jimp on 5/5/15

Originally posted by fgfgfg:

Will Sammy be there, too?

Sammy will not be there, she’s napping all day. Sorry! :(

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Agreed, those people are the worst.


 
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Topic: Kongregate / Your Pants is the Kongregate Illuminati

Originally posted by Precarious:

♫ Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do! ♫

♫ Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we dooooooo! ♫

#Kongspiracy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Special Announcement--this is not a game] Welcome the New Forum Mods!

Originally posted by Bluji:

Thanks everyone so far, thanks in advance everyone who post later and let’s have fun, Feline ;)

Welcome, blue jeans and kitteh!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SEND TRANSGENIC PEOPLE TO LABOR CAMPS

Yeah, I’m with Implosion here, I don’t think we have any genetically modified mods, unless Gevock is some sort of bioengineered supersoldier.

Since I know what you were TRYING to say, though, know that it isn’t appropriate. And I’m pretty sure you DO know that.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Please Welcome Serious Discussion's New Forum Mod

Welcome to the forum team, stanwise! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes, OT, there is a new Forum Mod for you, too!

Welcome to the team, uzzles <3

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits / Can you please?

Even easier, when deciding whether or not to flame…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / oh my god this song is amazing

You know there’s a topic for this, Zam.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / sequence end

This isn’t really a game, and is basically just “guess what word I’m thinking of”. Please be sure to read the Forum Game guidelines!

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / [Forum Announcement] New Off-Topic Subforum!

Hey guys!

There have been a number of threads lately with all kinds of not-quite-AdCap-related topics, and we generally try to keep the forums on-topic so that people can find the information that they need among the flood of 10% posts. (And to be clear, the 10% is NOT REAL!)

So! I’ve made a new Off-Topic subforum for you guys, and you can post about all kinds of things there and get to know each other and whatnot. I’ve unlocked and moved a few threads into it, but if there are any others that you think would be good to move there, please feel free to post here and let me know, and I can move them over.

The Conduct Guidelines do still apply, but otherwise, I hope you enjoy! If you have any questions, feel free to post them here and I’ll answer them as soon as I can.

Happy capitalism to you all! All glory to Arstotzka the mighty dollar!

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: Off-Topic / The only game that matters...

Originally posted by Tesserette:

I need to get in my mode (change into Bears jersey and drink a beer) but will have my guesses posted before things get started.

A BEARS jersey? And I thought you were cool.

GO PACK GO!

I honestly don’t really pay attention to the draft, but I hope the Packers’ defensive picks pan out. Clay Matthews can’t ALWAYS carry our defense!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [PSA] Unity games will no longer work in Chrome

I’m pretty sure Wartune doesn’t run on Unity or Java, so you should be able to play Wartune no matter what version of Chrome you have. This does not affect Flash games. :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Please Welcome Our Newest Kongregate Forum Mod--Precarious!

Welcome, Precarious! :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / some site disruptions today

Originally posted by Bluji:

Now we clearly need an ice cream cone Kongpanion or a piglet Kongpanion to make up for this. (Pretty please?)

Thanks for the notice, though. :)

You can try to convince Jimp to draw one in next week’s live draw event if you want! :D #ShamelessPlug

 
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Topic: Kongregate / some site disruptions today

Originally posted by hamuka:

Well this explains everything. Thanks for the explanation, I thought something more sinister was going on :D

I promise I am not in the process of reprogramming Kongbot for world conquest. :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Lilitschi...

Originally posted by 3folddad:

Candyman,
I may not have been clear. I was responding to reporting the user, not just a specific post.

I don’t know if there is a way from the profile page, private or not, but a method was implied earlier in the thread.

My statement was more to indicate if there was a method, it wasn’t accessible if that profile was marked private, nor was it easy to see an aggregate list of posts from that user, to determine if you should report them, or apply a more gracious response.

Thanks for clearing up my previous post.

Ah, sorry for the confusion. You CAN report a user, but I realized that that’s only possible when you’re navigating on web, and not on mobile. I’ll look into getting the engineers to fix that. :)

Originally posted by 3folddad:

An idea on the back end may be that if you notice that you’re removing a high percentage of an account’s posts, that you ban that account. I noticed with 12hamiltone, that prior to the account being marked private, that every single post had been deleted by a moderator. There were a few other accounts like that.

We have methods and processes already for taking care of troublesome users, and I already have my eye on that situation!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Suggestion] Tags and Search

You can, sort of. You can currently search by up to two tags by going to the page of one of the tags (say, for example, the action games page) and then you can search within action for another tag by entering the tag in the box in the top left. :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [PSA] Unity games will no longer work in Chrome

Originally posted by TheLinkToThePast:

Can we get this stickied, please?

I would, but people generally tend to ignore stickied posts in the forums. They look past them and go right to the threads that move. So I think it’s better to leave it unsticky for now. :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Live Event] Kongpanion Live Draw with Jimp on 5/5/15

Previous events:
Jmtb02
Jimp
YAYitsAndrew
Berzerk
Juicy Beast
Tony Lavelle
Sammy the Kongpanion

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Live Event] Kongpanion Live Draw with Jimp on 5/5/15

Join Kongregate’s live event with Jimp!
Come and hang out and watch Jimp, our beloved Kongpanion artist, draw a future Kongpanion, and ask him questions about drawing adorable things! Or about what color socks he’s wearing, or what he likes to drink while he draws!

How do I join in on the fun?
On Tuesday, May 5, 2015 at 10am PST, you can click here to get to the live event!

To find out what time that is in your area, check out this page.

Special Chatroom Rules:
Due to the nature of this event, people who break the Kongregate chat guidelines may be silenced without a warning. The rules may be enforced more strictly than normal.

If you can’t make it to the event, we’ll put it up on Youtube for later watching. Hope to see you there!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever ate something disgusting?

I had Taiwanese “stinky tofu” once. They ferment tofu for up to a few months, and then deep fry it. It is horrible. When I put it in my mouth, I gagged immediately. My brain thought I had literally put poop in my mouth. NEVER AGAIN.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Lilitschi...

Originally posted by 3folddad:

I agree, great work. I would like to add one two things.

First, some of the forms, such as off-topic forum, aren’t actually available from inside the mobile apps. Don’t know if this can be fixed, but that would help.

Second, spammers like 12hamiltone have figured out that if they set their profiles to private/hidden, no one can report them, nor see their pattern of behavior. This is one of the reasons we are having a difficult time flagging them personally.

Just a heads up to make your job potentially less complicated

Hi guys, Kong admin here. It’s true that you won’t be able to review the rest of someone’s posts if they’re marked private, but you can see their post at that time, and you can flag the individual posts as they come up! As for reporting, you can definitely still report whether or not they’re marked private. :)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Is the bug with the managers adjusted?

Hey guys!

I don’t actually work for HyperHippo directly, so I can’t know for sure, and I don’t know if they’ll see the flags you’ve left. I’d suggest contacting them to find out!

http://hyperhippo.ca/contact