Recent posts by MFTeabag on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Hi Tricky!

Tricky is Zshadow’s nickname for the newer people who don’t know

Topic: Off-topic / Describe this OTer

I can think of literally nothing good to say about him.

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up one morning...

I bought a fucking dog.

I brought Michael Vick

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up one morning...

Go back to sleep

Pussies

Topic: Off-topic / Why does the one realistic avatar month thread get locked but all the other ones do not?

Quit bitching

Topic: Off-topic / If your birthday is on February 29

Do you only celebrate it every 4 years

Topic: Off-topic / April is Handsome Squidward avatar month [reserved avatar month]

I approve

Topic: Off-topic / Would you buy & eat lobotomised chicken if it was 10x cheaper?

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

No, I’m not poor

what about other people who are poor and need food?

Broke bitches so crusty
Disgust me

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

5 tokens for tits

Topic: Off-topic / Biggest Music Battle: Rock vs. rap

Rap is better

Topic: Off-topic / Would you buy & eat lobotomised chicken if it was 10x cheaper?

No, I’m not poor

Topic: Off-topic / You date a girl and see this in her family's fridge

I say I am allergic

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

He’d probably wreck both your asses

Topic: Off-topic / Don't you hate it when...

Why would anything get stuck on my penis

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

I’m better than Chuck Norris

Topic: Off-topic / Three choices

Hmmmm

Would I rather be white or Asian

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

Mft, are you good at acting?

No

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

Wait, what?

I can’t hear you with MFT’s cock in your throat.

Nonono, Penguin has his nose in MFT’s ass, that’s why you can’t hear him.

That makes no sense

Do you not know what a brownnoser is?

I do.

And you realize why it’s called brownnosing?

I do. What I don’t realize is what this has to do with hearing

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

Wait, what?

I can’t hear you with MFT’s cock in your throat.

Nonono, Penguin has his nose in MFT’s ass, that’s why you can’t hear him.

That makes no sense

Do you not know what a brownnoser is?

I do.

Topic: Off-topic / Three choices

I kill the Wii guy

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

Wait, what?

I can’t hear you with MFT’s cock in your throat.

Nonono, Penguin has his nose in MFT’s ass, that’s why you can’t hear him.

That makes no sense

Topic: Off-topic / What is the most gross and weird dream you ever had?

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

Originally posted by vegard20:

Eating a hag’s warts, kissing her, and puking out a huge ball of those warts afterwards. I could still feel it around my mouth when I woke up.

That’s the only gross dream I can remember. I can’t remember many other dreams.

That is fucking disgusting. Reported.

Report snitch.

Reported for defamation of character.

Topic: Off-topic / MFT should be the new chuck norris

When I get old who should be the new me

Topic: Off-topic / What is the most gross and weird dream you ever had?

Originally posted by vegard20:

Eating a hag’s warts, kissing her, and puking out a huge ball of those warts afterwards. I could still feel it around my mouth when I woke up.

That’s the only gross dream I can remember. I can’t remember many other dreams.

That is fucking disgusting. Reported.

Topic: Off-topic / Make your own MFT alt!

Originally posted by epicshowdown:

Originally posted by MFTeabag:

Originally posted by MarcusFThomas:

Surprised this wasn’t taken…

God damn it

I can give you the password.

Please do