Recent posts by CandystripeLegs on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I'm glad you could make it. Please, have a seat.

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Originally posted by ScaryBlankPlanet:

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

3. Now I can go on my quest to kill all the bronies and furries.

Although I’m not a big fan of the Bronies, if you did that I would make it my life’s mission, license or not, to kill you for denying the world a Half-Life 3.

…

Although you may not have known, Gabe Newell (co-founder of Valve and the mind behind Half Life one and two, is a brony.

Topic: Off-topic / I don't understand.

Topic: Off-topic / Party in barrens chat!

This is going to be fun.

Topic: Off-topic / You are chosen as tribute and taken away to the capital.

This thread is full of cancer. OP is a faggot.

Topic: Off-topic / GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT

You could just cut out the middle man and eat plain sawdust. It’s a lot cheaper.

Topic: Off-topic / You are an earthworm and 30 of these girls are chasing you

I thought that sosusline got banned forever ago.

Topic: Off-topic / I wish I were stupid

Have you considered huffing paint?

Topic: Off-topic / Official/Commonly used Threads Masterthread (Read before making a thread!)

ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers’ usernames.
Not sure if this one is popular enough, but it seemed to get a pretty good response.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

Murder_Machine:

ritzfitz91:

Topic: Off-topic / Mind posting some of those weird scroll-scare comics?

Fuck those things. I never get used to them, no matter how much I’ve seen them. Also, I’m pretty sure that the one posted in here is the only one that exists.

Topic: Off-topic / The first post you ever posted on ANY forum?

Oh God, fuck 13 yearold me.

I’m the OP of that thread. The original title was EmilyG sucks Greg’s asshole.

Topic: Off-topic / I need to ask one thing...

Originally posted by Hunkadunkus:

Originally posted by RiGhTeOuSzAm:

Originally posted by Hunkadunkus:

Britian. We’re more original that your colonies~

>That your colonies

iPod autoincorrect changes all my shit.

Originally posted by Flog_Gnaw:

Originally posted by Hunkadunkus:

Britian. We’re more original that your colonies~

They were actually yours

Too bad they said fuck you and made you GTFO

Poor military decisions that was run by idiots at the time.
Had reinforcements been sent, America would not have been separated.
…Not that I’d want America, anyway. With that whole paying for medical treatment thing you’ve got going on…

I present this without comment.

Topic: Off-topic / states murder rates: if u live here watch out!

I was confused because I didn’t think there was that much murder here. Then I remembered the Lugoff-Elgin area. If there was a statistic for methamphetamine, we’d probably be in the top 10 for that too.

Topic: Off-topic / 13 original colonies club

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

South Carolina master race reporting in.

Same. Chapinfag here, born in northeast, though.

Topic: Off-topic / Don't take kony 2012 seriously.

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

Mother of god…You’re nearly a week late.
Get out.
Seriously, get the fuck out.

I was going to post something similar, but this just about sums it up.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

Originally posted by Mansmany:

please draw me.

Reread the OP.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

>please draw my username

Topic: Off-topic / Which country is most likely to loan me 1 trillion dollars

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by CandystripeLegs:

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Nobody.

Originally posted by IAmOT:

America. We’re so stupid, we’ll fall for your trick to give you 1 trillion dollars.

No, that’s only you.

There is a possibility that the people of the United States of America will make Rick Santorum the most powerful man on this planet. I’ll let you gather your own implications from that fact.

Define powerful

Having access to power.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

Originally posted by Newfig:

I’m doing myself. Deal with it.

OC is OC.

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

This Whitney person is flipping the fuck out about something called “the T”. It’s pretty funny.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

Originally posted by xtrakool:

!!

I feel like this probably didn’t come out the way you meant it to.

Topic: Off-topic / Which country is most likely to loan me 1 trillion dollars

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Nobody.

Originally posted by IAmOT:

America. We’re so stupid, we’ll fall for your trick to give you 1 trillion dollars.

No, that’s only you.

There is a possibility that the people of the United States of America will make Rick Santorum the most powerful man on this planet. I’ll let you gather your own implications from that fact.

Topic: Off-topic / Recent Changes in Kongregate's Policy About Avatars

I dislike the file size limit for avatars. I have plenty of .gifs I would love to have as an avatar but cannot because of their size. I’m sure there is a good reason for this limit, I just don’t care for it.

Topic: Off-topic / I am defiantly against the government.

Well it’s kind of hard to be undefiantly against the government.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Artistic interpretations of eachothers' usernames.

Originally posted by Omnicide:

And is that relevant?
It’s not you we’re drawing, it’s the representation of your username.
And I do believe that guy I drew is fucking lazy.

This. Please stop being a bitch, Lazy.