Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion /
The Last Battle of WMT
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
At the end of the Golden Age, the Cr€ator infected the World with Boredom. Many great minds fled, never to be heard from again.
The Muppets gained in strength, without the creativity and wit of those great minds to battle them.
Their warcry ‘YIP YIP YIP’ was heard all through the land.
Eventually, 3 Muppet Riders rose. Other than their brethren, they didn’t just adopt Mediocrity, they were born in it, molded by it. They wouldn’t see a naked woman irl until they were already a man. By then it was nothing to them but scary.
Cr’ven the Delusional who used all his energy to wield his thumbtack of Illusionary Manipulation; En the Repeater, who swung the blades Bwcheats and Latinas over and over and over again; and D’ven the Ridiculous, about who it was rumoured that if you put his brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.
Two of these riders didn’t do the English very good, and the third hid his mediocrity by running all his posts through an automated thesaurus.
The good people of the World cried out for a hero and turned to a single knight. This great warrior had destroyed many, many muppets before with his battle-axe QuasiLogik, drinking games, SK variants and A+ quality rants.
“Save us, for you are the People’s Champion and this is your duty!”
The muppet known as D’ven challenged the knight to one-on-one combat: “LAL, why don’t u go clubbing with me?”.Even the troll herder Modd realized how stupid this was and warned D’ven
But the muppet was persistent and forced the knight to accept.
His strategy turned out to be poorly thought out.
The knight smiled.
..and broke D’ven easily and quickly.
Alas, the Boredom was strong. The people cried to The Great One: “Give us more! Our lives are empty without your posts!”.
But the knight too was infected and he looked down and whispered: “No”.