Recent posts by EverybodyHz on Kongregate

Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Is it just me, or are the best female athletes also the flattest?

Michelle Jenneke. Not actually an Olympic athlete, but she has a very impressive record in hurdling she’s proof that good female athletes can be hot as fuck.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / A Hypothetical Situation

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Why did you post the abbreviated version of this? There’s a more complete version out there.

Also, I thought of this picture while clicking on the thread. I’m psychic.

Actually, this is the same version. I simply moved the items around to fit within the post easily so you wouldn’t have to scroll right and left to read anything.

Not so subtle bump, by the way.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / A Hypothetical Situation

BUMP

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / people who doubt evolution also DOUBT GOD

Originally posted by rann13:

Besides, Darwin doesn’t know how the universe started, so the whole issue is moot.

Are you fucking retarded? Seriously, this collection of words results in such a moronic statement that I’m wondering how you had the mental capacity to actually spell the words properly and arrange them in a correct sentence.

Must be one of those ‘thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters’ sort of thing.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / A Hypothetical Situation

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / the best of the best

As an American, I’m pretty sure half of these shows are made up.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Games

I like games that require motion control. Like that new Wii game where you try to wash yourself with a virtual rag on a stick.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Bye, MDN.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

TF2 is not like any other FPS. It’s all about teamwork and support. Don’t focus on kills, focus on objectives and support. Learn what roles each class fills and identify when your team needs that role filled.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Leaked footage of OTer bathing

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator
 

Topic: Off-topic / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Glf04vzjQM8

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator
 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / 2012

>not preferring the roman gods

hippity dippity

 

Topic: Off-topic / Kong should become MORE like Facebook

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator
 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Syobon Action

Discuss this hard-as-fuck game.

Download here.

 

Topic: Off-topic / [Removed]

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator
 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

I’m the super-exclusive Quickplay Beta.

Better get some peanut butter, ‘cause y’all are jelly.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Brain Teasers!

D is for dismal, even when compared to the subpar performance of C. But a bump is a bump.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Brain Teasers!

C is for… Considerably worse than a Bump, but it gets the job done.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Brain Teasers!

B is for Bump.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / It's about time that we sorted out which of you are robots.

>being a robot
>not having a paradox failsafe
>2012

shiggity diggity

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / What was your path to OT?

I wanted to play games. I saw there were forums. Here I am.

I don’t play any games here anymore.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Not cool man, NOT cool.

Originally posted by Redfin_802:

Stop trying to be Hank Schrader.

Don’t listen to him, Hank. You ROCK.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Not cool man, NOT cool.

JESUS CHRIST, REDFIN.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / Brain Teasers!

Post ones you know! I got a nice, tricky one to get you all started:

A man goes to the hardware store and buys some construction supplies. Even though their price should ring up $39.83 with tax included, he only had to pay $33.83. Later, he goes home and kills himself. Why?

The man was a former computer programmer who spent the last nine years of his life working on a program to rob hardware stores and get free items after he was fired by his boss who's son worked at the hardware store. He planned to bankrupt the chain, forcing his son to lose his job, while also enjoying free hardware items. Unfortunately for him, his program did not work properly and he actually only saved five dollars on every purchase, meaning he wasted the past nine years of his life, in which time he alienated countless relatives, friends, and love interests. Realizing that his life is in a state of such disrepair, and his relationships are too estranged to revive, he ends his life a sad, lonely, and regret-filled man. Also, he had a dog who died because he was stuck in the house for days with his dying owner's corpse hanging from the ceiling. He couldn't eat his owner because he was a chihuahua and he couldn't reach that high.

 
Flag Post

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

accepting ugc platinum invites, get on my level fagets