Recent posts by BloodScourge on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Suggest me a good game for Android?


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Topic: Off-topic / Write a poem about the picture above you.

A boy in a room,
Only half his face showing.
He shouldn’t be sucking,
He should be blowing!

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Rap Name: Ghost
To put my opponents six feet under their grave.

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Topic: Off-topic / You can kill one person in OT for good or bad surprises!

There’s no ‘good surprise’ unless you kill yourself, what’s the point?


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Topic: Off-topic / If you were forced to choose one food to eat for the rest of ur life, what would it be?

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTer would you sleep with IRL?



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Topic: Off-topic / Sex

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Have you touched someone else’s genitals (excluding family members)?

What the fuck?

He’s saying have you ever felt someone between their legs. Have you ever touched their cock or their fanny?

Yes, no, yes.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

Basically the same except the house would be destroyed.

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Topic: Off-topic / If you could meet any kong user IRL who would u meet?

I’ll meet VanHalen1 to get a free hug.

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Topic: Off-topic / You leave for work and you see Stalin on your car roof.

Originally posted by QuorX97:

Compliment him on his awesome moustache.

I think you’re mistaking Stalin for Hitler, Stalin never even had a moustache, Stalin was the Soviet Union leader for WWII.

Ask him why is he not in Russia?

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Serial Killer (CYOA)

I quite like the one apocalypse came up with. Psychopath #9 it is!
Now it’s time to choose his weapons melee and range:
a) Machete
b) Butter Knife
c) Axe
d) Blade Gloves (Like Freddy Krueger and Wolverine)
e) Bare Hands
f) Bowie Knife
g) Galvaknuckles
h) Wonder Weapon (Silver Spoon, Golden Spork, One Inch Punch, One Inch Punch (Ice), One Inch Punch (Fire), One Inch Punch (Lightning) and One Inch Punch (Wind))
i) Other (you think of one)

a) Assualt Rifle (Optional (you choose one))
b) LMG (Optional (you choose one))
c) SMG (Optional (you choose one))
d) Shotgun (Optional (you choose one))
e) Sniper Rifle (Optional (you choose one))
f) Pistol (Optional (you choose one))
g) Wonder Weapon (Ray Gun, Wunderwaffe DG-2, Thundergun, Winter’s Howl, V-R11, Scavenger, 31-79 JGb215, Wave Gun/Zap Gun Dual Wield, Jet Gun, Sliquifier, Blundergat, Acid Gat, Ray Gun Mark II, Paralyzer, Staff of Ice, Staff of Fire, Staff of Lightning and Staff of Wind)
h) Other (you think of one)

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Serial Killer (CYOA)

Did so as per request. Let’s just get some more votes first before we start.

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Serial Killer (CYOA)

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my game, this game is a story about going through the life of a serial killer and you have to decide his fates, gifts, habits, interests and generally his entire time on Earth.

Now lets begin by naming our serial killer, would you like his name as:
a) Jason Voorhes
b) Michael Myers
c) Freddy Krueger
d) Ghostface
e) Leatherface
f) Hannibal Lecter
g) Chucky
h) Pinhead
i) Other (you think of one)

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / This or That?

PlayStation 4 or Xbox One?

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Topic: Off-topic / The worst game in existence?

E.T. Atari.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Birthday Thread *DariosZulco and Zamininc who hates bunneh videos and wants a letter changed*

What about my 2013 Hallow Birthday…? :‘(
Bah, who cares, I’ll be back on my 2014 Hallow Birthday… heh heh heh… HA HA HA! SO WUNDERBARR!
A-hem, please make sure my H-BD cake is one AT LEAST related to Michael Myers please. Thank you!

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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Btw, how is it question of the day if you ask multiple questions per day :x

Question S of the day.

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Topic: Off-topic / TELL A JOKE

What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit!

Your mum has had more hands up her than Kermit the Frog.

Your mum has been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd’s shotgun.

What’s the cleverest thing to have come out of a woman’s mouth?
Einstein’s penis.

What’s the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.

Why don’t women need a wristwatch?
There’s a perfectly good one on the stove.

Why is it that when you talk to God it’s called prayer,
but when God talks to you it’s call schizophrenia?

Why is sex like paintballing?
Because you play hard for 30 minutes and when it’s over you’re all hot and sweaty and glad you’re not the the one taking a shot to the face.

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
When you open her legs a light comes on.

2 Irish couples decide to sex up their sex lives by swapping partners.
Paddy says later "That was fucking great. I wonder how the girls got on

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Topic: Off-topic / You come home from work and you see a white girl sitting on your roof.

How the fuck did you get on my roof in the first place?

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Topic: Off-topic / What is the color of your butthole?

Mine’s rainbow.

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Topic: Off-topic / Join the Rolby Army now!

I’d rather join the Japenese Imperial Army than join a group of wierd faced twats.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Boomibom:
Originally posted by 35kdog:
Originally posted by Boomibom:

mlp doesnt have ’s ;_;

its just a cat, not a bluekitteh

That’s not a cat, that is one, fat, ugly shitbag.
But apart from that yeah, that is the only catish thing in MLP.

Back to the subject, what has been happening in the new EPs? I heard something about the CMC and duckfaces being involved.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Oh my fucking god… it’s back…
I don’t even know what to say…
Oh well, now that the army is back we’re going to raise more hell than ever raised before.
Also, what has been happening so far in the evolution of MLP? Is there going to be a G5?

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Topic: Off-topic / Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 announced.

Are you talking about Ghosts or is this actually MW4? Also, I thought it was Treyarchs turn to make their Black Ops 3 game.

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Topic: Off-topic / What was the first violent video game?

I’m not sure about this but somewhere between the 1970’s I think it was there was an Arcade game called ‘Beserk’ and apparently 2 people died from a heart attack shortly after playing that game, then the evil Otto would smile (same for Lavender Town).