Recent posts by Allihator on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Kong 3D isnt even 3D

I just looked at it through my 3D glasses and it was not 3D

PROTIP: 3D isn’t making red and blue versions of things and moving them 10 pixels up or to the left. 3D is making it so the blue and red versions of everything look like they are viewed from slightly from each side.

Usually, the red version is viewed slightly from the left and blue from the right.

Also, it doesn’t even apply to the whole site wtf.

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft is not worth $30

Here is why:

Notch stole Infiniminer’s source code and edited it to make minecraft. He has admitted this multiple times. The features in minecraft that aren’t from infiniminer are either copied from Dwarf Fortress or stolen user mods released as “official updates”

Also, most indie games are sold for $5, $10, or $15. Minecraft has no business costing more than most indie games. Notch’s fanboys like to point out how big budget games sell for $60, but this argument is dumb because the $60 price tag is to make up for the millions of dollars spent making the game. Notch spent no money making minecraft, so there is no way to justify a $30 price tag.

Many people praise minecraft for it’s awesome multiplayer. Multiplayer doesn’t make a game good. Any game can be good when played with friends. Also, playing with random people in minecraft is a bad idea because minecraft fans are literally some of the most immature fans ever. I would even say they are worse than bronies.

Minecraft is not a good game and everyone should hate it.

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft sucks/great vote

Originally posted by vegard20:

Originally posted by bjjdude:

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

For 27$?
Fuck them it, it’s terrible.

For 10, or maybe even $15…Sure it might have potential.

Most games are 60$ its really not bad.

No, most indie games are around 10 dollars.

This is not a big game with some huge budget, it’s an indie games made by like 5 people in their homes.

vegard, stop arguing with fanboys.

They are immune to things like “logic” and “proof”

Also, I hate fanboys.

Topic: Off-topic / Games from Japan suck

All Japanese games sucks because all you do is watch 20 minute cutscenes with 5 hours of grinding between them.

This is the very definition of boring.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Wow, look at all these teens and young adults bragging about how they got alternate accounts named after characters from a show meant for little girls.

This is obviously something worth bragging about.

Topic: Off-topic / Mac computers aren't environmentally friendly

But PCs are.

On a Mac, if you delete something it goes into a trash can. On a PC, it goes into a recycling bin.

Therefore, Macs aren’t as environmentally friendly as PCs.

I hate people who don’t care about the environment.

Topic: Off-topic / The official thread of tornado huggers

Tornadoes are not sentient.

Topic: Off-topic / Tipping your waiters/waitresses is bad!

Its bad because they get a paycheck.

I hate servers who are all “I’m only nice to you because I want your money!!”

fuck that.

Either be genuinely nice or don’t bother me with your fake niceness.

Topic: Off-topic / The My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread

Originally posted by Cizinec:

This thread was made before the other one. The other one needs to be deleted.

I agree

Topic: Off-topic / Luna is a useless character who contributes nothing to the narrative

What was Rowling thinking with this character?

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Crows are just emo parrots

Originally posted by livold:

I’m the crocodile hunter, we’ll be hunting a beast called Allihator, gotta be really careful.

Go get killed by a stingray

Topic: Off-topic / Crows are just emo parrots

they think they are super smart because they can copy the sounds humans make.

This just means they are black parrots.

Which means they are emo.

I hate emos.

Topic: Off-topic / Tornadoes

By calling someone a troll, you are admitting that you were trolled by their post.

I hate it when people do that.

Topic: General Gaming / Ratchet & Clank HD Collection

Ratchet and Clank sucks

it is just Spyro with guns

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Compliments are for losers who can’t handle criticism

Topic: Off-topic / Poetry & Prose (Meaningful)

Poetry is for people who are too retarded to say how they feel.

Topic: Off-topic / Tornadoes

I hate tornadoes.

All they do is destroy things.

Also, I hate tornado victims because they are all “omg i moved 2 a place in teh tornado alley HOW WUZ I SUPOSD 2 NO TORNADOS R HEER???”

Topic: Off-topic / School expells student for swearing on Twitter?!

he deserved it.

the only people who cuss are children who think using adult words makes them mature.

Topic: Off-topic / join the crowplanetians

Crows are gross.

I wouldn’t even eat one.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Horses are worth nothing.

There is reason that dead horses are thrown out with the rest of the trash.

Topic: Off-topic / The Asian people appreciation thread.

Asian people suck

All they are good for is making my shoes