Recent posts by alexthenoob on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Daily Discussion : CocaCola

They basically own Mexico.

Topic: Off-topic / i saw herobrine

Check server logs or who logged in, ban the IP.

Not your server? Well, I doubt herobrine skins are bannable.

Topic: Off-topic / If you could kill anyone on this Earth right now...

North Korea’s current leader. Why not?

Topic: Off-topic / I have a book fetish.

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:

Anyways, what are some cures?

Why do you need one?

Topic: Off-topic / Yo momma so dumb

Yo momma jokes?

Go die in a fire.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of television nowadays?

Televisions exists for people to record them and put it on youtube.

Criminal minds, weekenders, and NCIS are basically the extent of things I watch that aren’t anime.

Topic: Off-topic / Back Frum The ded. Previously Named "OhHieThere. Previously Named "OMGWTFNJOF leas""

You are…?

Topic: Off-topic / PS3 is the inferior console

Solution: PS2.

By the time you run out of games you’d like consoles will be about 3 generations forwards.

Topic: Off-topic / Fuck, Marry, Kill

Kill MFT

Marry (and then divorce) raelito

Fuck elisha.

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

But watching someone sleep for 3 hours is awesome!

Have you considered investing in a video camera and just putting it in the room of someone you like?

Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite video game memory?

As a kid (8 years old, maybe?) I would have a blast clearing single player mode on UT99 in a day. I would just pick a day and keep playing until I was done.

Topic: Off-topic / Anti-Bullying Poster Ideas

Something with school shooting statistics.

Topic: Off-topic / You can kill the 5 people you hate the most for the life of the person you love the most

Not sure who I love the most but I don’t hate 5 people enough to bother.

Topic: Off-topic / Survival Minecraft Server Anyone?

Originally posted by OMFGPwned:

Originally posted by tenco1:

inb4minecraftsucks

inb4terraria’sbetter

stop posting this in every minecraft thread

Well, it’s a valid prediction, OT is pretty butthurt about minecraft.

Topic: Off-topic / Survival Minecraft Server Anyone?

Google “Vanilla SMP”

Topic: Off-topic / Google+

Google already knows my morally questionable searches, knows the emails of everyone who uses gmail, and now knows who your friends and family are.

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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous

Originally posted by explainthatot:

You’re fucking stupid, lero
it’s all homu homu all the time, lero

No.

You must show your respect to madokami-sama.

For she has died for our si- wishes. And has vanquished the evil furball! (well, sorta)

Topic: Off-topic / You get sucked into a movie

One of those creepy child horror movies.

I would of course be one of the creepy children.

Topic: Off-topic / if you were forced to rename kongregate

Konggetear

Topic: Off-topic / My IRL Perk of style is _________

Originally posted by Omnicide:

This the only perk worthy of being mine:

[Poke]

R.I.P bob.

He was poked.

Topic: Off-topic / You can kill 1 OT and 1 Mod

Originally posted by Hunkadunkus:

Originally posted by malevolant33:

Originally posted by 72Volt:

I don’t wanna kill anyone. Death is an impure deed. Impure deeds bring suffering.

More people like you , and the world would be better.

More hippies, and we’d all be doing drugs than doing anything productive.
Some of the best inventions have been created during wartime.

The rest were made on drugs. So there’s that.

Topic: Off-topic / You can kill 1 OT and 1 Mod

I kill… Uh…

Z? He’s an admin but whatever.

I don’t know any OTs other than kong’s so Idk.

Topic: Off-topic / My IRL Perk of style is _________

Telekinesis, you can do almost anything with it.

Topic: Off-topic / Skyrim Suks

Skyrim’s interface is crap.

But that’s not an excuse to play cod or halo. There’s no excuse to play those.

Topic: Off-topic / Your opinion on: Futanari.

Originally posted by rdement:

Originally posted by alexthenoob:

I don’t care for it, it confuses my boner.

Pffft, if by the above statement you actually mean “It’s the best thing in the world since Bill Gates invented internet pornography” then you are correct, sir.

Why bother asking for opinions?