Recent posts by Aronilius on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Dis is a thread to harass Stots

Stots you’re a human being (the ultimate insult)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Birthday Thread *braves055*

Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf who the fuck is this person?

a human, unless the governments been lying to me all this time.

also, i hope i’m not the only one here who dislikes frosting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wanna get reported?

Originally posted by The_MFT_Show:
Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

What do we get reported for if we sign up?

whatever I feel you deserve

will you tell us what you reported us for?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a riddle.

its definitely a stick.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a riddle.

maple syrup or a stick.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Suppose the world DOES end at 12/21/12

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

It’s 21/12/12 you retard.

different types of preferred calendars.
there is no incorrect.

the world will end for humans on 21st.

the crows will dominate everything that stopped them and take over the tech only to improve from what already exists.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Life List

my life list:
to make 2012 true by ordering shipments after shipments after shipments of molotovs, guns and bad things for the idiots to try to stop the end of the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / stop putting ur avatars as females

does my avatar make you think im a crow?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Give me one good reason to kill you.

so i wont tell kongregate all about your secret crystal of power that might or might not exist and i might’ve made it up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / chinafigs are trying to hack my gmail account

they cant

their great wal-
er their great firewall of china will block their hacking tools.

…hopefully.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do you get when you go to mcdonalds

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

4 or 6piece nugget thingy.
I can’t eat anything more than that. I just can’t stand how disgusting it is.
And that’s saying something considering how much fast food I eat.

Maybe it’s just how it is around here because in other places it isn’t as bad, but god in Houston it’s always terrible.

hey i remember staying at a hotel in houston and eating at mcdonalds.

i couldnt even eat my 2 cheeseburger meal because of urgh it is.

get a better mcdonalds or bad restaurants are going to be bigger in texas also.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do you get when you go to mcdonalds

- McRib
- Fries
- A Drink of some kind that i dont give a single shit if i get one.
dessert is when i go to brusters and get a 2 scoop cone of ice cream for $3 which is about the size of a mcdonalds large drink.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows 8

Originally posted by TheIcyHeart:
FUCKING WINDOWS 98

Just think about Windows 2003 then.

windows 2008 is far scarier.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Want To Reconstruct A Map In Minecraft, From Another Video Game. I Need Suggestions For What Game, and What Map

all of skyrim.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are now dead.

super cool robot/computer systems have usb drives?

man they’re outdated.

ill just reincarnate as a crow and instantly remember my past lives.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cancer, it's time for you to know OT.

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:
Originally posted by Aronilius:

i have the miracle of life.

i have anywhere from tomorrow to next 100 years to live.

this disease is so common that 8 billion people have it.

B-b-but there’s not even that much people alive.

fixed it, you happy?

that 1 billion included crows but apparently they dont count on google.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are to be locked in a room until you die of either hunger or thirst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYb9kSCkjE8

at least i make it fitting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall is Kongregate?

5’3"

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cancer, it's time for you to know OT.

i have the miracle of life.

i have anywhere from tomorrow to next 100 years to live.

this disease is so common that 7 billion people have it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your mother has been captured

nothing, because i have no clue where the fortress is and i got no money for guns that fit a crow and pecking does not help you find a fortress so…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pe(rest)ace my PS3

hold the power button until your ps3 powers off after powering on

power it back on again and hold the button still.
wait till it beeps twice quickly then let go.

select restore ps3 system, you cant power on the ps3 anyways so just reformat it using that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Friendship is Magic continues to be the most magnificent thing

the premiere of season 3 sucked imo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apparently taking traffic cones is a felony.

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Those are lame. Why’d you take those.

because those are taller then the originals therefore they’re cooler.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You receive a flamethrower.

Originally posted by cllazyman:

You can use the flamethrower for any reason and not get in trouble with the government or police, unless you actually attack them. What do?

sucessfully attack them and sucessfully kill the government.

and now i rule the USA and make it good again*

*chances of it becoming good again are 0.0000000000000001%

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CROWS can memorize where you live and what you look like.

Originally posted by helltank:

COME AT ME CROW

your name is helltank and you live in hell.

you look like a literal black disgusting thing.

so, scrowt, should we get him?