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Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] I Spawn A ...

I spawn a boat for the pyro to sit in

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Papa's...Restaurants.

papa’s fisheria.

sells fish, lobster and crab.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Food Game

apple-flavored ice cream

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

its a game like defend your castle, and the attacking guys are made of cubes, and you can throw them into the air or you can put them in your church so they work for you and you can make them harvest resources, be a archer, or be a warrior. you can also buy various upgrades for your castle.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Wasteland Empires] Caption Challenge! Win Some in Game Gold!

they said we needed a bigger gun… i wasn’t expecting this.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / MineCraft Vs. Terraria

Originally posted by taxirobot:

Terarya is a ripoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!™

no. the problem is, its like saying halo is a ripoff of CoD. because minecraft has mining, and terraria has mining.

JUST BECAUSE they both have some similar features does NOT mean the second game is a ripoff.
the thing is, people don’t think. they only see something and then act.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CLOSED/FINISHED] The Minecraft RPG

make a furnace. we need to cook the beef!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

/slay saxton hale.

i locate the cookie using voyager 1. take it with my BARE ***M HANDS. then i hide it inside a bomb,where it cannot be defused, and any intrusion into it will detonate it, and blow up like a nuke. and being immortal wont stop you. it is imbued with /slay power.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

Originally posted by hamuka:

I get an ice cream truck that can shoot numerous icy goods and carpet bomb areas with coffee ice cream to attack the fort. (Get the reference?)

i get the refrence, but fort loves ice cream. DoT cured from the healing powers of deliciousness. even coffee ice cream halves next attacks damage!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON.

im back and in charge.

Originally posted by gamelover13:

When did it get an Internet buff!??!

Anyways, I attack it with…umm….. I’m really not imaginative right now.
I summon a virus that eats forts, and doubles in size every few seconds, less time if it’s currently eating/attacking a fort.

fort takes 500 damage every time i post

Originally posted by sebba:

i drop an atomic bomb on the fort.

1000 damage. nothing does more than 3000 damage. but radiation does 100 DoT

Originally posted by Lime_:

I GO VIMY RIDGE ON DAT FORT

500. adds 500 damage to the next attack.

FORT STATS:

(since i have no idea what has been going on i will have it this way sorry)

HP:15,000

shields:7,500

buffs: none

debuffs: 600 DoT until cured

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

cause i think thats fire.

also, big picture much?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / legend of the dragon egg (minecraft text based RPG)

forget it.

 
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Topic: War of the Web / The Swarm Movement Body

also, i remember being told a week ago that shmebulock is on our side….well hes not. been attacking me for the past few days so… i would attack him before he branches out from me…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

im starting to forget about this so…. GottaAskTheMan you are in control now. just do what i was doing every day.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

IM BACK. after a memory resfresh thnx to a shout on my profile… so im just putting fort stats here.

HP:4,300

shields:GENERATOR DESTROYED

buffs

debuffs

this is the new stats now till my next post

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Risk!

so lets get this actually started.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by arkenarken:

I use necromancy to revive GottaAskTheMan as a zombie with multiple conditions set on the spell:

(1) If he attempts to harm the fort or anyone trying to protect it the spell will kill him.

(2) if he infects an npc or another player they will share his curse and become a zombie with the same effects.

(3) if he eats the brains of another player they become a zombie with the same conditions, and GottaAskTheMan becomes a living being again and no longer under the effects of this spell. If he eats the brains of an npc this doesn’t happen but instead rule 2 takes affect.

(you wanted to be resurrected.)

….Fair enough.


Eats SilverEvil’s brain

Before eating SEs brain, I infect millions of people and order them to attack the castle.

nope.

Originally posted by SilverEvil:

argh…hurgh…(becomes a tank from left 4 dead) ARGGGHHHHH!!!!
Attacks a nearby enemy soldier.

you punched the next attack to fail.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

Ordering zombies to attack the fort while you are a zombie is breaking rule 1.

correct.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:
Originally posted by arkenarken:

Ordering zombies to attack the fort while you are a zombie is breaking rule 1.

Oh… Infect all, then eat SE brain, then order them to attack using a zombie moind controller.

no.

Originally posted by SilverEvil:

the phoenix comes down and burns GATM…( the phoenix i summoned before i was infected)
the phoenix is chasing me…

since you are a zombie now the pheonix is chasing you, with the tank smash, next attack fails.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Attack the castle with some space guns.


Good night, all! See you tommorrow!

you got punched in the face by silverevil’s tank form. no damage but your face hurts.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

from my wizard tower I shoot homing ice projectiles at the phoenix that is chasing SilverEvil.

pheonix dead.

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

I slap the fort, then show my dick(as in, my friend richard) to it.

???

Originally posted by wercooler:

Aslan attacks the fort.

100 damage.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

Atop my mage tower i look into my crystal ball and search for any attack on the fort then send some elementals to stop them.

next attack fails.

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

An asian attacks the fort.

elementals killed you.

Originally posted by hamuka:

I cast a level 20 water spell at the fort.

foundations weakened. next attack crits.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

I cast healing spells on the dragonguard. then i work on training some apprentices. I have my apprentices shooting bolts of fire, water, ice, dark, light, air, lightning and earth from my mage tower at anyone trying to attack the fort and one apprentice on a crystal ball to locate targets.

dragons fully healed.

Originally posted by hamuka:

Oh, and I cast a level 9001 lightning bolt at arkenarken, killing him and demolishing everything in his 20 metre radius.

(Including his mage tower and apprentices)

too OP. 2,000 damage instead. (weak foundations crits.)

Originally posted by ajx30009:

i call all the dc and marvel heroes to attack the fort

500 damage.

FORT STATS
HP:6700
shields:0

buffs: dragonguard(20 left)

debuffs:

casualties:SilverEvil,Jaskaran2000 (if your on this list your attacks fail unless your rez’d)

SPECIALS

arkenarken’s Zombie Curse

Originally posted by arkenarken:

The Zombie Curse’s rules

(1) If a zombie attempts to harm the fort or anyone trying to protect the fort the curse will kill that zombie.

(2) If a zombie infects an npc they will share the zombie curse.

(3) Only player zombies have this effect. If a player zombie eats the brain of another player the 1st player is cured from this curse and the 2nd player becomes cursed. A player zombie can eat the brains of a dead player, curing himself and bringing the dead player back with this curse.

(4) npc zombies cannot infect a player but can infect other npcs.

(5) The zombie curse can be lifted by magic, but zombies cannot use magic.

(6) A player zombie can control npc zombies.

Note: these are the rules of my zombie curse, if another player creates a different zombie curse/plague they can make different rules for it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

nothing comes true.

i wish i had more storage space in my computer(again i really do)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] Hangman Reborn (Post-game discussion)

you made this too hard my friend.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted. every wish comes true. even the bad ones.

i wish….i had a better computer.(for real lol)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Isle of Elements (a CYOP)

hmm…..that means we have to do something with the fish.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:

I take a Diamond Pickaxe and mine the whole fort’s wall, then i take it and turn it all into Stone Swords. I take the Stone Swords and pass them out to anyone who passes by and tell them that i will give them $20.00 if they attack the fort. Within an hour i have gotten 300 people to start beating the crap out of the fort itself, since i mined through the wall. Then, i start destroying some ender magic crystals so that the dragons cannot heal themselves.

minecraft, ftw!

you killed 1 tenth of a dragon. and dealt 100 damage.

Originally posted by SilverEvil:

I will get the artillery and Bomb the damn place!

500 damage

Originally posted by patz1292:

I use element change spell, i change the water in the dragon nip to fire, the smoke makes the dragons are now drunk and high killing anything in their path friend and foe.

half the dragons ran away.

Originally posted by ajx30009:

i call a hoard of 10 trillon dragon and people eating zombies to attack the fort

1000 damage.

Originally posted by afklol:

I summon a tidal wave and hit the fort.

debuff added.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

I can’t beat them, so i decide to join them. I use my magic to make a tower inside the fort that no one can get into without using magic. i then teleport into the tower and create a moat around the fort and obviously a drawbridge. i then place wards all around the fort to give it a permanent heal over time effect. I then re-conjure my army of elementals to protect the fort, water elementals are most often in the moat, air elementals are most often in the sky, earth elementals are often in the earth or the forts walls, fire elementals a normally inside fires but there isn’t many normal fires so they normally create controlled fires outside the fort. also all elementals can leave there normal location but they are stronger there then elsewhere.

elementals added. 1 buff added. 1 debuff removed.

Originally posted by arkenarken:

Whats wrong can’t deal with a few buffs?
oh and in case bigjareds doesn’t think about it was a mage tower that i made in the fort.

its ok :P

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Buff time.
I send out a group of robots to help defend the fort.

next attack fails.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Continued…

So yeah, my friend gave me some of that super explosive powder. I decided that to get the best effect, I’d put it under. Since people have already drilled holes under, I put the super explosive powder there. I then grab a stick and light it on fire.

I throw it at the powder, then run. Unluckily, I was not quick enough, and have lost a leg. I am at the hospital right now writing this down.

3 weeks later…

Alright! I’ve got a metal leg now. I asked the doctor to give me a very strong one, one that could kick a whole castle over, but unfortunately I could not get one, as it costs a million.

I think about getting a bulldozer, but where, and how will I get it? I decide to get one off of my other alien friend, Zalforn. I get one of those WallBuster 3000s, which are apparently super strong against walls. I start up the engine, and SMASH it into the wall.

To be continued

robots made the attack fail.

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Continued…

And WOW are the walls strong. I hopelessly attempt to smash them, but with no success. Well, if I can’t defeat them, why don’t I join them! So let’s see, I’ll be a spy and secretly demolish all of their defense systems, then smash the walls? Good idea.

I knock on the great big door of the castle. It opens, and a small, elf like man comes out. “What do you want? I know you are the one trying to smash down my walls…” he grumbles.

“I have given up on trying to destroy your walls. They are too damn strong! I want to join you.” I say.

He thinks about this for a moment, and declines. He doesn’t trust me. So every day, I bring him some of his favorite food, the ‘Rainbow Bread’. He soon accepts my offer, and takes me to a tour of the castle. Time to sleep! He goes to his bedroom and I go to my bedroom too. But as soon as it’s midnight, I sneak out to his main control room, and disable on of the defenses. I do this every day.

Soon I have disabled all of the defenses, and say to the owner that I am going out for a nice, sunny walk. I also say I will bring him some Rainbow Bread.

But really, I have got a plan. I borrow another WallBreaker and paint it like a rainbow. As soon as he sees me, he panics. But I shout out to him that it is a gift! But as I say that, I totally

SMASH

into the walls. He is ABSOLUTELY terrified.


To be continued

you cant get into the mage tower, as you did not use magic. you got killed.

Originally posted by Pulsaris:

The castle is cursed so that it receives more damage.

next attack criticals.

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

I launch a spider inside the fort.

200 damage. then the spider is eaten by a dragon.

FORT STATS

HP8,300
shields:0

casualties:GottaAskTheMan(if you are on this list, your attacks fail unless someone revives you.)

buffsdragonguard(10 dragons left) elementals(makes ground based and sky based attacks randomly fail.)

debuffs:

 
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Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

Just wondering.

Bigjareds, what is your time zone? Also, tell me what the time is when you post it. ;)

my time zone is….i dont know its name i live in florida (its 8:00 AM when i posted this)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Isle of Elements (a CYOP)

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:
Originally posted by bigjareds:

kill the fish.

You attempt to kill the fish. However, every time it is hit by the sword, the sword simply phases through the fish. Perhaps you aren’t supposed to kill it?

mabye…..THE FISH can go up the waterfall since it may be a magical being. lure it up with the sword’s magic.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game] Risk!

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

Anyone wanna early ally with “The Land of Flying Hot Dogs”?

moi.