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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:
Originally posted by MrWiggles49:
Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:
Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

leet bronies use real guns

I have a SR-25..Got it for my 16th B-Day from my Uncle who was a Gunnery Sargent in the Marine Corps..
(Sshh..There kinda illegal for civvies to have.)

umm no sr-25 is legal in the US. maybe you live in another country with stricter guns laws idk.

In my state, its illegal to have..We can only have shotguns and bows..
Hicks, go figure..

BUT BOW IS NOT GUN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:
Originally posted by MrWiggles49:

leet bronies use real guns

I have a SR-25..Got it for my 16th B-Day from my Uncle who was a Gunnery Sargent in the Marine Corps..
(Sshh..There kinda illegal for civvies to have.)

>talks about illegally getting a gun from the marines
>does so on an internet forum prone to being at the top of google searches

Have fun in jail.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by MyDreamName:

My point was that it was an average of 12 hours of sleep per day, not whether or not anyone remembers a dream.

>trying to have a logical argument with bronies

you must be new here.jpg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who are the 5 oters who have the most posts?

Including all of my alts, I have around 25K

 

Topic: Off-topic / New Off Topic forum

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Topic: Off-topic / STOP THE CROWSECUTION

Originally posted by MFT_Bless_USA:

This is why a revolution is necessary

stfu mft

you will never understand what it is like to be discriminated against :’<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is castle crashers a good or bad game

Its a multiplayer game.

Therefor, it is fun when you play it with your friends.

This doesn’t mean anything because any game can be fun when played with friends.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / EA screws me, again.

>buying EA games
>expecting them to be good
>2012

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A girl in my school said she thinks Hunger Games is just like Twilight...

They are both shitty books that losers think are good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOP THE CROWSECUTION

vegard told me to bump this…

so i did :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOP THE CROWSECUTION

The mods are CROWsecuting me :<

discuss how Kongregate HATES CROWS :’<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / babbons banging your wifey Pt. 1

Originally posted by AEBEATIAxSOOKIES:

If reading a post with bad English affects your intelligence that much, you must be very stupid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The official crow thread

Hey guys, since I have a new account, its time for a new crow thread.

Discuss crows in this thread.

no crowny list because lists are for losers.

Posts you will see here:
1. someone liking crows
2. people pretending to like crows just to be cool
3. butthurt bronies spamming the same 2 dead crow pics to show how edgy they are.

Discuss crows.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your hobbies?

My hobbies are drawing Pig n Heron comics and making MrSalvador jelly of how many people like my comics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emos love Miley Cyrus

discuss how Miley is queen of the emos.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bullying is bad. Unless it is religiously motivated, in which case, it is completely fine.

Originally posted by tenco1:
Originally posted by Eelee:

That’s…actually true. My classmates beat up gays, which is wrong, and they are idiots :D

Right, and it’s the gays fault for having an opinion different from that than other people at your school.

>being gay is an opinion

lolwut

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

furries suck they have NO CROWS :<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by EliteKitten:
Originally posted by waffle_god:

Also proxies

Always remember: people are stupid. They don’t think of these things.

Actually, trolls always use proxies.

Basically, by IP banning people, you are only banning stupid people.

Also, what about the cities/countries where everyone shares the same IP?

These are the reasons Kong doesn’t IP ban btw.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / EA gets e-mail spam because of homosexuality in Mass Effect 3

All of the sites reporting this are gaming sites, and I refuse to give them ad revenue. Just take my word for it.

Basically, Florida Family Association (no link so they dont get ad revenue) is sending e-mails to EA and Bioware about how evil it is to put homosexuality in their games.

However, having sex with aliens is bestiality.

Therefor, they are saying that bestiality is OK as long as it isn’t GAY

Discuss how the Florida Family Association rapes animals.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / South Park is more progressive than MLP:FiM

Originally posted by EliteKitten:
Originally posted by Crowsecution:

South Park is meant for young adults.
MLP is made for little girls.

South Park is allowed to get away with adult things because it is actually meant for adults.

Now, like I said, you have a point on the derpy part. But you’re restricting the fact that you can’t compare anything because they’re different types of shows. Therefore you are saying you are giving zero argument room because you can’t compare anything.

Originally posted by Crowsecution:

I’m not trolling.

But by saying I am trolling, it means you got trolled.

Not trolling, creative argument.

I was comparing how they handled their retarded characters.

As in, the entire point of this thread is that South Park has less offensive retarded characters than MLP:FiM

if you actually read the OP, you would know this :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / South Park is more progressive than MLP:FiM

Originally posted by N1NjA546:

Then you’ve pretty much been trolled. What’s so hard about ignoring trolls? Really?

I’m not trolling.

But by saying I am trolling, it means you got trolled.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / South Park is more progressive than MLP:FiM

Originally posted by EliteKitten:
Originally posted by Crowsecution:

your entire argument is bunk

My argument is my argument, deal with it.
The creators themselves even said, and quote, “We’re shocked at some of the things that we can actually put on TV. But it’s eventually come to it being ‘oh, that’s just South Park’, which we find awesome.”

South Park is meant for young adults.
MLP is made for little girls.

South Park is allowed to get away with adult things because it is actually meant for adults.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / South Park is more progressive than MLP:FiM

Originally posted by EliteKitten:
Originally posted by Crowsecution:

1. Jimmy gets a normal name. Derpy is named after a derogatory term for the mentally handicapped.

A derp is a term that means to mess up in some way. It’s an action, not an adjective. When you derp, it just means you did something wrong in an obvious fashion. It’s not a cheap shot at anybody with a mental disability.

Originally posted by Crowsecution:

Discuss how South Park is more PROGRESSIVE than MLP:FiM.

South park also has viewed cumshots, sex, murder, satanic worshiping, and a ton of other disturbing things that are surprisingly still aired on television.


While I love South Park, and this is a decent argument against Derpy, all the other things on the show doesn’t exactly making it any more progressive than a porno.

ad hominem

your entire argument is bunk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / South Park is more progressive than MLP:FiM

Lets compare their retarded chatacters: Jimmy and Derpy.

1. Jimmy gets a normal name. Derpy is named after a derogatory term for the mentally handicapped.
2. Jimmy is introduced as a comedian who gets everyone to laugh at his jokes. Derpy is introduced as a clumsy horse who accidentally causes many problems, and everyone laughs at her.
3. Jimmy has a normal voice, but he stutters a lot. Derpy sounds like they got an intern to do their best “retard” voice.

Discuss how South Park is more PROGRESSIVE than MLP:FiM.