Recent posts by mwyatt612 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and you are a pig that was just taken to the slaughterhouse

Would this be irony?
(I’m a vegetarian)

Topic: Off-topic / Hmmmmmm...........

I remember when I thought that sticking my middle finger up was bad…
Yeah, I don’t know what happened to that.
I have a filthy mouth.
However, I show respect when around my parents and more “respectable company”.
If I’m with my friends, or by myself, I’m dirty. >___>

Topic: Off-topic / Adele's music is terrible because..

No, Adele is pretty. :D

Topic: Off-topic / What the Hell, Adele?

I like to imagine that “Someone like you” Is Adele creeping on a her ex after years of being apart.
Well, I mean, it’s essentially what it is.

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone here actually listen to Hip-Hop?

I don’t know if they’re considered hip-hop, probably not, but I do enjoy listening to some Macklemore.

Topic: Off-topic / what was the scariest moment of your life?

I was born with several heart defects that require constant monitoring and maintenance. They seem to be stable at the moment, but it’s without question they they will progressively become worse. I’m also American, which means I also struggle with medical cost. However, my only regret is that I wish I could have saved my mom the stress and been born a “healthy” child. (or not born at all)

Topic: Off-topic / Bees!

Amazing. <3

Topic: Off-topic / the crazyist thing you have ever successfully masturbated to.

I masturbate a lot…
It’s kinda scary what I’ve seen on the internet.
>__>
Let’s leave it at that.

Topic: Off-topic / I've never had a birthday party.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a birthday party, being a socially awkward penguin and all that.
However, my mother being the social butterfly she was, insisted. If I ever did convince her not to throw my a birthday party, she would inevitably turn it into a “surprise” party.

Topic: Off-topic / ur favroit yugioh card

I think mine would probably be “dark magician”.
I often role played as him when our group did yu-gi-oh role playing.

Topic: Off-topic / Anonymous

I actually support “ANONYMOUS”.
It’s more or less a label, rather than a group, of savvy Vigilantes.

Topic: Off-topic / Who remembers this xD

I sometimes, randomly, browse his YouTube page.
He still updates.