Recent posts by CROWlingInMySkin on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Crows cannot get stung by bees because of our AWESOME FEATHERS

Also, we steal honey all the time we just wait for the bees to leave

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

Furries are gross because they enjoy half-human half-animal ABOMINATIONS

 
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Topic: Backyard Monsters / My Little Brony Alliance /)^ɛ^(\

aren’t you a little old to watch a show meant for little girls?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / gonna make a PSA for multimedia class

Make a PSA on how your classmates can appease their CROWverlord after we take over :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / gonna make a PSA for multimedia class

Dangerous links on the internet.

Use examples from that one site that makes links look like bad sites

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / There's a solar eclipse happening on Sunday and I won't be able to see it.

I will be able to see it

I will send u pics to make u jelly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is currently the temperature where you live?

Its hot out.

Temperatures are for losers who need to quantify everything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where did Vegard go?

Originally posted by waffle_god:

soon only chaos will remain

seriously why did provis get de-modded

He decided to quit Kongregate and go play some shitty MMO

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where did Vegard go?

Originally posted by MFT_Bless_USA:

Cocoa made him commit “suicide” again

Its possible.

I mean, he hasn’t been on steam either (this is where we planned out the crow game :>)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where did Vegard go?

He hasn’t been online for 8 days.

I mean, he got Provis demodded by snitching on him, and then he leaves?

What a loser.

Alex, go tell vegard to get back here and do his job

Also, I need to talk to him because he is making a game about crows and I am helping :>

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Stop the Seat belt commercials

Seat belts actually CAUSE more car crashes.

Lets look at the facts:
1. Seat belts make people feel secure
2. When people feel secure, they are more likely to take risks
3. When people take risks while driving, they crash more.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Stop the Seat belt commercials

Maybe you should take their advice.

I already put a seat belt on my computer chair and now I am super safe while playing internet games

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Israel

Originally posted by somebody613:

Crow
You see, the “antisemitic” part isn’t about “supporting” (or not) Israel – it’s about “war crimes”.
Cause, it’s “OK” to blow up school buses – but it’s “not OK” to blow up terrorist murderers.
If anyone doesn’t see the obvious difference, only time can show him/her the stupidity of such an approach (ROACH!).

So your argument is “Some muslims are terrorists, so it is PERFECTLY OK for Israel to attack Palestinian civilians for no reason”?

That is a stupid argument.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Israel

I firmly believe that anyone who doesn’t support Israel’s war crimes against the Palestinians is antisemitic.

Discuss

 
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Topic: Off-topic / make them stop

Originally posted by Rich112:

well people are youtube are like the dumbest people to ever live.

>tries to call a group of people stupid
>grammar makes the sentence unintelligible

rich112.jpg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / make them stop

ok so back in 2009 I posted a troll comment on a video.

I still get responses to it.

I got one today :<

Discuss how youtube gets trolled by 3 year old comments

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

H-HAY G-GUIZ I AM S-STUT-ST-STUTERING IN MY P-POSTS AM I COOL YET???

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Hackers Being Banned

Before you report someone for “hacking”, first check to see if there are any glitches that might lead to high scores.

I mean, there is nothing in the rules that says abusing glitches to get high scores is bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HST: You are thee Green Lantern

>has power of imagination
>thinks that something can’t be killed

I am not that LOSER in the OP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pick a letter and number b4 coming in

I chose a letter from the mighty crow language.

Since it is not in the OP, I don’t get a pet :<

OP HATES CROWS :’<

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Israel

I firmly believe that Israel is a country located on the eastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea.

It was given to the jews after WW2 so they would have their own land for the first time in centuries.

Wait, what are we debating again?

This thread is like saying “America. Debate this”.

It doesn’t make any sense because OP forgot to say exactly what we are debating here?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When you are about to flag a post, remember this

snitches get stitches

 
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Topic: Kongregate / New Rating System

Games on the top rated list are affected by time and the number of votes.

So a game from 2006 that was only rated by one person who gave it 5 stars wont be above a game with an average rating of 2 stars that was uploaded yesterday and rated by 40000 people

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Hackers Being Banned

Originally posted by Zshadow:

If you come across anyone who appears to be cheating in a game, you can report them from their profile (select the gear and then “report abuse”), or you can e-mail us at support@kongregate.com.

When e-mailing Kongregate, just remember:

Snitches get stitches