Recent posts by Tzar on Kongregate

Topic: CS Portable / [IGOR WE NEED YOU][COMPLAINT] the_real_hunter

This is what we have moderators for. Instead of making a pointless thread you just PM a mod.

Topic: Off-topic / The MLP thread reached 1MlN Views

One minute of views…

Topic: Off-topic / We 8 year olds are going to take over OT

If I’m 8 and a half, can I still join?

Topic: Off-topic / Hey, iPhone users...

Moderated pretty much got it spot on. You can’t even fucking quote someone.

Topic: Off-topic / Hey, iPhone users...

Dammit, I can’t even edit that “your” because this app is starting to seriously suck. Looks like I’m going to have to find an alternative.

Topic: Off-topic / Hey, iPhone users...

>Download “forumReader”.
>Open “Kongregate Forums”.
>???
>Profit

I had to pay $3 for that, but you all can just use the lite version. Your welcome.

Topic: Off-topic / Just open

What is this I don’t even

Topic: Off-topic / NEEEINNNNNNNNNN!!!

even after seeing this a ton, it still just seems awful. I think this will take a while to get used to.

Topic: Off-topic / The Post Count = Money thread

Originally posted by Raelito:

What the fuck did I fucking tell you, motherfucker?
Stop fucking bumping this fucktarded thread right fucking now you dumbfuck

0/5 not enough fuck

Topic: Off-topic / I could not be any happier

I bought my mom some $350 headphones which she has yet to even remove from the box. So, I’m not too happy right now.

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow55:

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow55:

while you’re so happy…

looks alright to me.

Quit being a faggot.

Topic: Off-topic / I just got a thank you card and $40 for running the audio for a wedding.

Originally posted by xXmusicXmasterXx:

Originally posted by YukkuriRemi:

Most wedding-related jobs pay a helluva lot more.
A guy at my cousin’s wedding was paid about $100 to put flower vases on tables.

+

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Suck it; I’m valuable.

=
luckemann can suck it

Don’t you have a fire to burn in, or something?

Topic: Off-topic / Today was my last day of high school, guys.

Today was my 14th to last day of school. Dammit.

Topic: Off-topic / what is your most painful experience?

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

Originally posted by Tzar:

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

Originally posted by Tzar:

When playing hockey, some giant Mexican hit me and shattered my shoulder.

Did you beat the shit out of him?

I was about 11, and the guy had a mustache. Keep in mind I had also just shattered my shoulder.

Mustaches have nothing to do with fights.

Mustaches are everything in a fight.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Use Google Translate to make linguists shit their pants

Original: My penis is big.
Translate: I great example sentences.

what the…

Topic: Off-topic / what is your most painful experience?

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

Originally posted by Tzar:

When playing hockey, some giant Mexican hit me and shattered my shoulder.

Did you beat the shit out of him?

I was about 11, and the guy had a mustache. Keep in mind I had also just shattered my shoulder.

Topic: Off-topic / what is your most painful experience?

When playing hockey, some giant Mexican hit me and shattered my shoulder.

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft...on PS3?!

When I saw this title I knew the OP was going to be some newfig who shits bricks at anything minecraft related.

Topic: Off-topic / Ok this is just lame

It’s because Kong had trouble spelling “acquaintances.”

Topic: Off-topic / So...

Originally posted by waffle_god:

im not seeing it

ive not seen any of them yet

Oh god…
Revel in horror.

Topic: Off-topic / So...

Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

I like having the old one, it makes me part of the master race

What do you mean “like having the old one”? Yours looks just like the rest.

Topic: Off-topic / So...

I’m off Kong for about a week, and when I come back I check my profile and see that Kongregate is now Facebook. I know there’s probably already a few threads out there, but I don’t care. Someone please tell me that there’s a way to disable this.

Topic: Off-topic / How come the Cheese Alliance thread got locked?

Originally posted by Eelee:

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Originally posted by Eelee:

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

I eat vegetables and healthy stuff

Do you put cheese on it

Only once in a while.

Fat fuck

Read the message I left on your profile. Your obviously stupid if you think only 4 or 5 pounds overweight is obese. Maybe you judge differently because you’re a 90-pound weakling.

You forget, kiddo. We’re not all 11 like you.

Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one...

Originally posted by vegard20:

No. I used to beat everyone on SSBB, but then I went on a SSBB site to fight with others online and lost all the time…
Same with Wipeout, except that was on random online races.

Just use Meta Knight. Press any button and you’ll automatically hit everyone on the screen, no matter what.

Topic: Off-topic / Am I the only one...

Nope.

Topic: Off-topic / The movie rating system should change.

Originally posted by Cizinec:

You clearly don’t understand what I’m trying to say. Look at the graphs. They clearly show a correlation between when violent video games were becoming popular and when crime was increasing.

Obviously it’s not going to have the same effects on everyone because humans aren’t all the same. There are many factors, but it still stands for reason that it would be the case. It has been proven that ideas upon younger children have a greater impact later on in their life.

Kids are eating more cereal nowadays and the child suicide rate has been climbing. Clearly cereal leads to suicide.