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Topic: Off-topic / penis dry for few days

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Do something productive in your life.

I do it all the time

and still
dick’s dry

it’s been few days already
what’s worse, I don’t feel an urge to masturbate
it’s freaking me out

Topic: Off-topic / penis dry for few days

can’t masturbate

guys wtf
help

Topic: Off-topic / alaska vs maryland vs georgia vs kentucky vs texas

Originally posted by Check_My_French:

You are a retard

part2 is up!

Topic: Off-topic / alaska vs maryland vs georgia vs kentucky vs texas II:The return of mc who is now a jew and not an mc

two days have passed since the events from part1 and now the MC looks like a jew and nobody reconginses him so he doesn’t matter anymore
so the new MC arrives after his village gets overpopulated with quickly breeding mexicans who bred all over the texas and colonized alasca too bad all the settlers died at day one due to radiation the rest survived and colonized the ruined state and they also found some alien artifacts but it turns out that they won’t be able to reach them until game 4 and this is just a foreshadowing so the second MC ignores the discovery and instead fights against the mexicans to overthrow their breeding capabilities he switches the game genre to eroge after obtaining all the balls from the states and as in ever eroge only the MC can fuck u mad mexicans but then it turns out that the old MC, now with a name and a face and a voice, and a jew, was standing behind everything to get profit you ask now how he survived the nuclear blast you feel so stupid for not thinking about it earlier but it’s too late you see there was no nuclear blast and alasca is now stating full scale invasion of the Maryland from the least expected side, from the sea, which only proves the genius of the previous MC who is now the king of alasca meanwhile kentucky is still a theocracy ruled by muhammad ali the pope of kentucky
it seems that everything is lost as niggers, the rightful rulers of maryland, are banished to georgia where they create their own Tribal Federation which is the only democratic state atm
the second MC swears to stop the first one but he must grind some more that’s why third game won’t be eroge anymore it will be rpg again

Topic: Off-topic / alaska vs maryland vs georgia vs kentucky vs texas

Originally posted by Check_My_French:

Assuming I am not a general, the likelihood of winning a war between the states is Texas > Georgia > Maryland > Kentucky > Alaska

Based solely on population

okay

So the war starts with Texas invading Kentucky with the quickly amassed army of Mexican immigrants. Georgia and Maryland use the opportunity and strike at Texas, dividing it in two and being racist. That’s when the MC comes in and fights against the racist Georgia and Marylands, helping the Texas rebels. Soon he starts a revolution and liberates texas.
However, he is tricked by the elusive leader of the Rebels, Ghost, who turned out to be a troll pony spy working for the now superpower-level Kentucky(they rebuild and got rich because they waged a lot of money on MC winning sine Ghost told them that it’s a MC). Kentucky takes over Texas and blitzkriegs Maryland and Georgia. Only Alasca, which turned into orwellan totalitarian state in the meantime, remains independent. Oh no! It turns out Alascian, to win the war, decided to use the single nuke they bought from the niggers of arabia and will detonate it on Kentucyberg(new capital of kentucky btw). MC has to stop them so he allies with Ghost, his enemy, and forms a party of faggots that he picks up from random jail throughout the entire second half of the game. Then he enters the final dungeon but no it turns out that the kentuckian forces already took it and now THEY control the nuke. Ghost laughs as he shoots the MC who falls on the control panel and with his last strength says “fuck you ponyfag” and clicks the detonate button nuking the entire place and himself and kentuckian forces and Ghost. Alasca dies and Kentucy becomes catholic muslim theocracy. The niggers rule in the Maryland region and Texas is now a military zone controlled by mexican immigrants who came from kentucky after they conquered it at the beginning of the game

you broke it faggot

now you’ll have to wait until part 2 where it turns out MC survived and now he looks like a jew

Topic: Off-topic / Hallucent's Badass Meal Time v1.0

Originally posted by Varluxio:

Originally posted by pink_princess:

I wish my man was manly enough to make me a delicious sandwich like that.

My man has two jobs

my man is itching again

Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill Ayumi in order to save vegard?

no, since killing people like that is banned

Topic: Off-topic / alaska vs maryland vs georgia vs kentucky vs texas

battle royale!
who would have won?

no interference allowed
alasca may or may not have nuclear weapons from terrorists

Topic: Off-topic / Metaphors are for elitist losers

I use metaworlds

Topic: Off-topic / My wireless mouse batteries are empty

tf2 sucks

Topic: Off-topic / Does everybody take OT as a big joke

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Just like everything else on the Internet, it’s strictly for entertainment purposes only.

yeah, like, for example, the CIA website

Topic: Off-topic / Your opinions on....

all 0 fuck you

Topic: Off-topic / Hallucent's Badass Meal Time v1.0

Originally posted by denamo:

Ummm, i have a question:what should i do if i want the enemies that i crush to feel how much i love them instead of my weight?

step 12
then step 5

Topic: Off-topic / so check this out

Yesterday afternoon, I met a girl for some coffee at Starbucks. While we were sitting at the table, I saw a young girl drive up in her Volkswagon Beetle. She sat down for a while and had a latte or something.

About 10 minutes later, her car got FUCKING LEGS, stood up and walked across the street to park at the gas station. It was the most awesome thing I’ve seen all week.

here is a photo of a car with legs that I have made after it parked so you guys would believe me

ITT: Discuss awesome things you have seen.

Topic: Off-topic / Hallucent's Badass Meal Time v1.0

that’s fetus

Topic: Off-topic / I had fried ramen 3 days in a row for dinner...

Originally posted by VanHalen1:

I’ve had barbecued burgers 4 days in a row for dinner (and for lunch too on the weekend). It’s sunny out, so my dad is using the barbecue as much as he can.

you’re just asking for it, aren’t you?

Topic: Off-topic / Would you shove up your ass a watermelon, while naked in the middle of a big city with lots of people watching you when also at TV watched by millions of people, for 1.000.000$?

Originally posted by vegard20:

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Originally posted by vegard20:
$1.000,50

What’s the purpose of switching the . and ,?
It was perfectly fine before.

It’s part of the metric system. Using comma as decimal mark was used first, but Britain and other English-speaking countries wanted to be DIFFERENT, so they switched it to what you guys have in US.

that’s a lame explanation

Topic: Off-topic / Does everybody take OT as a big joke

Topic: Off-topic / I have a snow day today

Originally posted by denamo:

Also, i just lost control of my candy consumption, surely you all are jelly

I sometimes do it too
then I exercise a lot, with a burning image of vanhalen in my mind

Topic: Off-topic / Would you shove up your ass a watermelon, while naked in the middle of a big city with lots of people watching you when also at TV watched by millions of people, for 1.000.000$?

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Using a period is equivalent to using a comma in Europe.

That sounds stupid and confusing.

$1.000.500 = $1,000,500 = $1,000.50
^doesn’t work.

well, obviously, 1000500 is not the same as 100050

Topic: Off-topic / The girl you love is dying and she says "Hug Me! I'm cold!"

Topic: Off-topic / I had fried ramen 3 days in a row for dinner...

Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Discuss how malnutrition is awesome.

It leads to permanent damage and can kill you, that’s so awesome
Also, it isn’t malnutrition when you’ve actually been eating

empty calories

Are you sure?

well, obviously. but then, the op is a retard

pretending how weird and weeaboo and otaku he is
while we all know he’s a normalfag and a wanna-be

Topic: Off-topic / I just watched a whole season of an anime in 1 day.

the op is annoying
he started watching anime month or two ago
and has been making anime related threads, marathoning random shows, telling us what shows he is watching, changing his avatar accordingly, stressing how no-life and weird he is while he is neither, and, generally speaking, being a fucking retard ever since

op
please, stop

also, marathoning, even on a small scale is bad and you should feel bad