Recent posts by uuurrrmmm on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest! New Pic Every Two Days!

Originally posted by cjk98:

Alright guys, here’s how it’ll work. I’ll post a picture, and you post the funniest caption you can. You only have 24 hours to post your captions after I post the new picture. 24 hours after I post the picture, you guys will vote who’s caption is funniest. Voting is over in 24 hours. You don’t need to make a caption to vote, though. Then, the winning caption will be displayed under the image, and the winner gets a prize! Not like cash or anything, but maybe some cool picture I made in MS Paint.

If there is a tie, I’ll post both of the captions and you both will get a nice painting by me.

SO GOGOGO!!!

“Special Delivery!”

Topic: Off-topic / Who Am I?

PlainBlandMan???

Topic: The Arts / Insane Stick Figure Drawings

just a small thing… a bullet in this picture is just leaving the gun yet there is a hole in the kicking guys head and a hole in the window and also it the man at the window was shot in the head once (one hole in the glass) why is there blood on his hands. Otherwse pretty cool for a paint drawng.

Topic: The Arts / [group]canopyart – artist community

just wondering when do you actualy get don to do actual requests instead of useing this thread as a chatroom? my reqest was 4/5 pages ago and i haven’t seen a single one since then (vulcant your tutorial kinda counts because you said you might make one in the post above me)

Topic: Kongai / Who is the most hottest boy or girl in Kongai?

it has to be Helene even kong thinks so with a description that reads
bq. (Helene dazzles at close range with her physical attacks, armor, and “assets”,)

Topic: Off-topic / Joke Sharing Thread

Recently my girlfriend covered herself with wheat and maize on the left side of her body and cows, chickens and sheep on the other…

I think she’s selfarming

Topic: The Arts / [Group] create. - Competitive Requests [New Contest!]

Umm I have a request… I have recently made a new online gaming name “ElectrikzZ” (spelt like that) and I need an avatar and a spray. The avatar can be any size… I think? and the spray must be 256,256

I would like it to encorporate electricity [well duh]
I would like if possible it to look very nice with high levels of detail
I’m not realy bothered about writing much but if you think it looks cool with it on fine
I like [D]blue and black
Im not bothered about a timeframe I’d rather have good quality

I made this but i don’t like it and i want something more proffesional (this is 256,256 size)

Plz note: I do not want the avatar size to be 40,40 because its for another site and the use bigger pictures and they just come out all blurred

completely off topic: and yes DraGonZ13 i would love tutorials i have always wanted to learn how to do things profesionaly

Topic: Off-topic / Quotes/jokes

oooo yeah i did just start off the TF2 quotes spree! anyway

More TF2 quotes XD
“Scout – “Who Are You? The President Of His Fan Club?”
Spy – “No, That Would Be Your Mother” – From “Meet The Spy” video

And my personal favorite

“Thanks For Standin’ Still W*nk*r” TF2 – The Sniper

Topic: Off-topic / Quotes/jokes

“N-Not A Crazed Gunman Dad, I’m An Assasin” – TF2 The Sniper

Topic: General Gaming / Left 4 dead 2; Yes, it is r34l.

i realy can’t be bothered with it oooo yay new weps and maps big whoop sarcasm seriously why are they releasing a new one when they should be working on imroving the old one. ive heard that the gameplay is going to be exactly the same so why change to l4d2. I have asked a large gaming community on steam if any of them will be getting it on release and they have all said no i’m going to wait about a year or two for the price to drop considerably then i might think of getting it if it seems awsome so yeah don’t feel obliged to get it very few other people are

Topic: Off-topic / Evony

i have played evony for over 2 months now and know the gameplay incredibly well so i could get you very far very quickly. With this experience of the game there is NO RESCUEING PRINCESSES!!! all you do is build up a massive army and it auto fights for you to see who wins. apperantly the very first version there was fighting a bit like warhammer mark of chaos with your squads that you control so yeah i repeat THERE IS NO RESCUING PRINCESSES it is just a hook to gett you to play the game. it used to be “your princess awaits” with a picture of a woman in a very lustorious pose but i suppose they changed it

Topic: The Arts / [group]canopyart – artist community

Umm I have a request… I have recently made a new online gaming name “ElectrikzZ” (spelt like that) and I need an avatar and a spray. The avatar can be any size… I think? and the spray must be 256,256

I would like it to encorporate electricity [well duh]
I would like if possible it to look very nice with high levels of detail
I’m not realy bothered about writing much but if you think it looks cool with it on fine
I like [D]blue and black
Im not bothered about a timeframe I’d rather have good quality

I curently have (this is 256,256 size)

but I don’t realy like it

EDIT: i do not want the avatar size to be 40,40 because its fr another site and the use bigger pictures and they just come out all blurred

Topic: The Arts / You ask it, i do it.

Umm I have a request… I have recently made a new online gaming name “ElectrikzZ” (spelt like that) and I need an avatar and a spray. The avatar can be any size… I think? and the spray must be 256,256

I would like it to encorporate electricity [well duh]
I would like if possible it to look very nice with high levels of detail
I’m not realy bothered about writing much but if you think it looks cool with it on fine
I like [D]blue and black
Im not bothered about a timeframe I’d rather have good quality

I curently have

but I don’t realy like it

EDIT: Sorry asam I think I posted a bit early without looking at what you have already done. You don’t quite do your art in the style I was thinking of. My request here still stands but I will post it somewhere else aswell.

Topic: Off-topic / Joke Sharing Thread

Originally posted by StickManJoe:

Just put jokes in your posts, and then others can read them. But, EVERY post must have a joke in it. It’s not fair if you get the laughs but don’t contribute anything. I’ll tell a few to start you off.

(Chuck Norris jokes are acceptable) Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.

Evolution isn’t real, it’s just a list of animals Chuck Norris decided to let live.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

My friend once gave me a Christmas card that had his dog crapping in his yard. When I opened it, it read, “Hope you get good shit”.

Just have fun people. This is my second thread, you should find my other one and read it. My Odd Dream. Ok, I’ll leave the joke telling to you guys for now. See you.

How does the above post have a joke in it? EDIT: above the above

chuck norris doesnt do push-ups he pushes the earth down

Topic: Off-topic / stupid question, stupid answer.

that realy annoying bit on a mousetrap

which secret socity is hosted by Hammy the ninja hamster?

{woot 100 posts!}

Topic: Off-topic / who hates their ex?

is this a rehtorical question?

Topic: Off-topic / [game] achievement get

Topic: The Arts / Art of War - Map/Units Dump - Round 2 Approaching!

i cba to remove blur on my map (if we do end up wanting to use that one i will but… yeah), and can i enter the competition aswell?

Topic: The Arts / Need something made

ilikeeggs i think that the bit at the bottom looks very blank it almost looks unfinished, are you going to put something there like the album name or whatever it just looks a bit strange but the top half is exelent on the second one

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think the above person's avatar is?

yeah thanks marh just completely ruining my turn

EDIT : super paper mario thing with his initials from username at the bottom

Topic: Collaborations / Need A Team

i would like to join as artist… mabey… but i also would like to point out that TD games are VERY HARD to make programming wise so you would probably need to advertise that in the thread title to attract these specialist programmers. so yeah whisper me a timescale, what you would like making eg a tower of some description and ill make that as a sample of my work

Topic: Kongregate / Describe Your Sex Life in One Kongregate Term

sonny 4 => There isn’t one WAH!!!!

Topic: The Arts / Nintendo DS Games!

Topic: The Arts / [competition] SOTW#18 - Entries/Discussion

It had to be done! LOL

Topic: General Gaming / Meet the Spy!!!

OMG thats so funny how the hell did that get on youtube