Recent posts by Pokarnor on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / The Butthurt Machine: Totally not a rip off of the aristrocrats joke

Holy fuck, that was amazing.
I love you.

Topic: Off-topic / Soup, guise...

That’s a sad story. I feel bad for you. Good luck.

Topic: Forum Games / Nations of the World (Update Thread)

I feel less interested in this game than HappyYay’s version.
I don’t know why either.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe this OTer

Sucks at BGO.

Motherfucker. You just had to bring that shit up, didn’t you?

Topic: Off-topic / If we lived in a technocracy, where all government decisions were determined by a computer,...

It would change whenever the computer gets an update.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe this OTer

Rai say, quite Pokarnorific.

Topic: Off-topic / Describe this OTer

I don’t like Ayumi.

Topic: Off-topic / How to piss off PETA

Cougars are animals.

Topic: Off-topic / Frustrations on the internets.

When there are 8 removed posts in a row.

Topic: Off-topic / make a WORSE love story then tiwlight!

Originally posted by Omnicide:

Sonic fanfics.
That is all.

This, this all day everyday.
So horrible.

Topic: Off-topic / How Fast Can You Click?

I tried super hard using both my USB mouse and laptop mouse and still can’t pass wicked.

Topic: Off-topic / How Fast Can You Click?

I got wicked.

Topic: Off-topic / Alright kiddies listen up

Originally posted by MFTh0mas:

That was like my 3rd time

Oh
Well that explains why you sucked.
That’s better than I was doing on my third time.

Topic: Off-topic / Zshadow's First Time

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by cllazyman:

I felt like fapping to this but I remembered that I cannot fap for the next 2 years.

I stopped myself in my sleep a couple of times even though fapping in your dreams doesn’t break the goal

You fap in your dreams?

Topic: Off-topic / Alright kiddies listen up

All of Zam’s tips are good ones.
I would’ve had a lot less deaths if I didn’t keep turning around to save MFT.
Buying claymores also helps, you can set them to buy time if you need to reload a slow-reloading weapon, and to guard yourself if you have to go buy juggernog real fast and are getting chased by a few zombies.

Topic: Off-topic / Alright kiddies listen up

That sucked guys.
I’m seriously sucking recently. I do way better when I do my regular strategy.
Also MFT fucking suuuuuuucks at zombies.

Topic: Kongregate / Best of 2011: Really??

permadeath doesnt work because of the lag. you could put 50+ hours into a char maxing it, get a lag spike you have no control over, and you are dead. 50 hours lost in an instant.

Argh, I know that feeling. I quit RotMG a while back because I had a very good character I lost to lag. I mean, I’ll rage whenever I lose a good character, but I’ll keep going if it’s fun. But when I lose it due to something out of my control rather than being genuinely beaten by an enemy, that’s just bullshit.

Topic: Off-topic / how to survive zombie attack

Thunder gun.

Topic: Off-topic / Games of 2012

I actually heard ACIII would be in Japan.

Topic: Off-topic / Games of 2012

Originally posted by MFTh0mas:

ACIII I heard will be set in either China, India, or the US.

I wanna see some American Revolution AC.
Or maybe some Civil War.

Topic: Off-topic / What's the better kind of warfare.

Urban.
Jungles smell like shit and deserts are hot as fuck (or cold as fuck if it’s nighttime).

Topic: Off-topic / Dammit, Steam!

Our data center’s uninterruptible power supplies experienced a power failure.

uninterruptible power supplies

experienced a power failure

Topic: Off-topic / Alright kiddies listen up

Originally posted by MFTh0mas:

Do you guys have the 1st map pack?

I don’t.

Topic: Off-topic / Alright kiddies listen up

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

I won’t. I’m not good enough to join you.

How bad are you?

Topic: Off-topic / Who would win in a fight between...

and is 30 years younger.

Let’s pretend that they are both at thier prime for this fight.

You fucks need to learn to read.