Recent posts by K_i_c_k on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Anyone ever try sobriety?

Thinking about giving it a shot after this weekend.

Topic: Off-topic / Why is it that they behave like animals...

…and then complain when they’re treated like animals?

Topic: Off-topic / the human body is merely a vessel for the soul

everything is ultimitaly pointless.

Topic: Off-topic / why is this bug so sexy?

Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

HORY SHET A BUG STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT

Why keeled bug :*(

Topic: Off-topic / Is God a troll?

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

You’re a troll.

Nope.

Topic: Off-topic / why is this bug so sexy?

Originally posted by niubi:

Why are you posting Neopets shit

huh?

Topic: Off-topic / Is God a troll?

It would explain everything. Actually, after thinking about all of things people have done in his name, this might give me a lot more respect for the old bastard.

Topic: Off-topic / Greg is a racist :<

Thats False

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi is a better S4

Than super special super star ever was.

Topic: Off-topic / why is this bug so sexy?

Title.

Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession to make...

Topic: Off-topic / Black joke.

Today I painted my laptop black in the hope that it will run faster.

Topic: Off-topic / A [Edited] Joke

Topic: Off-topic / What is your fave breed of dog?

Title, Cats are all the same.

Topic: Off-topic / Can I still call myself a JAP if I'm not technically American ?

This is really important.

Topic: Off-topic / Religious Question: Who is the shortest person on Kongregate?

Also who do you think has the worst height/anger ratio?

Topic: Off-topic / Should we no longer take care of Africa?

The amount of money we pour into Africa which reaps no benefits for us is so pointless. We might as well let them destroy their own societies because we’re just prolonging their worthless existence.

Topic: Off-topic / Apparently there is no such thing as "mother" and "father" now

The Iowa Department of Public Health may replace ‘father’ and ‘mother’ labels with ‘parent’ on Iowa birth certificates following an Iowa Supreme Court ruling Friday requiring the department to list both lesbian spouses on a child’s birth certificate.
“The Department of Public Health appreciates the definitive direction from the Supreme Court,” wrote public health spokeswoman Polly Carver-Kimm in an email to The Gazette. “We will have to train hospital staff and change our birth worksheets as we currently have the labels of ‘mother’ and ‘father’ in the electronic system. These may have to be changed to say ‘parent’.”
The Supreme Court affirmed a district court ruling that both spouses in a lesbian marriage should be listed on a child’s birth certificate. The court ordered the state health department to reissue a birth certificate Heather and Melissa Gartner, of Des Moines, for their daughter Mackenzie, born in September 2009.
The department previously refused to list Melissa Gartner, 42, the nonbirthing parent, on the birth certificate.
“All I know is that we won,” Heather Gartner, 41, said Friday morning after dropping off her children Zachary, 6, and Mackenzie, 3, at school and daycare.
Guided by its 2009 ruling in Varnum vs. Brien that legalized same-sex marriage, the Supreme Court wrote in the Gartner case that Iowa laws must “recognize that married lesbian couples who have children enjoy the same benefits and burdens as married opposite-sex couples who have children.”
“By naming the nonbirthing spouse on the birth certificate of a married lesbian couple’s child, the child is ensured supported from that parent and that parents establishes fundamental rights at the moment of birth,” the 29-page ruling states.
Among those rights is a parent’s right to allow medical procedures for a child, Heather Gartner said. When Mackenzie was hospitalized as a baby because of a respiratory issue, Heather stayed with her the entire time in case the hospital needed parental permission for treatment.
“That gets scary,” she said. “You don’t want to take a chance.”
There are other occasions, such as enrolling a child in school or filing taxes, when legal parentage is required, Heather said.
Melissa and Heather got married June 13, 2009, after being together since 2003. Heather was pregnant at the time through an anonymous sperm donor — the same man who supplied sperm for the couple’s son. Heather gave birth to Mackenzie on Sept. 19, 2009.

Do you agree or disagree with the ruling?

Topic: Off-topic / Excuse me, may I pass through here?

Topic: Off-topic / Users you are legitimately frightened of.

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

It should locked by now.

nope

Topic: Off-topic / Users you are legitimately frightened of.

Self explanatory.

MFT because Black.

Topic: Off-topic / obama did benghazi

wtf what this?

Topic: Off-topic / What else must I do to entertain you folks?

What else can I do that I have not yet done that will make you people happy?
And don’t say suicide bcause i’m saving that for my encore.

Topic: Off-topic / Reveal something embarrassing about yourself

Originally posted by Spodrmaen:

i hav 2 much sweg

shut up

Topic: Off-topic / Reveal something embarrassing about yourself

Tell us some deep, dark secret.

No way this could backfire or come back to haunt you.
Really!

Go on…