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Topic: Off-topic / What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?

Originally posted by yeasy:

Water kills robots.

Never shower.

You would use oil.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you feel bad when you kill a fly ?

You’ll feel better if you eat it afterward.

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Topic: Off-topic / What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?

When I was 10 I went for a week and three days without showering or changing clothes during summer vacation. Needless to say I smelled like absolute shit from doing so.

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Topic: Off-topic / The worst post you ever made?

Time to come clean. No one is perfect and every single one of you has made a lame ass stupid piece of worthless shit post that you actually regret.

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Topic: Off-topic / Just another thread that literally nobody even cares about

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Topic: Off-topic / Do pizza delivery driver like to deliver in the rain?

Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by K_i_c_k:

It’s raining, and im about to order Papajohns

You are a horrible human being.


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Topic: Off-topic / Do pizza delivery driver like to deliver in the rain?

It’s raining, and im about to order Papajohns, but no one wants to go pick it up. Will they do something to my order if they deliver in the rain?


Topic: Off-topic / My honest opinion

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Topic: Off-topic / Why does the media cover on white on black crime?

There is so much black on black crime, black on white crime, but nothing ever gets reported.

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Topic: Off-topic / Which one of these discoveries is more important?

.. If you had to choose only one to be readily available to humanity right now… which one would you pick?

1- Everlasting Free Unlimited Clean Energy (i.e. no need to ever charge your phone or fuel your car, etc..).

2- Anti Gravity (hovering cars, floating homes / furniture, etc..)

3- Teleportation (your online orders just appear instantly, no more traffic, humanity can reach other galaxies and communicate with earth in real-time, etc..)

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Topic: Off-topic / Success overrated? some people just meant to be failures?

You know I was thinking. Sure, there are lots of failures and not so positive things in this world. Then there are those who think they are noble. There are those who think they are motivated, rich, business people, or they strive to be. And there are those who are into piece and love and nothing else. There are those that are success driven. There are those that say you need to be a certain way.

But not everyone can be successful. I was thinking. What’s wrong with settling? Why must we always be attracted to big boats, fancy cars, and dream lifestyles? Why not just accept and be happy with being a mediocre dude? They say you can do anything you put your mind to. But maybe that’s not true. Maybe only some people are meant to have success and motivation. And how dare them to lie and say anyone else can do the same as them or want the same things as they desire.

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Topic: Off-topic / The unpopular opinions thread

Originally posted by KingofMugen:

Banabas Aew Is evil!!!!

Banabas Aew can fait you!!!

Banabas Aew You will doooooooomed!!!!

Uhh Banabas Aew?

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Topic: Off-topic / Are we as human beings sensitive creatures?

If so, why are we sensitive to many things around us?

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Topic: Off-topic / I thought flying in real life would always be fun

Actually got bored T_T

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Topic: Off-topic / Do you fear dark?

Do you? Why?

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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of manly things have you done today?

New thread idea that came to my mind today when thinking about manly stuff. What’s something manly that you’ve done today? If you haven’t done anything manly today, that’s okay. Do something manly tomorrow and come back here to have a manly conversation about it. And this isn’t just a thread to comment on once and forget about, this is a thread so manly that it can be posted on every day and always have new stuff.

Personally, I helped a fellow driver change the tire on their car. They didn’t have a jack, but luckily I stopped to help them out and used my manly muscles to lift up the car for him so he could change his tire.

What kind of manly things have you done today?

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Topic: Off-topic / Bruce Lee vs Bane

Both lose.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why do men prefer women that have long hair?

I’m not implying that it is wrong or strange. I’m just interested in people’s tastes.

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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to rename Off-Topic to CROWLAND

Originally posted by Battleship203:


We would never change Crowland.

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Topic: Off-topic / How long will it take to reach 1 million posts?

Just curious.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why do men like fat asses?

I understand boobs, it gives off a sense of “motherhood” and feminity. But asses? Why do we like them? They are just cushions? Why do like them?

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Topic: Off-topic / No-Fuss Fit and Slim Plans

Nah, thanks.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever used violence to solve your problems?

Whether it was a bully or an arguement or whatever, have you? How did it feel? Do you regret it? Why or why not?

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Topic: Off-topic / Fucking autocorrect

Originally posted by AEONFLX:

u wot m8? u rly fkn wot m9 i swar u war yappin on about so much shite on COD sayen u wer gonna quiksc0p3 me dis nd n0sc0p3 me that, how me n me m80s up in birmingham was guna get rekt wel ges wat kunt me = not rekt n ur nan = propr shaggd m8 u avin a ggle now? not so funny talkn shite innit?

Lol Grammar.

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Topic: Off-topic / Weakest character that can beat you?

You get one month to prepare and a $500,000 budget. You only have basic knowledge of your attacker, and outside help is limited to services within your budget.

You can choose any location on modern Earth, but nothing ridiculous like the Pentagon. Your character has been hired to kill you.