Recent posts by K_i_c_k on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I never thought about this, but are there different nursery.

Since when are nursery rhymes assigned and exclusively available to one or more countries

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are there videos of people trying to annoy cops

You get all these videos of people annoying cops just because they are cops.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your job?

I’m a 24 year old NEET basement dweller.
I have no job.
And having no job is my job.
I studied Psychology at university.
That didn’t get me a job.
Now I’m at home psychoanalyzing the shit out of people on the Internets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You better check yourself before you shrek yourself

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. prepare for the shrekoning tonight babe ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats with OT obsession with autism?

Title.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can we have death panels?

If we’re going to have medical subsidies then can we have to recognise that not all cases are equal. We also have to cut costs. The morbidly obese and terminally old shouldn’t be subsidised. People who drink and/or smoke shouldn’t be subsidised. Women who have more than two abortions should be sterilised. Hell, if we’re going to start sterilising then we might as well sterilise those who’re a detriment to society like socialists and other people with debilitating mental health issues. To say nothing of hereditary physical illness. You know what? Fuck it, I’m all for medical subsidies.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Are niggers human or animal?

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Topic: Off-topic / Remember kids.

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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst joke you've ever made?

What do you call dynamite in a french kitchen?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why isn't shrek or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) an id god

I would expect them to be

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you put your pants on one leg at a time?

My pants put themselves on.
Either that or I don’t wear any.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there something wrong with me?

I have the tendency to hold back laughter when I see my friends in public.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shit you see on tumblr

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

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Topic: Off-topic / Shit you see on tumblr

since this a new forum, might as well start something with it

post shit you see on tumblr that reminds you of why you hate this site to begin with(but yet still use it)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever gotten in trouble with the POLICE??

I never have any problems with the police, i don’t listen to rap.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How the fuck do these women even fucking breathe?

29 Things Women Avoid Doing Because We Fear For Our Safety

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/29-things-women-avoid-doing-out-of-fear-for-our-safety

1. Get drunk, because you never know if someone might try to assault you when you’re under the influence.
2. Leave our drinks at the bar, unattended, because someone might try to drug them.
3. Move into certain neighborhoods or live on certain blocks, because the harassment is too severe.
4. Meet our creepy landlords, the cable guy, or the electrician by ourselves, because it makes us feel unsafe.
5. Travel solo, because there are certain places where it’s just not safe to be a woman traveling alone.
6. Try couch-surfing, because staying at a stranger’s house seems like an invitation for trouble.
7. Run alone at night, because we fear attackers.
8. Talk back to harassers, because you never know if the abusive words will escalate to violent actions.
9. Meet a stranger — for a date or to buy something on Craigslist — without telling a friend exactly where we’ll be, because we’re aware there’s always the threat of danger.
10. Walk home at night without holding our keys out, because you never know when you might need a makeshift weapon.
11. Wear flimsy clothing when we’re out walking by ourselves, because harassers see it as an invitation to bother us.
12. Wear loud or outrageous clothing, either, because that’ll invite comment from strange men too.
13. Wear anything that will expose our breasts or remind men that we’re women, because that’s seen as an invitation for leers.
14. Wear a ponytail, because it will make it easier for an attacker to grab our hair.
15. Wear high heels, because it’ll make it harder to run faster if we need to.
16. Engage in small talk with a man, because he may interpret it as an invitation to come on to us in a lecherous way.
17. Make eye contact with strangers, because it’s seen as an invitation to approach us.
18. Even smiling can be seen as tacit approval to talk or approach us.
19. Eat food in public — like ice cream cones — that might attract unwanted male attention.
20. Ride our bikes late at night, because we don’t want to deal with the harassment.
21. Stay at a party or a show after our friends have gone home, because we don’t want to worry about being stranded in a potentially threatening situation.
22. Get into a subway car with just men in it, because we’re afraid something might happen. Instead, we scope out subway cars with other women already in them.
23. Walk around late at night with headphones on and blasting music, because we’re afraid attackers might come up behind us.
24. Answer the door to unexpected visitors, just in case it’s someone who got into the building randomly, who might be planning to attack.
25. Let the cab driver/our date drop us off directly in front our buildings, because we don’t want random guys to know where we live.
26. Walk directly home, sometimes, if we’re afraid someone is following us. Instead, we’ll stop at a neighborhood bar and pretend we’re meeting someone.
27. Give our last names to strangers or potential dates, because it makes it that much easier for a stranger to find out where you live, or where you work.
28. Stay late at our offices by ourselves, because of the potential of being attacked.
29. Use an ATM that’s outside or isolated, because we fear being attacked.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This completely pointless.

Just absolute nonsense and a waste of time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Humiliation

I need a new way to humiliate myself sexually on the internet, I’ve kind of used up my stuff here, everyone knows me and they aren’t really tricked by my stuff anymore. Any ideas of how I can humiliate myself or ideas of how you can humiliate me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your most successful thread on Kongregate?

Fuck you and fuck your Bullshit thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Ive been thinking about this a bunch lately.

If you had a clone of yourself would you fuck it?

Would that make you gay?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do we really want a gamer as President?

He’ll spend his entire time in the basement then shoot up the White House.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ENTERING HERE!

Not Bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ENTERING HERE!

What the Hell?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Internet Trolls Really Are Horrible People

Title.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How are you feeling right now?

I’m feeling well.