Recent posts by adv0catus on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Just know I did not kill myself and that is the reason of my being gone.

What?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Attamaris (disrepecting this will be seen as terrorism)

If he wants to write a story, he can do it in The Arts.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Contest] Avoid the...

The screenshot doesn’t line up and the conversation we had in chat this morning. Too suspicious for me to allow it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Contest] Avoid the...

For various reasons, I’m not accepting the score.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Goshdarn it, mme is camming her HUGE TRIPLE G tits in TC again

Originally posted by PWNDY:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

triple tits? lol

No… It’s a measure of size of breasts.

Even I know that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Anthems of Rock)

Bohemian Rhapsody.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Gamestop officially decided to close down Kongregate due to it being unprofitable

Even if it was true, oh well.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / New badge discussion

Max Damage 2 wasn’t a difficult game, just incredibly annoying.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Storyteller Idol (ROUND 1- FREE WRITE)

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

(I will post my story soonish, It’s just that I’ve forced commissioned a friend to draw some pictures for me for each story, in return for me linking her site to you guys.)

I call unfair advantage. I could leverage an entire site of fellow authors, editors and readers to review my submissions. They’d pick through it with a fine toothed comb and make it as near perfect as possible. I’m choosing not to, because all my submissions are from me and me alone.

All of our submissions should be from us and us alone, no outside help or influence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many times (*Do you think) you have looked at a thread but not post in it?

69 times.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

Did he mute you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that will never happen (OT Edition)

Off-topic =/= shit pit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that will never happen (OT Edition)

A high quality, engaging, intelligent Off-topic forum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wherez meh kredz?

Contact support@kongregate.com.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which hand do you use to wipe your ass after using the toilet?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

… No. The “Which hand do you use to wipe your ass?” “My right hand.” “So you don’t use toilet paper?” joke.
It was the only joke in this thread and it took like 2 hours. That was it. Show’s over, go home.

Y0u’re hulari0us.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which hand do you use to wipe your ass after using the toilet?

Also, it’s a pretty old joke, still surprised nobody caught on.

Are you secretly asking us which hand we enjoy ourselves with?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which hand do you use to wipe your ass after using the toilet?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Rigariga:

I use my right hand, I am very un-steady with my left.

>not using toilet paper

Right hand… to use the toilet paper. You asked which hand we use to whip, not which hand and with what.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Ghost Game Message Notifications

I’m not even annoyed at the ghost messages, or getting messages in the first place. I’m extremely irritated that I’m forced to block games instead of just being able to delete the damn messages. It’s not difficult, even Announcements can be deleted. There’s no reason to not make them deletable.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / My Kongregate Account got hacked [Need help!]

Originally posted by PatriotYT1:

I did but they didnt reply back to me. Cant a moderator or someone with power reset my main account password to something like “dog”, so then I can change everything back to normal?

Only administrators can help you. It can take 3-5 business days to receive a response. You need to have patience for this.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / My Kongregate Account got hacked [Need help!]

Contact support@kongregate.com for assistance.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which hand do you use to wipe your ass after using the toilet?

Why are you asking about our asses?

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Kreds explore..

Originally posted by TheRealPip:

15% of what? Can you please post a screen shot of what you are talking about? Maybe a picture can make your concern clearer to me.

-Pip

15% progress.

Originally posted by yooyou7:

the things that show up when you are new(EXPLORE KONGREGATE & EARN 10 KREDS, that kind), it was supposed to give me 15% for reaching level 5. It didn’t after all.
How could I fix this?

On your profile page, try Ctrl+F5. Maybe the browser is remembering the old version of the progress bar and just isn’t displaying the new progress percentage.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Storyteller Idol (ROUND 1- FREE WRITE)

http://pastebin.com/MCuPCgcD

Author’s Notes:

No specific title, I guess “Opening Doors” is a fine one, if necessary. I’m pretty sure I screwed up tense with this, but I don’t really care. There’s not much time for this, and I hate self-editing, because I pick apart everything. Tense has always been something I flip-flop back and forth on, and there’s no time to get a proper edit in. It is what it is, so that’s fine. I just hope the judges aren’t too harsh on me for it.

[Edit: I formatted it with textile in mind, in case it was ever posted. I was going to post it, but decided to pastebin it and have my main post for author’s notes instead. So, please just be aware that the slight weirdness of the story is because of textiles.]
[Edit2: It also probably doesn’t flow as nicely as I’d like, but I don’t think/hope it’s not too bad. It should be readable, at worst.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Anthems of Rock)

Originally posted by S_98:

Whichever plant I’m supposed to represent.

Hamsterweed?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SUPER MARIO BROS 3 HAS REFERENCES TO HELL

So?