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Topic: Off-topic / So if someone wins the lottery... (Trick)

Let’s take powerball for example.
Current payout for powerball is about 50 million dollars, that’s not including tax or anything.
It costs two dollars to buy a ticket.
You could buy a whopping total of 25 million tickets from this.
But, the odds of winning powerball are 1 in 175 million.
This leaves you with about a 14% chance to win again. (Assuming you took the time to make sure none of your tickets repeat)

With your money being taxed and how low this percent is your idea will fail.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Fire Rises: A New Fanfic Coming up in March/Late February!

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by V0idGuard:
Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by V0idGuard:

we don’t need hype threads for your autistic fanfics.
oh and try to keep all of it in one thread this time, that would be great.

Cringe.
Edgy.

Nothing I said could be considered edgy.
And the only thing cringeworthy here is the fanfic.

But i didnt make the fanfic yet.

You don’t have to drink poison to know it will kill you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Fire Rises: A New Fanfic Coming up in March/Late February!

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by V0idGuard:

we don’t need hype threads for your autistic fanfics.
oh and try to keep all of it in one thread this time, that would be great.

Cringe.
Edgy.

Nothing I said could be considered edgy.
And the only thing cringeworthy here is the fanfic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Fire Rises: A New Fanfic Coming up in March/Late February!

we don’t need hype threads for your autistic fanfics.
oh and try to keep all of it in one thread this time, that would be great.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is making numerous shitposts to gain postcount so he seems cool but in all reality makes no one likes him

so logically we give them attention for it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you most favorite Fighting game series?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Super Smash isn’t a fighting game.

All you do is punching your enemies on the face, try to smash them out of the stage and shit. How it’s not a fighting game?

Super Smash falls under party game or brawler.
By your logic any game that involves fighting as its main gameplay point is a fighting game.
What you’re saying would imply that Dark Souls, GTA, Halo, Skyrim, etc are all fighting games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you most favorite Fighting game series?

Super Smash isn’t a fighting game.

I like Soul Calibur and Blazblue

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Melinda Obama "Health Meals"

I really hated Straw Dogs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / #GamerGates's new theme song: ''GGers Want You Gone''

nobody cares about GamerGate anymore

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nice try Google

The kind of people who don’t use adblock

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your top 5 anime characters from a tv show

1. Space Dandy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FNAF series SUCKS. (Five Nights at Freddies)

Literally the most cancerous thread I’ve seen in a while.

Shitposting and memes aside, I think it’s a pretty crappy game.
The thing is the game at a certain point becomes muscle memory. The only real fear derived from the game is the anxiety one gets because they know at any second there could be a jump scare.

I don’t blame the guy for releasing 3 games in such a short time though. I would do the same if I was making that much money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are the Ace Attorney games on DS good?

It’s hit or miss.
You love it or you hate it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: You find a monkey hand that can grant 4 wishes

Never use the monkey paw.
I wish for nothing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steam games you own?

You should be ashamed of yourself for buying Goat Simulator.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [DANGEROUS THREAD] Do you have any traps on your house?

I don’t think there are any transgender people on top of my house.
So no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman's Official Pokemon/Smash Thread.

Tier lists are stupid.

Besides, the game hasn’t been out nearly long enough to form a tier list that actually holds water.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best place for surfing

A volcano

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam and Gabidou are gonna smash

ebic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What 3DS game should I get?

Animal Crossing, Rune Factory 4, or Bravely Default

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shovel Knight or Fire Embleme: Awakening?

Shovel Knight

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Height Chart for Men

6’2"

Pretty much the perfect height.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Best Pattern Weavemaker Contest!

I vote for Trent

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Off-Toppicker of 2014

The best retard is still retarded.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lel I got permabanned from dashnet for using autism as an insult (lok)

Dashnet looks like a huge fucking hugbox anyways.

I’m not surprised you were banned for something as small as an insult.