Recent posts by V0idGuard on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / US english vs UK english: What one do you suggest for a neutral person to learn?

Originally posted by abraaz:

UK English is real English. We spell our words correctly.

>Colour
>Tyre
>Favour
>Honour

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

Originally posted by V0idGuard:

A good portion of my house goes underwater for several weeks about every other summer.

Oh, and here is a picture

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

A good portion of my house goes underwater for several weeks about every other summer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is better, Hades or Satan?

Satan. Paradise Lost

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sign here if you want to be in my next fanfic.

can you keep your autismo fanfic stuff in one thread pls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2014 Kongregate Off-Topic Meetup!

This joke has been made like 3 times already.
Same picture, too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can you answer this SUPER EASY MATH QUESTION?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn’t know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

25 dollars for the clerk. 3 dollars refund. 2 dollars bellhop tip.
25+3+2=30
The question is worded to confuse as there is no reason to add 27 and 2.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just played dota 2 for 2 minutes

Any game that isn’t a MOBA > Dota > LoL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, this is my first time ever...

Invite friends over.

Nobody will ever find out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Join the legion

epic title change bro!
so original and funny!
haha!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are Black and White colors?

if black ’n white r colurs then how cum the colorblind can sea them?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fav thing ever?

the spice girls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Soooo Microsoft is trying to buy Mojang, the creators of Minecraft.

Mojang is a one trick pony.
I doubt they’ll ever make another good game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its the SNIPER RIFLE the best weapon for a one-man-army?

Best of luck taking out people quickly without a spotter.
also
>silencer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bane's AMA

Was shitposting part of your plan?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you were almighty?

Probably be chill as fuck and keep my business out of most things.
If anything goes terribly wrong I could always revive a person or two.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Okay, Grants Quorx's, but the rest of the AMA's were alright to keep.

AMAs are stupid as fuck and should be locked immediately.

Otherwise, half the front page would be filled with the things hosted by attention whores.

If you have a question for another user just use their damn shoutbox.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If YOU were Smogon and can take the control of all of Smogon...

Remove all moves except for swagger.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental Challenge 1#: Bomb

Grab the gun and sprint like mad.
If he sees me then I’ll take a few shots at him and keep running. When I get out of the building I’d attempt to warn nearby people.

Not like a bomb squad can show up in 3 minutes, anyways.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Swag Yolo Reck Triggered

this thread is triggering me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Smash Bros. characters confirmed !

Originally posted by Battleship203:

People actually said that they are sad that they removed ness and lucas from the game.

Ness and Lucas are my two of my favorite people to play as.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >tfw no qt3.14 gf to console me about going back to school

“H-hi I’m Zam and I l-like c-communism.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What song is this?

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I ALWAYS hear this song on the radio or when I’m up in the club but I can’t find what its called…its all beats one part of the song is like this

k like it will get real low then slowly start picking back up and it will go faster as it does

its like
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun

er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr

i’m so sorry if this is bad information but i’m sure if you really think of REALLY popular techno/rave songs you could help!! thanks!!

darude sandstorm
whats this?

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun
boom
dundun dundun dundun
beep
dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun
beep beep beep beep

Sounds like Sinister Branches. Try this one on for size.
Booooooooop, beep beep beep.
dundundun dun dun dun-dun-dun dundun
dundundun
awweeeee
dun dun dun-dun
beep beep dun dun dun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / There is nothing interesting in MY profile.

I have my quote wall and a few shouts.
I delete all the level up and badge earning nonsense though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you fucking kidding me Nintendo?

Nintendrones will defend this