Recent posts by V0idGuard on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

Originally posted by dias17se:

we should start a series of these like musketeers vs gladiators etc

See: Deadliest Warrior

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

Is this a joke?

The technology a pirate had would give them a huge advantage over ninjas. Ninjas weren’t fucking superhuman guys jumping off of the air and sprinting across water.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fight a Tarantula (big and hairy spider) with you bare hands, and nothing on your feets, for 10,000$?

I’d do it for a lot less.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we send a peace-treaty to Dashnet?

This isn’t that big of a deal.

This whole “war” thing is blown completely out of proportion.

Honestly, we all get it. Something happened a few months ago. It’s over. Let go.

No need to continue to cling to it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to get taste on games?

Just play what you like, man.

As long as you’re enjoying yourself it doesn’t matter how shitty the game is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to get old friends to stay out of your life

Stop being a bitch.
Man up and say that you don’t want to hang out with them.

They only sound like they want to be friends with you, stop being so damned paranoid. They’re not “intentionally” trying to ruin your life. They’re just trying to have a good time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dating is so stupid.

http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?445748-Dating-is-so-stupid

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My laptop webcam keeps turning on

Someone could be hacking into your webcam.
Definitely wouldn’t be the NSA.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you refresh the page to see if there are any new posts?

Once a day usually.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tails or Luigi

Luigi because I’m not a furry

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Online flash gaming vs. console gaming

Consoles, I suppose.
I find it hard to enjoy flash games most of the time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / We need to develop a presence on Imgur.

Why would you want to be like Reddit?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your favourite character from any anime?


Only correct answer coming through.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Potential threat

Around 190cm here.
Feel sorry for you manlets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I need to find a mask

Don’t get one.
Please don’t.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Stuff for an Zombie-apocalypse

1. D – Shotguns are lovely. RPG is very situational. Sniper rifles have a low fire rate and that typically isn’t good against hoards. Assault rifle chews through ammo and to be honest, I don’t trust my aim with one.
2. A – Likely would only be using it in case of emergency. Would go with the crossbow, but the reload rate is horrible which is bad in a sticky situation.
3. A – Nice reliable bat. Machete is also a good, but could get caught when cutting through the skull.
4. D – Multipurpose tools are always welcome.
5. A – Dunno how to drive a tank and the bike doesn’t offer much protection.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / US english vs UK english: What one do you suggest for a neutral person to learn?

Originally posted by abraaz:

UK English is real English. We spell our words correctly.

>Colour
>Tyre
>Favour
>Honour

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

Originally posted by V0idGuard:

A good portion of my house goes underwater for several weeks about every other summer.

Oh, and here is a picture

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

A good portion of my house goes underwater for several weeks about every other summer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is better, Hades or Satan?

Satan. Paradise Lost

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sign here if you want to be in my next fanfic.

can you keep your autismo fanfic stuff in one thread pls

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2014 Kongregate Off-Topic Meetup!

This joke has been made like 3 times already.
Same picture, too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can you answer this SUPER EASY MATH QUESTION?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn’t know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

25 dollars for the clerk. 3 dollars refund. 2 dollars bellhop tip.
25+3+2=30
The question is worded to confuse as there is no reason to add 27 and 2.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just played dota 2 for 2 minutes

Any game that isn’t a MOBA > Dota > LoL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, this is my first time ever...

Invite friends over.

Nobody will ever find out.