Recent posts by redage1 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / You have made a Massive Boo Boo and the world is DOOMED!! Do you tiptoe quietly away or tell everyone it was your fault?

Even even more like:

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite anime character!

EDIT:

Topic: Off-topic / Gaem ideas?

Gaem ideas
1: Make Gaem
2: Sell Gaem
3: ???
4: PROFIT!

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Originally posted by Guy_In_Armor:

Stranger: hey asl
You: I wanna be the very best
You: Like no one ever was
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
Stranger: TO TRAAAIN THEM
IS MY CAUSE
You: DUN NUH NUUUUH
You have disconnected.

A little inspiration huh? xD

Topic: Off-topic / You are a gynaecologist and this woman collapses in public screaming "OH MY BUTT!!!"

Originally posted by Darkir:

Where did that “Aforementioned posterior” picture go? I miss it. Colon opening parenthesis

Sorry, I accidentally removed it.

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

You: I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was
Stranger: to catch them is my real test
Stranger: to train them is my cause!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Mr. president
You: I have bad news
Stranger: tell me
You: WE HAVE NO BANANAS
Stranger: noooooooooooooo
You: What do we do?
Stranger: how will i do?
Stranger: i don’t know
Stranger: i love bananas
You: The nation is waiting on your word Mr. president
You: They say it’s possible to grow more
Stranger: Tell them I love sucking and I will fuck my uncle ok?
Stranger: thank you
You: WHAT YOU SAY !!!
You: I can’t let you do that, StarFox.
Stranger: but you’re goin to say this,not me
You: I can’t let you do that, StarFox.

Topic: Off-topic / Video games have taken over my life?

I got a story of what game addiction can do to you.

EDIT: He also got suspended for pulling a knife on a kid who was on a laptop at school. Why? He wanted it so he could get on WoW.

Last summer me and my friend were at the beach. I had brought my laptop to play/surf the web at night or when we were bored. The first day we were at the beach, I realized he wasn’t around. I went back to the room and he was on my laptop. He had installed WoW on it and was playing… I thought it was kinda weird but let him play. Later that night we were chilling In the room and I was just on facebook. Suddenly he gets all mad and wants to play WoW. I said ok, gimme a fee minutes. Well, he got PISSED and yelled at me, punched my ight in the face, and ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Later at 3 am after I had put a password on the laptop so he couldn’t get on, I went to the bathroom and he was in there! He had been playing since 12!

He’s a general dick now, always freaking out and not my friend anymore…all for WoW.

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello my child
Stranger: darth vader????
You: No, I am actually Ricky Martin
Stranger: oh.
You: Are you a guy?
You: Giggity
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i am a girl.
You: So what is this girl you sprek of.
You: Sprekanzy Russian
You: So
You: What’s your opinion on wieners
You: I like cocktail ones.
Stranger: the little ones are cute.
You: I shove them down my throat.
Stranger: but the big ones are better.
You: But they get stuck
You: And I hve to bite them off
Stranger: not always
Stranger: depends on your gag reflex
Stranger: biting is fun
Stranger: lick.
You: Lololilololol what a loli ok I already have the FBI on a direct line adios motherführer

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

Stranger: hey
You: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
You: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!1
You: What 9000!!!!
Stranger: ？？
Stranger: dont understand you
You: It doesn’t make a bit of difference
You: The balls are inert
You: But there still there.
You:
You: Derpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpa Batman
Stranger: where are you from,why can i not understand your English?
You: I see what you did there
Stranger: there? where?
You: In /b/ silly.
You: Why don’t you take a seat.
Take a seat, right over there.
Stranger: now this is the second time i come here ,so i dont know what i should do as what you said
You: Do you want to disconnect !
Stranger: do you have icq number?
Stranger: no,
You: I can’t let you do that starfox.
Stranger: but if you want to do that,i will release

I felt bad for him…almost

Topic: Off-topic / Omegle Fun!

You: Soy
Stranger: hi are you a girl
You: Yes sir
You: Soy sauce
Stranger: are you hot
You: All over my body
Stranger: ha you should send me a pic
You: Well I should say my man boobs ARE purdy hot
Stranger: send a pic
You: Whateva, I do what I want
Stranger: your a girl right
You: I’m a transvestite like Jamie lee curtis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Totally messed this weirdo

Topic: Off-topic / This will blow your mind.

Originally posted by bif490:

Continued:

i pulled up tp a house about seven or eight

i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

I see what you did there.

Topic: Off-topic / Your Yu-Gi-Oh cards

That is a weird Chickenderp.

Topic: Off-topic / Wow, haven't been here in ages.

Your name does sound familiar, Buster. No guarantees though.

Topic: Off-topic / Your Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Topic: Off-topic / Wow, haven't been here in ages.

Neato! And welcome.

I just returned here too after about a year lol. I recognize only like two people. xD

Topic: Off-topic / What does your avatar mean? Racism Will Be Reported

An IMMACHARGINMAHLAZAR Fsjal. Makes good sense.

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Battalion: Arena] Put your votes here

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+1

Topic: Off-topic / the "classic" OT users

Originally posted by Aldir:

I’m a classic goddomot.

Topic: Off-topic / Pictures that make you go "WTF"

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

Its more of a…..“Epic” wtf

Topic: General Gaming / Test my new idle game.

Another idle game?

DO NOT WANT!

Topic: Off-topic / arcaneCoder Appreciation Thread

Originally posted by BnBn:

Originally posted by onquil:

Originally posted by AbusedZebra:

aC is shit.

Waiting for someone to edit my post and take ‘the’ out.

Three hit combo.

Topic: Serious Discussion / 9/11...

Originally posted by Epsilon_Omega:

Looks like i win >:D

HAHA YEAH, all the people who died don’t really matter, you’re a genius, we should worship you.

No really, no one cares about your paranoid crap. Keep on believing and worshiping Satan, whatever.

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

Originally posted by coolmzn222:

suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Topic: Off-topic / I have a problem, guys.

Originally posted by TheHolySmoke:

I’m thirteen and I’ve the only boy I know my age with noticable leg hair. That’s a problem, you condescending asshole.

You’re just getting puberty. Or you just have hairy legs. Shave if you want; who cares?