Recent posts by Bob_Namg on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Detroit Apocalypse

The apocalypse has begun, everything from small fiery solar flares to sun monsters appearing from thin air. You are Corporal David Hayes, member of the 89th Airborne.
You are equipped with an M6, binoculars, a map, a radio, a USP, and several other shits and giggles. This Innawoods image represents you:

You are currently at the acting F.O.B. in Detroit, Wayne County Airport.
A wave of Jewish zombies and fungaloids have just broken through the northern defensive line and there is a light meteor shower going, multiple flashes and red puffs are lighting up the skies, raptors are sweeping up civvies and sewer creatures are rising from the depths of the subway system.

What do?
A. Lead your men to glory and destroy the phantom menace
B. Rally up some disoriented and move south
C. Rally up some disoriented and move east
D. Shoot yourslef

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Google Tricks

Originally posted by MadJedi:

I didn’t know about the “gay” trick. Neat.

I bet Zshadow uses it a myriad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So Mitt Romney paid 160 million dollars to not be president

only teh l33t hax0rz uyse oprah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So Mitt Romney paid 160 million dollars to not be president

Originally posted by Rolby:

hahah no. he lost cuz hes liar and idiot and as last try to become president he published very racist propaganda. thats everyone had to pray for him and that cuz of praying europe got saved from muslim armies and with that he meant that if people prayed for him he could ‘save’ america by invading middle east

>Racist ads
>None of his ads even mentioned the president was black
>Sunnis and Shiites are quite literally tearing Asia and Europe to shreds with their hateful crusade against ‘non-believers’.
Gehen Sie zurück in die Niederlande, tunte.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "slender-man" doesnt exist

Originally posted by Caleb_Nyuu:

I think we know Slenderman doesn’t exist you dumbass.

He exists.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Was There An Actual Mowgli's Palace?

Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by Bob_Namg:
Originally posted by Roki123:

might be real.

It IS real, but everything the author of the Creepypasta made up was fabricated.

It is not real.
The one in the Bahamas is, but the one in the Bahamas is not the one in the pasta.

EDIT:
Actually, I can’t even find anything on an unfinished Disney project in the Bahamas. This is the closest thing. And it’s in Florida.

That’s what I just stated.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

Originally posted by TheFacelessOne:
Originally posted by DiablosDeAngel:

I had my fun ruined by a party pooper, now it’s time for me to go emo.

Oh God you have got to be kidding me.

What do they call them in Norway? JAADJRJRTURMYMDEUTZAL?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can admins see whispers?

Admins can see PMs and whispers. Not sure about mods

 

Topic: Off-topic / Why does everything i post get removed?

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Topic: Off-topic / Was There An Actual Mowgli's Palace?

Originally posted by Roki123:

might be real.

It IS real, but everything the author of the Creepypasta made up was fabricated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Was There An Actual Mowgli's Palace?

Fix your damned title capitalization, and yes there is a closed down unfinished construct down in the Bahamas that the locals called ’Mowgli’s Paradise’ at one point. It was pretty much supposed to be a new Discovery Island, but Disney said “fuck it” and stopped its construction. Rumors are that they might either try again or they’ll sell the bought land and facilities off to someone else. Forgot what it actually IS called, but the author got his inspiration from Discovery Island rather than the actual Emerald Island property.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:
Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

All I get is creepypasta

Then chances are that it isn’t real.

I did, however, find that Mowgli is the name of the kid from The Jungle Book.

It’s a real property, the actual park just never got constructed fully

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BRUCE LEE CONSPIRACY

There’s a statue of Bruce Lee in Bosnia.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "slender-man" doesnt exist

He exists.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rather eat a carton of cigarettes or plug 2kg of meth?

Eat them? What fucking planet did you come from?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zombie Question

Originally posted by EPR89:
Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate2:

I think the Zombie body wouldn’t be able to support the baby, and the baby would die.

Evidence points to a different outcome.

Lionsgate copyright striked the video

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate vs Newgrounds

Newgrounds is fucking awful 10/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Continents

HarryPotter-land

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Continents

Sealand

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lucid Dreaming

I once had a dream I was a banana. The banana turned out to be me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Act as your avatar

“OI CRIKEY MATE WE’RE GONNA START A FIRE IN THE OUTBACK WITH SOME TWIGS AND MAGICAL ROCKS THIS EPISODE.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Beliefs of Off-Topic [CLOSED]

I accidentally selected Sikhism

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your views on Bronies

They’re horse fucking versions of feminists.
Common dialogue:
1:“HEY LOOK I WATCH A KIDS’ SHOW I’M SPECIAL!”
2:“Shut the fuck up, no one cares.”
1:“YOU’RE JUST A HATUR HATR HATUR HATE MONGERER FAGGOT.”
2:“I’m leaving.”
1:“WHAT A FUCKING COWARD PEACE PEACE RIGHT HERE M8s.”
3:“HAH YEAH PONIES UNITE I WANT TO BE A HOIRS E TWHEN I GROW UP11”
They tend to be between the ages of 7-16.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I killed my father

My mother beats my mother too. Feels bro, feels.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP Xprostar

Originally posted by listle6:

There’s a nice amount of blacks (3?) on this forum that don’t get banned.

That’s because they’re really Caucasian.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had the chance to go to the Moon or Europe

I’m already on the moon, so I’ll go to Europe.