Recent posts by reaper765 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

I actually work at a county fair every year, we mostly have teddy bears but we have a few huge prizes like flatscreen TVs, but to get those your ticket has to be “1000” because that means you can pick any prize. It was kind of funny when one kid get 1000 and immediately pointed to pne of the smaller bears. Her dad quickly stopped her and I think she cried, this was years ago though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by FlyingCat:
Originally posted by reaper765:

You ever regret something immediately after buying it? I’m not sure if I’m going to like my new shirts with Kim-Jong-Un playing basketball with “Best Basketball” in Korean.

How much did it cost?

6 dollars.

 
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You ever regret something immediately after buying it? I’m not sure if I’m going to like my new shirts with Kim-Jong-Un playing basketball with “Best Basketball” in Korean.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by RandomTurtle:

[Don’t worry guys I fixed the setting]

You’ve made Jimbo happy beyond belief, you’re a good man.

 
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What? What are you doing here? You’re on my shit about being here. What are you doing here? What do you have behind your-that’s a trombone!

 
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What’s behind your back?
What are you doing out here anyway?

 
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What’s behind your back?

 
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I just had to, ya know, come back and uh…

 
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So?

 
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Yeah?

 
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Oh I just, uh, I think I forgot somethin’ Just, ya know

 
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Wha? Hey, wh-what’s happenin’?

 
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Fuck you, he’s a Canadian hero.

 
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What’s the opinion on mental illness where you guys live? For me, I’ve noticed people tend to self-diagnose themselves online because they view some illnesses as desirable, I do not see this where I live because of how negative mentally ill people are viewed.

There was a group of about 5 Special-Ed kids in our school, one of them had a very severe illness and he would constantly make this noise, it sounded like he was just yelling E over and over again. People would constantly make fun of him, including teachers. After he came in to deliver the newspaper one day the Chemistry teacher smirked and said “Would anyone like to buy a vowel?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

I’m not positive if I have a passport or a birth certificate and my SIN is under my bed somewhere. I keep everything important in Chapter 11 of John Dies at the End

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

I didn’t really care how accurate they were, the people I ripped the names from are from said countries so that’s usually good enough for me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

It’s actually a Latvian first name and a Lithuanian last name apparently.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

As soon as you said initials I thought “KGB” without looking. No one has picked up on where all my character’s names come from.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

That KKK thing might be a bit of a stretch.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Le Voyage Des Ames [Sign-Ups]

Name: Kristers “Kaspar” Kasparaitis

Gender: Male

Age: 31

Appearance: Kristers is a terrifying looking human, standing somewhere around 6’6 with dark, piercing eyes and crooked nose. He has short dark hair with a short beard to match. Kristers’ left arm is very badly burned, which actually destroyed most of his tattoos on his arm, leaving an even uglier mess of flesh and ink. His other arm, chest and neck are covered in tattoos. He wears a standard chef’s uniform, minus the ridiculous looking hat.

Occupation: Cook

Reason For Being Aboard: Employee

Talents(If Any): Cooking, swearing

Vices(If Any): Swearing, drug-addled, gambler, angry, alcoholism, callous, disloyal, hedonistic, hypocritical, perverted, reckless, selfish, spiteful, disrespectful

How Successful Do You Consider Yourself?: 2

Biography: Kristers was born in Lithuania (although he tells people he’s from Russia, because no one cares about Lithuania) and moved to America at a young age, his family quickly falling into poverty. He bounced around from job to job but usually wound up resorting to petty crimes to fuel a nasty drug habit. At some point he got a job as a cook, for whatever reason he was extremely good at this, but he would always inevitably be fired for showing up to work fucked up on ketamine and starting a fire.

He traveled between Canada, Mexico and the U.S picking up many different cooking styles (and committing many felonies along the way.) He applied for a job on a a cruise ship that could be described as the opposite of luxury, while his many addictions was somewhat of a hindrance, his effectiveness could not be denied. Kristers was a failure at everything else in his life, but he was a savant when it came to the high-pressure atmosphere of a kitchen. At some point, there was a terrible accident which left Kristers’ left arm terribly burned from wrist to elbow. Somehow, through sheer bullshittery he acquired a job on the Pacific Paradise.
[Had a migraine and it was 2 in the morning, this is all over the place.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Signups & Discussions] [Signups Always Open]

I’ll be out of town for a while, just let Kania follow Jimbo around and assist him in doing Jimbo things and/or wagon shenanigans.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [RP] Trux Terraru (Sign-Ups and discussion) (Sign-ups Still open)

Name: Kimmo “Frost-Fang” Taraveinen
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Alignment: Abhinc
Starting Town: Sitiacus Tribe
Weapon of Choice: Axe
Equipment:
- One large bow with a full quiver of arrows laced with a variety of poisons.
- An ancient looking axe.
- A large wolf tooth hung around his neck which allows him to summon a large wolf to follow him around. When the wolf is killed it takes some time until he can summon him again.

Appearance: Kimmo is a very large man, standing at 6’7 and weighing somewhere around 300 pounds. Kimmo has long black hair, deep green eyes. His body is very muscular and covered in many gruesome looking scars. He wears worn leather clothes.
Bio: Kimmo was born to a smaller tribe whose name has been wiped from history. The tribe was very reclusive, never venturing out of their modest borders but were feverish warriors and would attack any trespassers. The tribe also engaged in slight cannibalism, which made them pariahs among neighboring tribes. At some point his tribe was attacked, due to the other tribes fearing their savage nature.

When the other tribes attacked, Kimmo showed his true nature, him and his wolf taking the life of almost two dozen tribals. He fought until he couldn’t, and when he finally succumbed to his wounds his opponents decided not to execute him, as they did with the rest of his friends and family, but instead sell him into slavery, someone of Kimmo’s abilities would fetch a pretty penny as a pit fighter.

Kimmo gained fame and renown as a brutal fighter and soon became a crowd favourite. He somehow picked up the nickname “Frost-Fang”, which he doesn’t understand where it came from, something about slaying a giant in the Icefields or some other such nonsense. Kimmo has killed many men in the pit, and he is close to winning his freedom.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Death Count: 1] [Signups Always Open]

Kania Thyssen

They both disappear into the ground just as my sword bites into the dirt, the energy from it being released and creating a small explosion of electricity and fire to surround me.
“Goddammit!” I growl in anger, having let them get away. My head snaps towards the remaining woman that Babatunde was fighting. I pull my sword from the dirt and turn my sights on her. Her back was to me as I began closing the distance, hoping to drive my sword through her back.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals [Game Thread] [Death Count: 1] [Signups Always Open]

[Man, pianos are loud when they break, I fucked one up with a sledgehammer one day at work.]
Kania Thyssen

The first bullet deflects off my shield, I know it cannot handle much more, perhaps not even another strike. No matter, I was within striking distance of the stunned woman, one swing of my blade and I’d sever her head from her shoulders. She dodged away clumsily, a stupid idea, it would serve to only prolong her life for just a moment. It hit me that she wasn’t dodging me, but something else, I sensed something large falling from the sky towards me. I dive clumsily and desperately out of the way, hitting the ground hard as a piano smashes into the dirt.
“What the fuck?” I say in a perplexed voice.

Babatunde’s magic washed over me once again and I became invisible to their eyes. I quickly climb to my feet and begin a sprint at the woman and the man that was inexplicably hugging her now. I leap onto the broken piano and use it to boost my ump once again, with my sword in a downward position, hoping to impale one of them. My sword shot to life with a mix of fire and electricity which revealed myself to them but I didn’t care, this woman was starting to agitate me and she will suffer.

 
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Woah, why? I guess I’m too profane.