Recent posts by kirbyviper93 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Day the meme died

If Rick Astley died, I would say, “Well, looks like he gave us up and let us down.”


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Topic: Off-topic / Boredom.

I suggest you change your title to “come here to get free posts!”.

Isn’t all posting free anyway?

Now then, when I’m bored I usually find a game to play. I mean, I DO have an account on a flash game site. I also surf the Nintendoland forums since I’m just that much of a nerd.

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Topic: Off-topic / Saddest song U ever Heard?

I’ll throw one out there. Hate Me, by Blue October.

“Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you…

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you…"

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Topic: Off-topic / How Do You Get Respected On Kongregate Forums?

Honestly, guys, it all boils down to that simple lesson we’re taught from the time we’re 5 or 6 years old: the Golden Rule. Treat others how you want to be treated. If you respect others, whether it’s on a forum, or in real life, others will start to respect you.

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Topic: Off-topic / If you had one power?

Power: Flying.

Reason: It would make getting around so much easier. (And no bumping into people in the halls at school!)

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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

So I’m a long time Kongregate user, and and old Off-Topic Forumgoer as well. I guess I’ll stick around again this time, but we’ll see how that goes.

Kongregate Name: kirbyviper93

Real Name: Cary J. (last name deleted for privacy’s sake)

Location: Indiana, USA

Occupation: Student

Age: 15

Gender: Male


Hobbies: Video games, Kongregate, webcomics (I recommend Questionable Content, xkcd, Sam and Fuzzy, Little Gamers, and Apterax Inc., although I follow more)

Favorite Writer: Orson Scott Card (author of the Ender series.)

Favorite Band/Musician: Ludo, Broken Social Scene, Hinder

Favorite Song: varies from day to day, but currently it is Last Kiss Goodbye, by Hinder

Favorite Musical Instrument: Drums

Likes: Flash games, anything Nintendo, music, cool vocal harmony, singing harmony, doing whatever

Dislikes: morons, my little brothers, psycho stalker girls, faux psycho stalker girls

Favorite Game genre: Action/Adventure

Game Systems: 2 Wiis, Gamecube, N64

Online Gaming History: Newgrounds (not anymore), Kongregate

Gaming History: I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life. My grandma had an SNES and I always used to play The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past. Then we got an N64 when I was 3, and I’ve been a Nintendo nerd ever since. I now own two Wiis and I’m currently mastering Guitar Hero World Tour on the drums.

Kongregate Found where? : I was looking for another place to play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and this was the first thing that came up.

Favorite game: Guitar Hero World Tour

Favorite Kong Game: Picross Quest, Picross Forever

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Topic: Off-topic / Coolest Name/Last Name/Username

I think my old RP name is pretty awesome. Although that it is derived from my own username might have something to do with that.

First Name: Kirby
Last Name: Viperion
Nickname: Sevens
Full Name: Kirby “Sevens” Viperion

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Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest

Hey, good job keeping the Caption Contest alive, marh. ;-)

And yeah, post another picture, I wanna do some captions.

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Topic: Off-topic / Throw Something on the next poster!

wow, I haven’t been in the off-topic forums in months.

throws pandafrenzy at the next poster

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Topic: Kongregate / Zilch impossible

From some of the awards on Zilch that I’ve heard of (i.e. making a game last 100 turns AND WINNING Dx), an impossible badge wouldn’t be too far off. I’m all for it, it’s another impossible badge for me to fail at getting! =D

(signs petition)

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Topic: Off-topic / Why does off topic suck now?

Now? What do you mean now? It’s sucked the whole time! =P

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Topic: Off-topic / Monty Python's Flying Circus

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Even better:

“No one expects the Spanish Inquisi-” (credits roll) “oh, bugger.”

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Topic: Off-topic / Headdesk vs. facepalm

Headdesk, of course.

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Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh You Lose

Blasphemy, Ideas, and Reality all made me lose.

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Topic: Off-topic / Interest generating subject title

Dude, you’ll never guess…

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [game] Games trivia!!!

Ultra sonic? idk…

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Topic: Kongregate / Do you like the Kongregate staff?

The Emily Greer one is gonna be my new avvy! XD

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Topic: Off-topic / dear arcane and players im sorry

Damn, I’m gone for 2 days, and the Off-Topic forum degenerates into spam and flame wars? =P (EDIT: Well, okay, I realize it was moved to the Off-Topic forums from the SD forums, but still.)

What I don’t understand is, why do people do stuff like this? Don’t they have anything better to do, like eating baby salads, or going bowling?

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Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest- Updated July 6th

And remember, guys, if you have a picture you think might be funny, send me the link, and if it gets used, you get another point.

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Topic: Off-topic / Caption Contest- Updated July 6th


3rd Place: Badd

Electrified Blue and Red: DON’T TASE ME BRO!

2nd Place: unproductive

It’s a little known fact that the best way to deal with Spartans is to throw buckets of water over them.

1st Place: zigma

The people in this picture learned one thing today, don’t shoot a time freeze button.

The next picture…

Wario: This is all part of my cunning trap to lull Link into a false sense of security! Yeah, that’s it!

Link: Keeeep telling yourself that, Wario.

BTW, sorry it’s been so long since an update, I’ve had a lot to do.

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Topic: Off-topic / leaving kong and not comeing back

Well, damn, I’m away for a while and I miss one of my buddies leaving.

Cya cosmo, I look forward to when you come back.

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Topic: Off-topic / Whats in your pocket?

My cellphone.

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Topic: Off-topic / 10 reasons why Off-Topic fails. (Necrobumped)

I was already planning on deleting my mafia game after it’s finished. I don’t know what that’ll do to help, but I will.

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Topic: Off-topic / Kong's Quote list!

skyboy: give me one sex.

LMAO, I’ve done that before. Typing in the dark FTL.

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Topic: Off-topic / Worst Reason for a Grounding

I have a friend who routinely gets grounded for no reason at all.

As far me, I don’t get grounded.