Recent posts by KingFresh on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Your favourite Sci-Fi TV show

The X-Files

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi confirmed for racist

Just because this is fitting nigga

Topic: Off-topic / So this one random woman said hi to me on the street...

Originally posted by aguspal:

I was like WTF? I think I knew her from somewhere… I just simpy replied and went to my house as I was before this. A complete stranger saludated me for no reason, but I THINK I knoe her… what should I do, this is weird I need help from pros.

She obviously wants the D you know what to do.

Topic: Off-topic / What will you do if you woke up as your opposite gender?

I would play with myself.

Topic: Off-topic / Running out of babynames????

if its a girl name her watermeloniquisha

Topic: Off-topic / how come black people always have round haircuts

As long as this mullet stuff we got from white people doesn’t come back I will be alright with my round haircut.

Topic: Off-topic / Scroll Thing On Mouse

Originally posted by igotnousername:

just grab a screwdriver and open it up. then clean the insides.

This be a man.

Topic: Off-topic / "how to catch a predator"

Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Never heard of it.
What’s it about?

pedophiles on the internet get tricked into visting a little kid that doesn’t exist and they get exposed on national TV

That’s entrapment.

Topic: Off-topic / I am SO tired of tall people

Just ask them how the weather is up there surefire way to piss them off.

Topic: Off-topic / You can remove one thing from the world.

Black people.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Yzma is sexy I like it.

Topic: Off-topic / Hey /OT/, what's your opinion on pork rinds?

In the nigga community pork rinds are a delicacy I love them.

Topic: Off-topic / why r titles getting bananaed

Originally posted by Draconavin:

Bananas?

In pajamas?

Thank you based god :*( that and the was my shit.

Topic: Off-topic / Reese Witherspoon got arrested

She’s Irrelevant

Topic: Off-topic / drugs you have done

Marijuana, Crack, and Sizzurp.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you do if you run out of toilet paper, and you are home alone?

I survive I go outside into the woods and use leaves.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Super Rolby 64 Thread

Originally posted by spoofdebris:

Here’s a little preview of the soundtrack I’m working on.
Give me feedback pls.

The based god would shed a tear

Topic: Off-topic / Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Probably some pervert so my guess it was MFT.

Topic: Off-topic / Chocolate Bars.

I haven’t had chocolate since Halloween but if I had a favorite probably Milky Way.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever had one of your relatives mentally ill?

All my first cousins are mentally ill or were at one point I was the only one born normal.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your spirit animal

I’m a Chicken.

Topic: Off-topic / What was the last living thing that touched your penis?

Originally posted by racecar:

Now I know that you’re lying. Had you said that you had nothing to prove, than maybe I’d think I was mistaken.

Go wank into your underpants.

I love me some Jill!

Topic: Off-topic / What was the last living thing that touched your penis?

Originally posted by racecar:

You know what? I don’t even believe you that you had sex. The real world doesn’t operate like that, you can go around picking and choosing which girls to have sex with solely based on their weight. You have to treat a girl like a person to get into her pants.

That works with a Woman but if shes a ho none of what you said even matters.

Topic: Off-topic / What was the last living thing that touched your penis?

Originally posted by racecar:

Originally posted by KingFresh:

1 month ago I was drunk fucked a fat girl.

You don’t need to throw in that you were drunk, there’s nothing wrong with a girl just because she’s fat.

I wouldn’t of fucked/touched her if I was sober.

Topic: Off-topic / My Cousin Is Gay