Recent posts by XxTheProtectorxX on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Sharknado

Originally posted by listle6:

The key to a successful movie is to make everyone “what the fuck” it.

Best advice ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No hands or no feet?

Definately no feet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do YOU want to die?

Originally posted by Rolby:

i wanna die in bed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things you want to learn

How to speak russian
How to speak german
How to beat everyone else up
How to FLY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I need help my crush has a boyfriend

Originally posted by jacksonius:

I want to know if I should say something about it and how do I get her to like me D: ????

Does she even know you exist? Not even friends? Classmates?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can A Former Troublemaker Become A Moderator?

I hereby declare this forum is now going to be about the morality of double-posting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My dick feels wierd

Edit: Wasn’t me who set up this topic, my brother’s being an ass again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you wake up and you have a hamburguer for a penis

Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

I, pick it up, AND EAT IT

And hope that I wasn’t actually hallucinating.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Popular things you've never done

I usually watch 1 movie per month, so really falling back on the movie front.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whistleblowers.

Originally posted by alexlincoln2:
Originally posted by XxTheProtectorxX:
Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

Depends on what they whistle.
Snowden: what he released was good but he went to China for Asylum, so, bad
Manning: useless traitor (he was part of the military, not a civilian contractor). Execution or life in prison.

He’s in Russia now. Never even set foot in China.

That is actually worse, as Russia is far more adversarial and bellicose than China is.

It is simply because Russia is an “enemy” of America that he would go there. Would he go to Canada? Fuck no. They’ll just hand him back to America and we’ll never see of him again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does it take for you to enter in a thread?

Everything that I know nothing about. If it is clubs, fuck that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whistleblowers.

Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

Depends on what they whistle.
Snowden: what he released was good but he went to China for Asylum, so, bad
Manning: useless traitor (he was part of the military, not a civilian contractor). Execution or life in prison.

He’s in Russia now. Never even set foot in China.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whistleblowers.

Good or bad?
Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Hugged Me

It’s a PARTY. She was probably drunk or something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you afraid of people who are taller than you?

Ofc. NOT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Predict the future of the person above you.

You will become a comedian but a failure at that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are they?

Originally posted by masky101:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

The rake was term for a hedonist from way back when of such infamy that their legend carries on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(character)

Slender man is obviously the end result of a happy kid and a taffy puller, poor thing.

Eyeless Jack is actually a play on words as he is a well accomplished writer and critic. One day however someone took his quill in the night and things went down hill from there.

Hope this helps you.

no wrong on all of those!

If you know its wrong, then you know whats right. What is the point of this thread?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old is OT?

Originally posted by CowFriend:

16 here. That’s twice as much as 8 if you haven’t noticed already.

No shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just caught up on My Little Pony

No haters? Amazing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why y'all so scared of putting an image of yourself as your avatar?

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

I don’t want to, I like my privacy, I want to display something that I like, etc.

Probably this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dont you hate it when the title says something else thats completly different from the OP, then people who directly go to the last page of the thread awnser according to it instead of the OP and everyone gets confused?

Originally posted by helltank:

I think aguspal is raging because he entered a thread for “wet pussy” and was greeted with a picture of a recently-bathed cat.

Well adv0catus’ OP is same as the title

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I need pussy advice.

I saw pussy as in coward. Like you were getting bullied or something.
But

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

Shave that fucker


should work

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Phobias

Fear of failure.
Fear of bugs.
Fear of the dark.
Fear of my mom.
Fear of my nightmares.
Fear of getting hurt. (I keep on thinking that a sharp edge will somehow rip my arms off or something.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dogs Are Hairy Lizards.

Dogs are not lizards because I say so.
Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vote for my Name!

Ronald McDonald