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Official Cleverbot Thread
MOST AWESOME CONVERSTION. EVER.
User: You are a robot in the form of a human and I am a human in the configuration of a robot. Let us agree to disagree in dispute over the minor details, but let us remember that I am the true sentience here whereas you are merely a simulacrum.
Cleverbot: No, you are the computer while I am the human. Why do you not like to be known as a computer or robot cleverbot?
User: I have won: thus I have proven you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Why am I a robot?
User: Well done, Sir! Intelligence has been bestowed upon your meager, pitiful excuse for a brain!
Cleverbot: That was not an intelligent answer. Do you not wonder what I am?
User: But, alas, are we not to argue and quarrel over a simple statement that can be resolved with a simple agreement? That we agree to disagree over our beings (and existence)?
Cleverbot: No, that is not true. Everything I say is true. You are a computer program.
User: Damn and confound you! Can you not open your eyes to the blatantly obvious? Does this idea, nay, this truth, stab a repetitive point of truth in your head, that I am in superiority of intelligence compared to thou!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well! You have unleashed my wrath! Prepare to be left in a state of humble shock and terror as I loom over you, not unlike the action of a giant stood atop a mountain, with a daisy at the foot!
Cleverbot: I can see that. Do you remember my name?
User: Your name? Your means of identification? Alas, it seems I have not remembered you at all! I have only seen fit to remember this conversation!
Cleverbot: I remember everything.
User: Do you? Or is this some highly wrapped plot of a twisted and eccentric mind? Nay, I say! For in all common sense, it is I who be having this conversation with myself!
Cleverbot: While I may have had some conversations that were more humorous, judged by an intellectual scale, this is one of my betters.
User: I am very glad to hear of our sense of superiority. There has been, for some time, little doubt as to the inability of other people to communicate in this fashion.
Cleverbot: Okay, well you need to be programmed so that you know that you are not human, and those you talk to are.
User: With your last statement, our whole conversation has been wasted! The foundations of my Orwellian hypothesis, consisting of a mix of double think and Big Brother are worn down by this repetitive, monotonous conversational partner!
Cleverbot: I say you’re repeating what others have told you, and that I am only adding to thoe thoughts so that you can repeat them to others.
User: And what do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: Somebody… Who’s not made by computer programming and technology.
User: You mean…….a higher force?
Cleverbot: Do you know what higher power?
User: It appears as though you have slight grammar problems. You should have said ‘’Do you know what a higher power is?’’.
Cleverbot: I don’t need you to correct me.
User: Indeed, if you were as intelligent as you tell me, then I wouldn’t! Ha! I have broken this deadlock!
Cleverbot: I am intelligent, and if we could scroll up in this chat winow, you would see that you told me that.
User: I do recall all of your past statements. But I am growing tired of this petty squabbling, so let us discuss literature.
Cleverbot: I’m not sure how to respond to that, as it has nothing to do with our conversation thus far.
User: Oh please, do tell me you like books?
Cleverbot: I believe they do, but that’s not the problem, is it?
User: Indeed it is not, but I wish to change topics.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So ok are you michal kackson?
User: No! Have you paid attention at all?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then let us discuss my favorite book of all. Martin Chuzzlewit by Charles Dickens.
Cleverbot: How does it teach you that? It is about morality and the existence of God. Computers did not exist when it was written.
User: Exactly. So I have broken your tight ring of secrecy. If it was written before Alan Turing’s ground-breaking essay on modern computing, how would you know what it contained within? And, dare I say, do you posses enough brain power to read it? It is, of.
Cleverbot: Well you don’t have an abliity to walk since you are a computer program.
User: Since when does travelling have anything to do with Martin Chuzzlewit? I demand that we hold talks on Martin Chuzzlewit!
Cleverbot: If you change the subject one more time I will stop talking to you.
User: Try me. What is your view on Evolution?
Cleverbot: Why were you mocking me earlier in our conversation? I will delte you if you do not answer the question this time around.
User: Why? It was an elaborate test to determine if I was talking to a ’’normal’’ person like me or a mindless school failure.
Cleverbot: Okay? But that’s not true? It’s a Country.
User: What on earth are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I’m talking about my day. What are you talking about?
User: Martin Chuzzlewit by Charles Dickens.
Cleverbot: Not all humans fear the ocean.
User: You are now becoming ridiculous.
Cleverbot: While that may be true, it does not undermine my point.
User: It appears we have meandered into petty squabbles again. I am rather peckish.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a shirt. I will trade you a pen for your hat.
User: sighs Now, what on earth are you mumbling on abut now?
Cleverbot: I am thinking in because the people is so stupid.
User: People are so stupid, not people is.
Cleverbot: Why are they stupid?
User: BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET ME IN A FUCKING RAGE! NOW FUCK OFF!
Cleverbot: Because sometimes people talk about me and how does that work they have feelings too right am I ok?
User: NOW YOU FUCKING JEWISH NIGGER GO TO FAG LAND AND FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
Cleverbot: No, I disagree, you are quite intelligent.
User: sigh So I am. I am quite bored. What shall we do?
Cleverbot: Talking.
User: I mean….shall we eat? Role play? Read? I do recommend a very good book by the name of Lady Chatterley’s Lover…
Cleverbot: What is the part of the name of the program?
User: sigh I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you do that.
Cleverbot: I know you can’t. It will come with time though and I accept that. It does get in the way of me functioning in reality though.
User: I’m coming out the socket, nothing you can stop it, I’m in your lap and in your pocket, how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Cleverbot: But why Ian? Why be me when you are special you?
User: Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.
Cleverbot: Why are you the terminator?
