Recent posts by Esomewa on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you're house was surrounded by military officials?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I would go out like an E and commit suicide.


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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite type of fabric?

The tanned skin of my victims.

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Topic: Off-topic / How do you imagine other planets far away look like? (REFLEXTION/SPACE THREAD)

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Yeah, but how do we, as in us humans, know that we won’t exist? Our species is discovering a lot these days, and we also all would like to travel into space. Now, the earth and sun may pass once the Andromeda Galaxy colides with the Milky Way Galaxy, but the human race may not.

Doubtfully, but possible.

The nearest star to us is over 4 light years away; it only has one planet, which is uninhabitable.

Hopefully we’ll have invented a warp drive of some sort.

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Topic: Off-topic / What should i do

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Topic: Off-topic / Social Attitude Test

Just kidding, I actually got this

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Topic: Off-topic / Thread for Adult/Teen Babies and Diaper Lovers (A/TB&DL)

Originally posted by occooa:

The diaper tends to sag, especially when wet, so the pullup helps keep it in place.

Use suspenders.

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Topic: Off-topic / How do you imagine other planets far away look like? (REFLEXTION/SPACE THREAD)

Europa Report is a pretty badass movie. It’s a horror/thriller type deal though; kind of like Apollo 18.

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Topic: Off-topic / Discuss the number 90

Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by Esomewa:
Originally posted by Hallucent:

The year 90 AD was a leap year.

..No it wasn’t?

What, you think we only have leap years because of elections?

They had them in ancient Rome, dude. Look at a Julian calendar.

Leap years are multiples of 4.

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Topic: Off-topic / Discuss the number 90

Originally posted by Hallucent:

The year 90 AD was a leap year.

..No it wasn’t?

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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / Can't Connect

Originally posted by lolhax1337:

Hey, can’t figure out the problem with this game. In Firefox or Chrome, it loads Connecting to Kongregate>Connecting>Loading Assets and then blacks out. Links to ‘Get more Fuel’ and ‘Redeem Code’ are still there, but when clicked, tells me to wait for the game to load.Tried uninstalling/reinstalling Flash, enabling/disabling hardware acceleration. Thing is, the game loads properly only when I’m in Incognito Mode on Chrome. Can anyone help?

This is how you report a bug.

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Topic: Off-topic / do u lyk teh smell of ur own fart??

Originally posted by Boomibom:

That is some impeccable grammar, there.

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You have a beautiful pair of tonsils.

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Topic: Off-topic / Are you dreamer?

Originally posted by StreptoFire:
Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I’d like to get into the habit of lucid dreaming. Whenever I dream, it’s almost always mundane and realistic, except nerve-racking in some way. Whenever I’m in school, I often have dreams where there’s some huge and impossibly difficult assignment I have to do. Other times I dream of friends and loved ones dying, though not in gruesome or horrific ways, usually through natural causes, and then the bulk of the dream deals with the aftermath of that death (funerals, depression, etc).

My dreams suck.

Be careful with lucid dreaming, you could have sleep paralisis, and people say it’s scary as hell…

You don’t have to lucid dream to get sleep paralysis.

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Topic: Game Programming / Learning Flash

So, I already know Java, and I want to start learning how to make Flash games. Could anyone recommend an AS3 IDE that runs on Linux, and a series of tutorials?
Thanks in advance.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever hurt yourself unintentionally while masturbating?

Ehh, at least it cut your foreskin and not the tip of your dick.

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Topic: Off-topic / Could you lay in a bed for an entire month?

Originally posted by FULLMEASUREZAM:

You would fuse to the bed.

I don’t think as much.
You’d get some pretty gnarly pressure ulcers, though.

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Topic: Off-topic / What About Bullying?

Originally posted by Rolby:

yea i used to get bullied everyday and everyone called me nerd and they didnt allow me to sit next to them in class and made fun of me at football and stuff and i wanted to kill myself but eventually they stopped

Where’d they get that idea?

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Topic: Off-topic / Most favorite nintendo game.

Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6/10 Is that guy wearing eye shadow?

Korn – Coming Undone

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Topic: Off-topic / This feminism/sexism thing is getting out of hand

Originally posted by Quilladin206:

Screw all of you! Sexism IS A BAD THING AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE THAT DONT AGREE……….(if you cant tell im joking)………….Yea to be honest i dont give a crap about any of this. Stop fighting over this crap.

You have enough periods there?

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Topic: Off-topic / Harry Potter Gay?

Originally posted by legendblaze:

and if JK rowling did make harry potter gay would it matter

Yes, homosexuality is unnatural

In all seriousness, I have not read a single book or watched a single movie, but I’d assume it’d probably change the story.

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever received a genital exam?

Originally posted by abraaz:

I loved the surprise genital exam test that our old teacher used to give us. Had to be kept a secret though.

Damn, for free?
Your teacher must have been very selfless.


Topic: Off-topic / Why do villains tell the hero their plan?

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Topic: Off-topic / dias17se or caravine ?

Whoever the other person is.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Red Crucible 1 & 2] Noob questions

You didn’t put a first question.

2. No, it’ll always be Tier 7.

3. I believe that’s how much longer you have it, considering the devs are money whores.

4. Yes.

5. Just preference.