Recent posts by TwistedCakez on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Guilty Pleasure Songs)

Whats Up? – 4 Non Blondes (HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Suggest me a good game for Android?

What type of shitty phone do you even have?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >Hello my fellow colleagues

>tips fedora

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I survived cancer

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Welcome back, and remember, life is like a game; Don’t died

Is this how retarded I looked to everyone back when I made english gramar fails?

No, this is how stupid you look now.
You looked like a legitimate retard back then.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic Simulator: Shitposting Edition

penis lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Suggest me a good game for Android?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Do you seriously believe that I dont know you can edit posts?

How can you even GET to that conclusion?

You said so yourself…

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:

>says he is ignoring
>quotes whole post

lol

Yeah that admitidly looked stupid but I cant erase the mistake.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Suggest me a good game for Android?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:

>says he is ignoring
>quotes whole post

lol

Yeah that admitidly looked stupid but I cant erase the mistake.

You are completely and utterly helpless.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Friend Stole My Girlfriend

Face him in a game of Roshambo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP USA 1666-2014

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Rolby:

Bro u can get in jail for saying this lol

lol yea its a sad thing u cant have freedom of speech in a free country such as mine (which is free unlike usa)

Freedom of Speech ≠ Freedom of Consequences

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by overfrost:

Happy Easter! I love Non sequiturs.

Yeah, happy blazing day everyone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou ADMITTED he thought Gardevoir was sexy

3 pages pls

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Guilty Pleasure Songs)

1996

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by adv0catus:

TC, you’re welcome for the doc that me and Mystery made.

Thanks.

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

Oh, and thanks to BR, adv0, and MysteryMason, I have a load of info straight from your past I get to talk to you about.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

So I’m just going to say this now, before the topic quickly fades.

(Warning: Incoming Wall of Text)

Dev, I have two words for you. Fuck. Off.

Empathy is for feeling what other people feel, not feeling sad for them, as said in your horrible explanation of yourself, and reasons for being disliked. I honestly couldn’t give two shits about what you did until now, but you have really just crossed the line of stupidity, and may I say it myself, empathy towards us. You have no idea what it feels like to be constantly dragged through the shit you do. We literally have to decipher the true meaning of posts, due to them making little grammatical and logical sense when read, and feel what you feel through text. Not speaking, but text. Not to mention you feel we should forgive you for all the other stuff you did. You can’t simply expect us to forgive for spamming the forums, calling the FGFers terroists, and plain out ignore the rules of this foundation. You might say “Oh well, that was then, this is now, I’m different.” To fuck you’re not. In the past 24 hours, you have disrespecting any poster who doesn’t like you, or want you around. You have straight out insulted everyone’s intelligence for not feeling as empathetic as you. Oh, and thanks to BR, adv0, and MysteryMason, I have a load of info straight from your past I get to talk to you about.

You literally think anything you do can be done under whatever rules you say are. Not only that, but you have literally made you nexus shit a fucking cult. Don’t believe me? You reward people for bringing others in to your own forum. Linky for those interested Remember when I said you called people terrorists, that’s when you saw people didn’t like the Nexus back then. May I remind you, the “nexus” was a set of rules for your games to follow, but not just your games, it was a ruleset you made that required every game made and posted in FGF to follow and if not, you called them flat-out terrorists who wanted to break the rules. Don’t believe me?

Explain how I could ever have empathy for a disrespecting, racist, and nationalist motherfucker?

You might still be like “Well I never truly meant that.” To fuck you did.

You have accused everyone on FGF of the following:

Fascism
Elitism
Slandering
Hypocrisy
Fetishes (the attribution of religious or mystical qualities to inanimate objects)
And informing others of the dictatorship you are trying to install with it

May I also tell you you have never brought up any evidence to support your claims. Also, you might be saying “Wow thats total BS.” No, it’s not.

And don’t even try to fucking say you only did this on kong. If anyone has been as into this as me or Bloody, he has an entire website about it, and has been forcing Nexus onto 4chan and other websites.

Before I get to into the Nexus shit, I am not going to forgive you, and we never will. You will never truly understand why you were banned in the first place, because to don’t do what you preach. You disrespect others, but flat out DEMAND respect, or you continue to insult them on a personal level. This has been going for way to fucking long from you, dev. Before I finish though, you said in a forum post straight from your forum website “They [FGFers] won’t even honorably wage war, whether it’s appreciated or not, regardless the quality of the game, and even the slightest rejection of their laws will get you slammed down.” May I remind you that you did not reject the laws, you flat out destroyed them, and tried to put in place your own ruleset. You can’t go around to different websites, claim them as part of your “nexus” (forcefully, and without the consent of any other user, I might add), insult the ones that don’t do it, and then come back later expecting us to forgive. It’s long past that time.

Go ahead and raise our bounty a few million nex points, but just stay off of FGF.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

4/10

Fox Stevenson – Another Way Down

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you play games more if you won stuff for beating them?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by FULLMEASUREZAM:

you RACIST why won’t you let me sign up?

It’s because I’m .4% black isn’t it?

It’s slavery all over again!

>.4% black

what the fuck when did you come back

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Salty Sewers.

thats cum, not salt

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Only Bad Ashes use martial arts.
Your mothers use P90X

Also:

lel prtty cool amirite? xDDDD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wherez meh kredz?

Originally posted by HitmanPwner:

So when you sign up for Kongregate Plus, you’re supposed to get a free 50 kreds. THIS DID NOT HAPPEN! I demand meh kredz pls!

Except for you signed up January of last year. It was already given to you. You don’t get extra for renewing it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2013 - 44 Participants

inb4salvadoravehimselfourgifts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many times (*Do you think) you have looked at a thread but not post in it?

A lot. Mostly because I can tell it is going to be a shit-thread from the title.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Would you play games more if you won stuff for beating them?

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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Guilty Pleasure Songs)

Japanese Honeysuckle

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

only executioners use chainsaws
cooks use frying pans

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Majority Rules: A Social Experiment | ACTIVITY CHECK

Challenge 2: Team Scramble

“Since we have an odd number of players, it would be unfair for one team to have more players, so we will take part in another challenge.”

Rules
This challenge will take part with all players, with no teams. Every person has a paintball gun. You may choose to shoot somebody, shoot the air, or shoot yourself. The goal is to be the last person standing. You might be asking “Why would I shoot myself if I get eliminated for it?” If someone shoots you while you shoot yourself, they are eliminated. The person last standing will get to choose who gets eliminated from the game. Please PM me who you want to shoot by 4/21,