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Topic: Off-topic / I have 70 bucks to spend

Jewish parents

Topic: Off-topic / I am going to disappear

wow I really miss the terrible crow puns, I am CROWtally killing myslef now

Topic: Off-topic / The greatest day in the history of mankind.

Originally posted by Rolby:

best day of history was when we, dutch people, conquered manhattan.

I thought you were gonna say when your brothers crashed into the Twin Towers

Topic: Off-topic / In Avocation of Spam

SO PUNNY
lol jk terrible thread/5

Topic: Off-topic / Halo sucks it has BUTTHURT FEMINISTS

Originally posted by Cookie_Monstah88:

HALO IS AWESOME SO GO SIT IN A CORNER AND PLAY SOME LEAGUE OF RETARDS HATERS!!!!!!!!

Why do I have the feeling you just searched “Halo sucks” to say this

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8.3/10
Korpiklaani – Vodka

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

You do mention ponies practically everywhere though

Topic: Off-topic / The greatest day in the history of mankind.

Originally posted by riddleschool:

Originally posted by ritzfitzMFT:

9/11

the day your house set on fire and you had to call that number but were too dumb to hit the buttons OHHHH LOLZLZLZZLLZLZ

LMAO

Topic: Off-topic / My lips are dry, my gum sticks to my lips

Originally posted by riddleschool:

RIP OFF UR HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

Topic: Off-topic / OH MY GOD A TRIXIE EPISODE

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Pi Thread

Originally posted by GottaAskTheMan:

I only know the first five digits of Pi. :L

3.14159

that’s 6

Topic: Off-topic / >Playing Badwater

Originally posted by riddleschool:

ur moms bad water lolz

Topic: Off-topic / TROLLED

Originally posted by riddleschool:

you = mcdonalds = computer = not outside = fat

doesnt deserve to be posted by the great riddleschool = goodbye

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Topic: Off-topic / TROLLED

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

>BE ME
>AT MCDONALDS
>SIR, THAT WILL BE $1.06
>GIVE A DOLLAR BILL, A NICKEL AND A PENNY
>MAN SMILES BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO COUNT OUT CHANGE
>CONTINUE WITH MY DAY NORMALLY

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Topic: Off-topic / TROLLED

bump so more jimmies will become rust[le]d

Topic: Off-topic / Halo VS Call of Duty

Originally posted by Vondart:

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

CoD is worse in almost all aspects, but Halo isn’t good either.

Thing is, CoD is le stupid fundie BS. as an atheist, I am offended and feel that Halo gets more upvotes on le Reddit. just going to mention S[weed][ent] right here. anyways, i love cheetos and mountain dew, and gaben

>mfw le bootiful post

Topic: Off-topic / i Can't Sleep :(

fap

Topic: Off-topic / Your daily routine.

if you have a routine you’re a square ass nigga

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Pi Thread

Thank you. But when I read the title, I was hoping for a rap:
I’m an old-school atheist and I’m here to say,
As you flock to /r/atheism, I yell “Hooray!”
I’ve been doing this ish since before it was cool,
So let me take a quick moment to take y’all to school.
Disbelieving in god ain’t always the easiest,
But those fundie mothafuckas is truly the sleaziest.
It ain’t always easy, but it’s definitely worth it,
Because /r/atheism, you’re truly the shit.
Yo, if you believe in Islam
I’m here to tell you, sorry, you’re wrong.
I know you think that Allah is the bomb,
But mostly you’re deluded misogynist dongs.
And for all of you there who are my Christian bros,
Messin’ with your 12-year old alter boy “hos,”
We’re here to say your beliefs are whack
There ain’t no god and your pope’s a quack.
And finally, that brings me to my friends, the Jews.
Please don’t think we forgot about you.
Don’t believe that since you been around a little longer,
That your ideas on Yahweh ain’t wronger.
World-wide floods? Partin seas? A talking bush?
Sounds like OG stoners been smoking the kush.
So the next time you’re debating getting on your knees,
/R/atheism is here to beg you, please,
Try today, to just think for yourself.
It’s good for the world, and it’s good for your health.

Topic: Off-topic / So my iPod got stolen 2 days ago

Originally posted by Raelito:

Originally posted by BobTehStoner:

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Fuck apple.

There aren’t any good alternatives to the iPod though

Android master race

that’s a phone though, and they can’t hold as much

Topic: Off-topic / So my iPod got stolen 2 days ago

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Fuck apple.

There aren’t any good alternatives to the iPod though

Topic: Off-topic / What's the subject you most like/least hate?

Any PE class
or history