Recent posts by TheMagicalCrab on Kongregate

Topic: General Gaming / The Official Pokemon Friend Codes Thread

Since this isn’t in the master threads, I would like to open a thread for trading Pokemon friend codes. I’ve already beat the game, I have shinies and level one-hundreds. I’m on all the time, so we can trade/battle when ever. :)

Friend code: 3439 9102 9222
Name: Pedro

I’m ready when you are. :)

Topic: General Gaming / You Can Choose ONE Video Game Power To Have, From ANY Series. What Would It Be?

Falcon punch.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you believe in magic?

Originally posted by devourer359:

Magic must be real. If it wasn’t, Alex wouldn’t have the power to modify definitions.

Or I wouldn’t be magical. :(

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to try to go a month without fapping

Originally posted by MachinistWarrior:

THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!! REPORTED!!!

Reporting won’t help. I’m afraid the Mods fap, too.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you believe in magic?

Of course magic is real. After all, I’m TheMagicalCrab!

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to try to go a month without fapping

Originally posted by MachinistWarrior:

You are sad if you touch your wiener every day!!!!!!!!!!

So it’s disgusting if you fap everyday? I must be horrifying to you.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to try to go a month without fapping

Originally posted by Rich112:

If I went a month with out fapping i think I would die of lack of sleep. I fap every night so that I can sleep better

Now there’s an idea!

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to try to go a month without fapping

Originally posted by MachinistWarrior:

Fapping is disgusting!!!

I don’t see how, Fapping can be brilliant.

Topic: Off-topic / You are being attacked!

Well I guess I’ll be fighting ant people with a sandal.

Topic: Off-topic / Stupid Question.

I would rather put a pineapple in a bathrobe, so I could eat it later on.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm going to try to go a month without fapping

I wish you the best of luck! Not watching porn may be helpful.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

I like wolves.

Topic: Off-topic / </3 The new community feed thingy </3

What was it like before?

Topic: Off-topic / I guess you could say I'm a newshuckle...

Originally posted by xH34RTL3ss_S0ULx:

Can i steam you?
Then can i sell you?

Crab goes for alot of money where i live..

I’m better buttered.

Topic: Off-topic / Why do people find certain accents attractive?

Originally posted by Rigariga:

Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

Originally posted by Rigariga:

I have an accent

We all have an accent.

Well yeah, but in US an Essex accent sound different from everyone else. That’s what I meant, anyway.

Essex accents are sexy.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You seem to be nice.

Topic: Off-topic / I guess you could say I'm a newshuckle...

Well, hello OT. This is my first time on the OT. So hello, everyone. :)

Topic: Off-topic / If this were real, what would you do with it?

I would save it for the coming zombie apocalypse.