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Topic: Off-topic / I bought creatine today.

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn’t have any lunch. In fact, I didn’t eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn’t ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. “Mom, it’s just for a school project”. “What project?” “I don’t know mom I just started it!”. A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don’t want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don’t. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear “Do you want a cookie I just baked”. I know I do not have time for this shit now. “No mom I do not want a cookie” I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Attention trolls

some days i do too much PCP and I think the internet is real and the real world is the internet

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is more annoying to read?

i dont no
i tink each of dem haz dere pproblemz
and dey are eqwal
in there shitiyness
yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Smoke weed every day

A recent study conducted by the Institution For Investigative Injection Studies found that an unsettling amount of marijuana addicts, otherwise known as “weedheads,” were unable to comprehend basic English language skills. Scientists have discovered that the language comprehension portion of the brain, known as Wernicke’s area, appears to be completely dormant in people who “toke,” or shoot-up, marijuana.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft.. Anyone..? c:

minecraft is a disease

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The TRUTH about "weed"

A recent study conducted by the Institution For Investigative Injection Studies found that an unsettling amount of marijuana addicts, otherwise known as “weedheads,” were unable to comprehend basic English language skills. Scientists have discovered that the language comprehension portion of the brain, known as Wernicke’s area, appears to be completely dormant in people who “toke,” or shoot-up, marijuana.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Describe yourself

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Topic: Off-topic / GTA SA > GTA V

Originally posted by abraaz:

GTA V > SA

Justify your answer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GTA SA > GTA V

Debate me punks

 
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Topic: Off-topic / discuzz feelz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it weird I got aroused from hitting a wall?

you should only be turned on by married christians lightly cuddling with their clothes on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im being bollied please help

so these kids were saying that they were going to smoke weed so i told on them because weed is a very dangerous drug but they didnt get arrested for some reason i think the principal is being paid off by their cartel and now they are saying that they will kill me what do i do and they are also calling me mean names on the face book

 

Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft?

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Topic: Off-topic / I just noticed how small OT is.

Stupid!? You know what you’re looking at? Yeah, that’s right. Agnostic atheist with an IQ of 172 on the WAIS-IV scale. I’ve received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 8. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They’re already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I’m working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, except expanded — which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize.

You’ve allowed your mind to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here: the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably gifted at one point, but you spend your entire day looking at dumb pictures of cats. What’s worse is how you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It’s because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate you, and I have no doubt that if I ever met you in a debate I could smash your intellect beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is this story real?

A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!” At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid. “Hey, Professor, what is this?” The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy f****t. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?” “Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”. The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms. The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast. “That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is this story real?

A liberal ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known!”

At this moment, a brave Navy SEAL who had served 15 tours of duty stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock?”

The professor smirked arrogantly and replied “4.6 billion years. Idiot”

“Wrong. It’s 5,000 years old. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So I'm thinking about building a gaming PC

you need a beta stream dual core motherboard with 420 ultrabytes (uB) of Random Access RAM (RARAM)

you also need a good antiVirus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite sleeping pill?

ambien or diazepam?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Niceman factor

come on mate dont go on the internet while your tripping go outside and embrace mother nature

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Do you believe in global warming?

Originally posted by Twilight_Ninja:

Really, Social Synergy? There’s nothing in this thread that’s that hard to understand, and with a profile as pretentious as yours is, I certainly hope you’re just joking. Go sit down.

I repeat my question. Why won’t you put your posts through a word processor and spellcheck?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Do you believe in global warming?

Why can’t you put your posts through a wordprocessor and spellcheck? I am not the only one who finds decyphering your posts intensely irritating.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Miley Cyrus's New Song

Why can’t you put your posts through a wordprocessor and spellcheck? I am not the only one who finds decyphering your posts intensely irritating.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BioAid (iPhone hearing aid app)

PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW WORTHY THIS APPLICATION IS OF MY MONEY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kong text Help

These words are in bold. To compare, HTML bold requires quite a
few more keystrokes.

Check out our awesome site by clicking this
link.

Much easier to italicize with two characters than to use seven for
the same job!

This is a single block quote paragraph.
As long as there isn’t a blank line it will keep quoting.

But this new paragraph won’t be quoted.

However, if we use this notation,

then the next paragraph will be quoted too.

This will continue…

until we identify a normal paragraph with this symbol.

You can explain how use Textile with examples *in* _code_ ^symbols^ very
easily.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am the music defener

I am now know as “The Music Defener” cause of that day. Now everyone learns to never fuck with me and my music. And to this day I am glad I stood up to that girl. Keep music alive, don’t let it die out.