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Topic: Off-topic / "This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator" really?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Pretty Sure Everyone In OT Hates Me

Originally posted by Peccancy:

Nobody likes a nerd.

My girlfriend [Citation Needed] finds my obsession with Star Wars, Star Trek, comic books, music, et cetera to be adorable. [Citation Needed]
There’s nothing wrong with it. [Citation Needed]

Also, saying:

do well in school

followed by:

Nobody likes a nerd.

is a tad counterproductive.

Where is the proof?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Pretty Sure Everyone In OT Hates Me

Be confident in yourself, hit the gym, do well in school, throw away the video games.

Nobody likes a nerd.

Topic: Kongregate / Outernauts and sleazy advertisement.

Topic: Kongregate / The Vortex's Lack of Moderation

Topic: Off-topic / Hallucinations

pcp is one hell of a drug

Topic: Kongregate / The Vortex's Lack of Moderation

Topic: Off-topic / obama conspiracy theory

Only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that Pres. Obama claims that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by snarky Zoilists for the purpose of population reduction. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he’s keeping them hidden. I’d say it’s far more likely that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must follow through on the critical work that has already begun. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that Pres. Obama should think about how his scribblings lead doolally, presumptuous sybarites to meddle in everyone else’s affairs. If Pres. Obama doesn’t want to think that hard, perhaps he should just keep quiet. In short, Pres. Barrack H. Obama, Sr. has allied himself with the devil and serves him faithfully. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I’ll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.

Topic: Kongregate / The Vortex's Lack of Moderation

Topic: Serious Discussion / Kermit Gosnell

This letter is going to be a book of revelations to many readers. In particular, many will be surprised to learn that Dr. Kermit Gosnell, M.D. doesn’t know everything. I will start this discussion by arguing that Dr. Gosnell controls a secret underground empire. Then, I will present evidence that Dr. Gosnell embraces interventionism with open arms. Now I could go off on that point alone, but gruesome, perfidious Luddites disarm us morally, make us rootless and defenseless, and then destroy us. That said, we mustn’t lose sight of who the real enemy is: Kermit Gosnell and his testy sympathizers.

I can only act as a positive role model for younger people if Dr. Gosnell’s headstrong gang is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver. I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, Dr. Gosnell once said that he’s above everyone else. Oh, please. I’m just glad I hadn’t eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I’d probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that I never intend to offend anyone, Dr. Gosnell included. Alas, the following statement may upset a few people: Dr. Gosnell’s helots should commit to a process that respects civil liberties, civil rights, and civil discourse. Some people squirm a bit when they they read things like that, but such statements are the key to explaining why Dr. Gosnell is stepping over the line when he attempts to prevent us from getting in touch with our feelings—way over the line.

There’s something fishy about Dr. Gosnell’s insinuations. I think he’s up to something, something complacent and perhaps even prissy. What Dr. Gosnell says and what Dr. Gosnell does are not necessarily the same thing. Sounds pretty beer-guzzling, doesn’t it? But is it any more so than Dr. Gosnell’s bleeding-heart vituperations? If we don’t hold him responsible for the hatred he so furtively expresses right now, then Dr. Gosnell’s ruses will soon start to metastasize until they dominate or intimidate others. His reaction to our latest crisis diligently fulfils the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do something, no matter how loquacious. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how if we fail in our task of suggesting the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate, then he will pamper blasphemous ignoramuses. Finally, if you read through this letter and understood everything that I said, I would be proud to shake your hand. Even if you followed only a few points, I avouch that you are now a step closer to realizing that like fire, Dr. Kermit Gosnell, M.D. is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.

Topic: Off-topic / I HATE APPLE

I’ve been patient with Chairman Steve Jobs I. I’ve even avoided being drawn in by his provocative rhetoric. But I’ve finally had enough. To get right down to it, I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that Chairman Jobs seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren’t hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

Topic: Off-topic / I HATE APPLE

Apple should stop protesting against its weaknesses and shortcomings. Rather, it should forgive itself for them and seek to strengthen itself by facing its temerarious fears. Then, perhaps, Apple would stop promoting a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. It’s best to ignore most of the quotes that Apple so frequently cites. It takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Apple wants to convince impressionable young people that the existence and perpetuation of ultraism is its own moral justification. This desire is implanted in a part of its brain that’s immune to reason or argument. Consequently, there’s no chance that we can get it to see that if we do not act now, the most contemptible carpers you’ll ever see will own our country. If you and I do not speak up now, coprophagous leguleians will revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era. Not only will our nation pay a terrible price for that, but Apple’s epigrams are a syncretism of amateurish barbarism and profligate, dour ageism. In reaching that conclusion I have made the usual assumption that whenever it hears that brainless, cuckoo sots are inaugurating an era of crafty nosism, Apple puts on its usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, it secretly supports such activities. Even worse, Apple does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent.

Topic: Off-topic / horse meat

im the one that kills hores for meat

Topic: Off-topic / what is COD

what is goduckgo, is it a fansite for duck dynasty?

Topic: Off-topic / what is COD

is it some kind of fishing game?

Topic: Off-topic / If you had the power to spend an hour with a dead person

I wouldn’t be able to stand the smell.

Topic: Off-topic / Make Your Own COPYPASTA Thread

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity – “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” – so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

Topic: Off-topic / People who Christians and say homosexuality is sin

Proof God exists:

Topic: Off-topic / RuneScape, League of Legends, or World of WarCraft?

i’d prefer friends

Topic: Off-topic / how often do you do jenkem

its the best drug ever i think

Topic: Off-topic / I think my teacher is a hipster

“Butthurt Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a description for Sickesterier’s behavior.

Topic: Off-topic / I think my teacher is a hipster

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht… oh wait, that’s the wrong copypasta for this situation.

Topic: Off-topic / The Off-Topic fix-a-story thread.

I would rewrite The Sixth Sense so that it turns out that the main character stays alive, and prescribes the boy medication for his obvious schizophrenia.

Topic: Kongregate / Hmm... do comment windows have a faint blue background...?

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Topic: Off-topic / Take this test pl0x

Originally posted by Fronebular:

This isn’t different from any other generic personality test, it’s simply dressed up with ponies.

It also feels like it was made to cater to a younger audience as well.

That’s because they didn’t account for neckbeards that jerk off to shows for little girls.