Recent posts by CROWexist on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / All of my followers are gone :<

Now I just have a bunch of fans.

I don’t want fans. I want followers.

Also, the people I follow have been replaced with friends.

I don’t want to be their friends, I want to laugh at how lame they are for getting badges.

Discuss how this new change has RUINED KONGREGATE

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / The OFFICIAL Webcomics Thread

Popular Webcomics will be featured here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OFFICIAL Webcomics Thread

This thread is for webcomics.

Plz discuss them here.

Also post links or gtfo.

So, discuss WEBCOMICS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Hey guys

is it true that MLP HAS CROWS???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by JefftheKiller66:

Ayumi is new brony president! Congratulations Ayumi! We are all your bitches now. You fight off the furries and bring peace to MLP FiM and us bronies.

Wait, aren’t bronies just a type of furry?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has anyone else noticed that mods are using internet memes all the time?

I mean, there was that stupid “yo dawg” contest.

I have seen Zshadow post at least 5 different meme pics.

Discuss how all Kong mods are newfigs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

The best pony is the CROW from that one episode

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PCs are holding back consoles

Originally posted by Priffadas:

I’m totally jelly when the graphics looks the same.

No.

You are jelly that consoles have better graphics.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PCs are holding back consoles

Lets look at the facts:

1. Graphics have been steadily improving since the consoles came out.
2. Console hardware has never been upgraded.
3. This means that older xbox games had bad graphics on purpose to make it so good graphics could come out later.
4. This means that GRAPHICS on consoles are being purposely held back so PC gamers don’t feel bad.

Discuss how PCfigs are jelly of xbox’s SUPERIOR GRAPHICS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the funyuck is 4/20?

4/20 comes from stoners.

some school somewhere supposedly let people out from detention at 4:20, so stoners would meet somewhere and get high after detention.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft hurts my head

Minecraft has a lot to do.

You have not beaten minecraft until you have done the following:

1. Gotten a full set of diamond tools and armor
2. Made a giant house
3. Beaten no less than 50 adventure maps
4. Installed and used all the features of no less than 25 mods
5. Used wool to make all of the sprites from the following franchises: mario, metroid, kirby, legend of zelda, megaman, and pokemon
6. Get a stupid anime/furry skin
7. Beaten the ender dragon
8. Gone to the nether and gotten all 3 of the nether blocks. (atleast 3 stacks each)
9. Have a stack of every block in the game. This includes stairs and slabs.
10. use redstone to make some complex machine as a monument to your autism.

 

Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL Chik-Fil-A thread

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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL Chik-Fil-A thread

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Originally posted by Redfin_802:

DISCUSS HOW CHICKEN IS GAY!

Chickens are considered birds.
Crows are also considered birds.
Mafefe is a Crow.
Therefore, because you called chicken gay, you are also calling Mafefe Gay :<.

Wait

You just said that CROWS ARE CHICKENS

TAKE THAT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR I WILL PECK YOUR EYES OUT }:<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL Chik-Fil-A thread

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

What did Chik-Fil-A do that was so Anti-Gay?

Discuss how supporting something causes the opposite to throw a shit-storm?

One of their CEOs announced that the company supports traditional marriage (this means they are against gay marriage)

Also, Chik-Fil-A often donates large sums of money to anti-gay organizations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL Chik-Fil-A thread

This thread is all about the drama surrounding Chik-Fil-A coming out of the closet as a homophobic organization.

Things that are happening:
•Religious people are planning a Chik-Fil-A appreciation day to support their hatred of gay marriage. Nothing says “I hate gays” more than shoving fried cocks down your throat.
•Butthurt LIBERALS are boycotting Chik-Fil-A. This is weird because Liberals don’t eat there.
•Boston and Chicago are blocking all new Chik-Fil-As from being built in their cities

Discuss how declaring that your company supports traditional marriage is a great way to cause lulz and generate PROFIT!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

hey furries

yiff in hell

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why we need to STOP making official threads...

Originally posted by waffle_god:
Originally posted by CROWexist:

Also, most bronies don’t count as OTters because they only post in the MLP thread

they are also the scum of the earth and therefore not counted as human

Wait, so you are saying its bad to not be human.

Which means…

You are saying it is bad TO BE A CROW???? :<

WHY DO YOU HATE CROWS :< :< :< :< :<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft hurts my head

But minecraft is easy.

All you do is find blocks to turn into more blocks to put on top of other blocks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why we need to STOP making official threads...

Also, most bronies don’t count as OTters because they only post in the MLP thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why we need to STOP making official threads...

Name 5 unneeded official threads, and I won’t dismiss this thread as baseless complaining.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Forums seem have an issue with quotation marks.

It only does that if you have a line start with a quote.

For example:

words words words
"quote"
words words words

becomes

quote
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do furries get TWO official threads?

I mean, at first they only had the furry thread, but then they branched out and made a MLP thread?

Why should furries get extra threads for various tv shows?

Does this mean I can make more CROWFFICIAL threads for tv shows with CROWS?

Discuss how mods are giving furries/bronies special treatment.

Also, since bronies/furries are going to come into this thread and be butthurt, you should explain the difference between bronies and furries. (“OMG WE ONLY LIEK MLP” is not a difference)