Recent posts by DirectorD on Kongregate

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Topic: Contract Wars / Spawnkill = Farm? much wow

I think I’ve bumped into him before. He raged after i got a pro with a sniper, and him as my last kill for the pro.

Him: YOU **** IM GONNA GET YOU BANNED FOR SPAWNKILLING AND I TELL THE DEVELOPERS

Me: uh huh. go do that. bye!

(I didn’t leave. he did.)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Best Quads

got 6kill with mortar. i got my quad there. (hope nobody realised)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / #just1337things (VIDEO)

I have never seen that many 1337 players in a match.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / My Kongregate Account got hacked [Need help!]

Clans can never take your stuff. No offense, but i think your screwed.
EDIT: Just curious, what clan were you in?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Bugs and glitches

Originally posted by R0ck0ut41:
Originally posted by DirectorD:
Originally posted by ApocaTherapy:
Originally posted by supersteve12:

whenever i get killed in the game my screen glitches out and freezes. so far the only way to fix it is to put on thermal and play like that for the rest of the game.

How do you get Thermal Vision?

If you are in a clan that has a thermal vision skill, and the way to activate it is the B key. Also, you need to be in assault class to use themal vision.

Originally posted by R0ck0ut41:

Glock 17 DEVGRU w-task
Is that just a bug, or is there an actual hidden w-task for the Glock 17? Even if it’s not a bug, 50 prokills with 1 HP (or maybe less than 10 HP) is an insanely tough feat with a G17.


There isn’t a hidden task for the G17. Yes, its a bug. And its prokills for the task, no matter what HP your left at.


I’ve gotten maybe 10 prokills with the G17 Dev, it only counted for the “w-task” for one of them though, and that was the one I had 1 HP for. Just out of curiosity, has anyone actually gotten all 50 to confirm it’s just a bug?

its a bug. just trust me.
 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Kongregate profile pics for real Contract Wars fans

Originally posted by contracto77:
Originally posted by Glock243:
Originally posted by contracto77:

Im waiting for glock243 to pm me for some more upper torso pics for his collection….

Sorry I’m not a faggot.

Btw did you get all these pics from the CW wikia? If you did then give credit where credit is due because I took the time to go out and find high quality images of every rank.

so angry… whats with the slurs?

No one needs your argument here, please go somewhere else. Anyway, nice job with finding these all. i will download it at rank 60.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Kongregate profile pics for real Contract Wars fans

Originally posted by xx016xx:
Originally posted by KillerElite86:

is no one actually interested? my mediafire profile says i has 0 downloads

i downloaded but im not using it

Then what is the use of downloading it?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Suggestions and tips

Originally posted by xx016xx:

and make the cr and gp gun tasks more suitable for the gun, eg, triplekills do NOT suit mp7 at all, something like double headshots or stormkills would be much more appropriate and 9a-9a also cant do triples easy, longshots or even 1 prokill would be better

Well, w-tasks are supposed to be challenging (well we can’t say that for CR guns tiers 2 and down).

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Bugs and glitches

Originally posted by ApocaTherapy:
Originally posted by supersteve12:

whenever i get killed in the game my screen glitches out and freezes. so far the only way to fix it is to put on thermal and play like that for the rest of the game.

How do you get Thermal Vision?

If you are in a clan that has a thermal vision skill, and the way to activate it is the B key. Also, you need to be in assault class to use themal vision.

Originally posted by R0ck0ut41:

Glock 17 DEVGRU w-task
Is that just a bug, or is there an actual hidden w-task for the Glock 17? Even if it’s not a bug, 50 prokills with 1 HP (or maybe less than 10 HP) is an insanely tough feat with a G17.

There isn’t a hidden task for the G17. Yes, its a bug. And its prokills for the task, no matter what HP your left at.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Suggestions and tips

Originally posted by Flame99999:

Standalone/Client version.
Every Browser FPS needs this IMO.

In a year or so. Give it time.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Ban appeal

Originally posted by volfen:

So what I should do now? When it will be alright? I killed someone almost a week ago f**k :p

I would say you’ve done nothing wrong. Are you banned?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Raging Judge W-Task?

Its 200 Prokills. But if you finish the W-Task, you don’t get anything.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Ban appeal

Originally posted by volfen:

I recived:
“Hack” sites will steal your account

We have recently received a lot of reports about players linking to a site that will give “hacks” in Contract Wars; what that site actually does is hijack your account. :-( Posting links to “hacks” or otherwise phishing for passwords will result in your account being permanently banned.

I don’t know why I got something like this, could U tell me what happened, what I did wrong?

volfen

Everyone has it.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Ban appeal

Originally posted by Crit_Hit:

IGN: iBeautiful (previous ign: Crit_Hit).
ID: 8960832.
The reason why you need to be unbanned: First of all I would like to know why I am in total Banned? Maybe it because I am level 15 and have 5 ProKillS? I have a few video clips, and pictures which are shown that I did ProKill.

I am an experienced player, and I just assumed my tactics I’m on level 10 lvl joined the clan and I share 75% of the experience, so my level is rising very slowly and thus have a chance to play a long time between the low-level players and I’m easy to get it done ProKill.
By the way I did with ProKill sniper.

My computer used by four people. Me and my two brothers and two girlfriends maybe they get anything wrong wrote or said? If they get anything done wrong I will find out.

2 girlfriends? 0.o

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / About the clans that farmed

On the Facebook page at 11/2014, it says this.

Damnit, some clans should be disbanded. (you know which one)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Suggestions and tips

Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by ahbil:

there should be innocent families camping or having a picnic by the “lake” , it would make the game more realistic and id like to hunt me some innocent civilians

What is wrong with you

First of all, you do know the lake is illegally rented by terragroups, right? so go ahead, it would be perfect to add civilians picnicking at a illegally rented lake

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / To sex panther

DIE THREAD, DIE!

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Ban appeal

Originally posted by GuruofGames:

I registered for the sole reason to come on here and laugh at all of you hackers, cheaters, modders and other ridiculous ilk. I encounter chumps like you all over the internet, and it makes me laugh that you are such lifeless and worthless idiots that you have to CHEAT AT A VIDEOGAME to get your kicks. Just look in the mirror and say that to yourself…“I have to CHEAT at a videogame to be able to play it and get enjoyment out of it”. Its hysterical to me, that we are living in a world where such a slice of people exist…and in this entitled society they somehow think its their “right”.

What would you losers have done living in ANY other epoch of time besides the last 20 or so years? You’d be under your desk in the fetal position with such inadequacies and failures in life, because you wouldn’t have your little cyber make believe land to make you feel like a “somebody”. LOL @ all of you fools, and watching all of you grovel on here gives me significant and great joy.

You reap what you sowed, and your tears are most definitely my lube. What happened in your lives that you can’t play a stupid game LEGITIMATELY, and have to look for every possible angle to “get over” on a game or other people you’ve never met? Sports too much for you? Bullies took your lunch money? No father figure in the house to set an example of what a MAN is all about….instead you creep around the shadows like silly worms trying to finally find something you are “good” at? But that is it, you aren’t “good” at anything….instead just a hapless little cheater/code monkey/script kiddy, and if not for all this cyber silliness you would be NOTHING in this world. Keep crying punks, this truly is fun watching silly jerks finally get your comeuppance.

so right

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Bronze contract 30 for 1 sp... skip or not?

Originally posted by ak47frizzle:

So, the prize is 1 sp, good eh?

I mean, who could not live with not getting 1 sp?

But the contract is: Destroy 5 objects on the Old Sawmill map.

The problem is with this contract is that almost no one plays on the old sawmill TDS map, but when there is, there’s usually not enough people. Then you’ve got to take into account that people may screw up or idiots kill off the enemy team.

So it’s kind of useless for now. The next bronze contract that gives 1 sp is 5 knife kills in TDS mode. Much more manageable.

I’ve been on this contract for a month. I want to move on now. Skipping it costs 60 GP which is relatively cheap. I’m thinking that this is my only option.

To skip or not to skip?

Me? I would do it if possible. More SP is good

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Suggestions and tips

Originally posted by zacranFevinskis:
Originally posted by TheRock3211:
Originally posted by TheRock3211:

Let clans have assistants like this

Just realized something similar to this happened.

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Topic: Contract Wars / Contract wars became so laggy

No difference 4 me

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / what gun would you wish was in the game

A lightsaber in the form of a gun.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / contract wars trainer hack

I would just love if everyone played legit.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Ban appeal

Tip to all players using Cheat Engine: CLOSE CHEAT ENGINE WHEN PLAYING CW.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / what gun would you wish was in the game

a lightsaber