Recent posts by DirectorD on Kongregate

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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / GWO memes

Originally posted by Marionic12:

only use if you know memees. ill start. Spaceball Bat?!, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Heard of Memegenerator.net? use that to find memes for GWO.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / BIRTHDAY of Absolutsoft!

Saw this forum.
Thought to add a little ascii to it.
[̲̅̅H̲̅][̲̅̅A̲̅][̲̅̅P̲̅][̲̅̅P̲̅][̲̅̅Y̲̅] [̲̅̅B̲̅][̲̅̅I̲̅][̲̅̅R̲̅][̲̅̅T̲̅][̲̅̅H̲̅][̲̅̅D̲̅][̲̅̅A̲̅][̲̅̅Y̲̅] AbsolutSoft!

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / I Need To Be Baned

Originally posted by Olive_:

Ill bane you so hard you’ll regret it

this

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Best Map For Pros

Originally posted by yashar522:

Title^ The choices are: evac, old sawmill, bay 5, light house and lake

You know what?
None of the above.
Maps don’t matter.
Guns matter.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Drawing contest (for fun,no prizes)


this picture KICK DA AZZ

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Please give me another chance!

Originally posted by Glock243:

Hit the road

You link to this ALOT when someone claims that they’re banned.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Please give me another chance!

Off topic: i thought this was supercrusader making another forum asking to have another chance.
xD

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / !!Fragmovie contest!!

Originally posted by KaranS30:
Originally posted by Nqss:
+ in high quality and with high graphic settings in the game!

There goes the chance for me and most of players to participate.

This.
I always have to play in low quality to only get 50 FPS.
my computer sucks.
or is it because i loaded it up with so much shit?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Requested profile pics

Originally posted by Gumshoe:

how come mine still viewed as default pic from kong? you know, the end of each round and shows whos the top player?

The picture ingame probably hasn’t been updated yet. Just give it some time, and it will change.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / Noveske (BUG)

Originally posted by IAMBIRD:

Noveske is bug i cant 1 hit kill full armored guys w/ 120-150 armors :/

ksg is bug cannot hit people with it 150 meters away :/

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Month of spec guns!

Whats funny for me is that i used the promocode, already activated, so i used the roulette and somehow got the saiga fa for 6 hours.
what a coincidence

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Requested profile pics

Originally posted by VladimirPimpal:
Originally posted by DirectorD:

If possible, make my blockish creature have an M4rf tattoo or something like that on it and somehow attach an M4 to it.
Vlad, if you need more room to put the M4 there, lemme know

The resolution is too low on your pic this is how it looks

ok, i will make my pic res higher. go ahead and delete that picture if you want.
Picture res still too low? if it is, lemme know

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Let's talk good old FPS games

Necro for a good reason

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Weapons / How can I get greneneds

Next thing we know, Dutch is going to rant about grenades and telling the player to not waste your sp on grenades.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Requested profile pics

Originally posted by VladimirPimpal:
Originally posted by DirectorD:

If possible, make my blockish creature have an M4rf tattoo or something like that on it and somehow attach an M4 to it.
Vlad, if you need more room to put the M4 there, lemme know

This might be a strange question but what is M4rf?

Never knew this, but it is from a kids tv show called robot and monster. the block creature is apparently the 2 main characters pet.
Its name is Marf, but M4rf. get it?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Requested profile pics

If possible, make my blockish creature have an M4rf tattoo or something like that on it and somehow attach an M4 to it.
Vlad, if you need more room to put the M4 there, lemme know

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by iFireJV:

!http://i.ia

Net.net

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / X95 Clan "rank 148" recruitment/Forum/ News /Discussion

Originally posted by Mithrandir1:

Isn’t noveske 15 pros?

Yep, 15 pros.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Skills / 111 SP skill tree & what to get next

Mortar, because why not :P

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / Deal with it

give an armadillo some sunglasses plz
Translation: make one for me

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

Originally posted by MushCW:
Originally posted by Dicluck:

This is my guess how Supercrusader,Dutch,and many other s***holes look like

well dutch posted his real picture

I agree with the Supercrusader being that little kid

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / _~!!WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!~_

a 1 year old cant play video games? ppppphhhhhhhhhhh

EDIT: This is so on topic

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / clan de habla españolas

Englias, por fa vor.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / LoNeR '' The Lone Reapers '' recruitment

Originally posted by GravitationalArt:
Originally posted by IH23:

dutch i think you farmed? yes or no?

Stop posting in here unless you’re trying to join Loners. I’m seriously tired of all these trolls. Eventually you’ll get the mods involved and they’ll prevent you from posting anything at all.

^

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / 1337 story of homo lovers (now with part II!)

Originally posted by YoloSwag87:
Originally posted by bobbflockka:

this reminds of dragons having sex with cars (the last pic is actually pretty nice) but……………………anyone else see fuck it I’m doing it, you know who it came from

Yea I know the gif your referencing

Thanks alot guys. Now because of my curiosity i looked it up.