Recent posts by TurkeyPie on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Originally posted by BestMte:

TurkeyPie is invited to provide a vid with a 20M score in CQ2, or give an accurate explanation.

I glitched, don’t know how. My coins were perfectly fine in-game, but when I died they went out of boundries. I contacted Candyman about it.
Seeing how this happened in the same round as the Dolphin Olympics 2, eh, thing, I think I’m stepping out. I don’t really feel like I’m still trusted here. Not that I can get that 200M score again either.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

After posting that 200m score yesterday, I even thought I could do better.

And now back to matching that score on video.

Protip: Get stuck in a horizontal star slide loop for loads of points. Don’t know if it works everywhere/everytime, but mine was around Saturn, going to the left.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Quick try for the Kreds thing, will most likely be subbed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

So now it’s over.

Or one hour ago. Either way.

 
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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / Things you've learned from DZ

Mum: “Clean up your room!”.

Me: “Sorry, no current survivors available”.

And then just walk away.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Only 66 points more and my opponent isn’t participating anymore or w/e, but still.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Originally posted by LouWeed:

Wow miker beats Ferrish by 20 seconds

This.^

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

In that case:


 
 
 

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Are you supposed to post a new post if you beat your old score, or edit your previous post?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Wonderputt

I wonder how to putt a pun here for Wonderputt, tough one.
It’s wonderful that this game was putt in the first round!
That this game was putt here, isn’t a wonder.


MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction

MAD drove me mad.
MADness? THIS. IS. RACE & GRACEEE.
MAD really is a mad game.

For your amusement, I will be making puns.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by abraaz:

Can someone printscreen the spreadsheet for me as it isn’t working for me :/

Watch Abby try to get out of the tourney. d:
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Do you still need those screenies though?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Even if we don’t win
we still have the best team name

MAD won’t submit for me either, stuck at 42k.

MAD took some time.
A lot of time.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Ranks and Classes advice, old player here.

Okay, so here’s what to do. This might take a while, grab a coke or something;


Step ONE: Buy Blaster. Be sure to make a new account and buy in-game currency to max out all the stats, joining -Sgt rooms.

Step TWO: Get duct tape. Tape that shit nice and good over your mouse so that the right mouse button is ALWAYS being pressed. This is essential.

Step THREE: Get more duct tape. That that shit nice and good over your mouse so that the left mouse button is ALWAYS being pressed. This is essential.

Step FOUR: Join a Shuttle Bay map and slide abuse. You may want to get even more duct tape just to tape that shift button.

Step FIVE: Mash Q, E and F. By the time you’ve gotten to this step, consider learning a foreign language so you can swear at other players without them understanding you!

Step SIX: Call EVERYONE a noob. You killed him? Noob. He killed you? Noob. Tie? Noob. Abby? Instant noob, don’t have to say it again. He’s already getting pwned at the Race & Grace tournament.

Step SEVEN: Call out Captains and Majors using the fora, but refuse to fight Generals.


That should do it. For a different expierence, repeat the steps but buy the Tank instead of the Blaster. Then, use the duct tape on your Q button. Do not join TDMs for this alternative.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Originally posted by Elldaman311:
Originally posted by TurkeyPie:
Originally posted by BestMte:
Originally posted by Lebossle:

Which glitches are we not allowed to use on Amorphous? I assume the training mode one is not allowed, so what else?
EDIT: the infinite purply things one too, right? But how can you check that one?

If I could check everything you do, I would be a different entity. I’m trusting you guys to not use glitches of any kind that have been previously found. I hope you don’t share them (you could have PM’ed me instead of posting publicly) and if you find new ones I’m expecting you to tell me about it, and I’ll change the game in case we’re talking about an exploit, like it happened with Flight. Anyway the round will start in 20 minutes and we got 5 reserves in.
SilentSand replaced abraaz
0minutes replaced CalmWaters
TurkeyPie replaced Maelord
ArisenAnew replaced TwistedCakez
aturtledoesbite replaced qwertyuiopazs

To avoid any oddage:
oddage

Maelord replaced TurkeyPie*

Er, I actually did choose to replace MaeLord with you this round Turkey XD. Sorry if I was ambiguous or misleading in my PM :S

EDIT:

Wait, I’m supposed to play?
Damn it, not sure if I can find the time now ><

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Tier 5 player:

Been around for the past 4 years gathering roughly 60k points, I know my games. Badge whore all the way.
But wait! Don’t PM me yet, for:

I won’t be on from the moment of this post until Friday eve/Saturday morning due to going on vacation. Assuming I do have WiFi there, I made a KiK account : TurkeyPieRG

Don’t bother waiting, send me a message! ♥

-TP

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Nerf blazer...

As long as you don’t come to close to a Blazer, they won’t hurt you that much. Their beam is pretty useless imo.
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COUNTERS!
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Gunner; Sniping works at long range. Out-ranging them at mid-range is also effective, the tactical crouch will help you with that.

Scout; ONLY use the saber as an instant-death strike. Haze bomb and weaken them at mid-range, then use the DSD.

Tank; no.

Tech; The Tech is a great counter versus the Blazer as they can heal the burn effect. Still, you might want to team up with someone from your team since the Tech isn’t really that great of an offensive class.

Blazer; And there goes draw #6513

Assassin; Seeing how your waterguns are useless, imo, cloak, go full-out with your skills and you’ll probably insta-kill them. Then run as the little whimps that you are.

Blaster; no.

Shocker; Put up your force, eh, thingy, and spray your mines. Not needed to team up if you make good use of the stuns.

Haven’t played with the Bomber yet, so I wouldn’t know how to counter with that one.

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This is how I would counter them, pretty much your basic tactics. Out-range them = win. I think the Blazer is just fine.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

So many Your Pants residents.
Cafe Kong all the way~

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Nerf blazer...

Nerf THIS Blazer.

Again, how is this not locked yet?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. 300 Kreds Prize Pool, thanks to IAmTheCandyman. Round 2 is up (Dolphin Olympics 2, Cardinal Quest 2)

Attempt #179541

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Players of the past...

Originally posted by abraaz:

SS = SupersSonics

SS = SchutzStaffel

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Rotten Apples

Originally posted by janiye:
Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

I usually just laugh at them. They probably know that they suck, but try to make you think that they don’t think they suck.
wot

But yeah, I normally hunt these so-called ‘Rotten Apples’ for fun. :>

Captain Jack Sparrow? NO! General Jack Sparrow!

But yeah, that’s my psychological explanation. I suppose it somehow makes them think somewha less worse about themselves.
For my normal explanation, dey suk l0L!!11.

Has an offical PvP option been discussed in an other topic?

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Rotten Apples

I usually just laugh at them. They probably know that they suck, but try to make you think that they don’t think they suck.
wot

But yeah, I normally hunt these so-called ‘Rotten Apples’ for fun. :>

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Moon Base Lag

Yeshhh. I thought it was just me.
After ~2, ~3 matches my FPS just seems to drop below 0, though my ping is still perfectly fine (mostly around 25ish).
I’ll just keep residing in Training Arena and Space Station until they find a way to fix this. :>

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Minigun Damage

I’d rather fight a Blaster using the minigun than a Blaster using the Rocket Launcher.
HAZE BOMBBB

I do hate the Micro Munitions though. Can’t really use the Scout’s Saber because they’ll just use 1 MM, instantly killing me.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Payload can be used for farming please fix this

I played a match yesterday, had some Gens, Capts and Majors in it. Took the whole time.