Recent posts by TurkeyPie on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, all protesters were tear gassed and had to leave.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

NO SOUP FOR YOU.

I insert a ball.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Profess Your Love

They’re just jealous!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guess the game

wouldn’t this be better in Forum Games

Battlefield 2.


 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / HOW TO MAKE MONEY (Z) FASTER??

Please don’t post in all caps, it’s extremely annoying to read.


How to make money (z) faster??

Play on Space Station, PL.

Another thing many generals ,also col maj lft, do that. they keep on killing and never capture . what I am trying to say is capture and kill enemies not hunting
(A lot of high-ranked players focus on killing instead of capping)

I agree that a lot of players think every game mode is TDM. Not really pleasant to have these kind of players on either team, they’re just plain annoying. Nothing you can do about it, though. Just try to lead your team, don’t spend too much time on hunters.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Petition to reverse the Upgrade System back to the old one

Nah, I’m not really missing +19.5% defence Tanks. Current system is terrible, yeah, but the old one wasn’t that great either.


my idea of double posting in order to get the threads locked.

Your idea?

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Railgun cooldown

Originally posted by abraaz:

So, a like .1s difference? I don’t see how that is any better then not upgraded. Your brain can’t react that fast. Zs could be better spent on other upgrades.

If you hold down LMB, you’ll continue to shoot. Still not going to make an impact though, so yeah.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

15. Peace

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get warmth.
I insert a slice of pie.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Epic Fail

“I wonder what this topic is about”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Let's have a

Only if we can wear those giant sombreros.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s the broken elder wand.

I wish for unlimited access to free, delicious, non-poisonous coffee.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you even??????

You should check out Imperator666’s kongpanions too.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Memories

1 - I don’t quite remember (didn’t play much during first gen) but I think it was Gunner. My first real main class was Blazer.

2 - No idea.

3 - Tewd, UM. UM still hangs around but I barely see him. Can’t think of anyone else.

4 - I think it was Cris.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Class Rol

Agility: Scout Assassin. (Everyone can spam saber)
Strength: Blaster. (Pew pew pew MICRO MUNITION pew pew pew)
Defence: Tank. (Two shields)

Supporting: Tech. (Tech + 1 good offensive team mate = ♥)
Holding the point: Shocker Tank. (Shuts down capping when shelled)

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Old vs new

Pretty much everything was better before.

Graphics were cooler, fewer players were complete idiots and the forum wasn’t completely swarmed with trolls yet.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Railgun cooldown

I barely snipe immediately when I can, so this doesn’t make a difference for me.
Besides, it’s really small

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

“ball white soccer sportsball”

White? Am I becoming colour blind?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

he’s adorable and

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [PSA] An announcement to all scrubs

0/0. My win rate is so badass that it’ll destroy the universe.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they’re replaced with an even stronger type.

I wish for my headphones to be fixed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Sonic.

White rappers or black rappers?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zicit 3000th Post

1032, 150, 321, 555, 179, 55, 37, 98, 49, 451, 64, 3

Should we tell him that adds up to 2994?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Supreme Gentlemen Club: Rest in piece Elliot Rodger

These guys were being gentlemen before it was cool

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Good Looking Off-topicers Congregating on Kongregate (GLOCK)

My beauty would turn you into pure sunlight. For your own good, I won’t post it.