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Topic: Off-topic / OT, What Yo-mama Jokes Do You Know?

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils got sunburned.
Yo mama’s so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so fat, she ran after a school bus and said, “Stop that Twinkie!”.
Yo mama’s so ugly, One Direction went the other way.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get division by zero. I insert a WTFBOOM.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / grand theft auto: bad influence or just a game.

Yes, this kind of game is VERY unsuitable for most of your childhood, but I’d say it depends on a few factors: what age you start playing, your discrepancies of reality vs the GTA universe, how easily you’re influenced, and so forth.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Creepiest Boss or enemy you have fought in a video game.

One creepy enemy I’ve met in gaming had to be Mimi from Super Paper Mario; I bet she gave lots of children nightmares.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the Game Above You

Though I’ve played the demo only, I think “LIT” is a good game. Here’s the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_DxR7qaLrE (9/10)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Scariest creepypasta?

To be honest, the one that scares me the most is Sonic.EXE.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Creepiest Boss or enemy you have fought in a video game.

@DannyDaNinja: Who the heck are they?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Creepiest Boss or enemy you have fought in a video game.

I’ve never played Fatal Frame, but those ghosts already scare the heck out of me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why y'all so scared of putting an image of yourself as your avatar?

I prefer not to so I can prevent comments of my appearance or people IDing me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's The Hardest Game You've Ever Played?

I found a lot of games to be difficult, especially ones with puzzles. Either that, or I’m not that good at playing them since I rarely do. I truly HATED hacking stuff in BioShock.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Songs That Cheer You Up

To tell you the truth, when I listened to “Strawberry Swing” yesterday, I almost immediately got a smile on my face. :-D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm getting horny...

What the heck did I just read?

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / New Alliance "The Omega Relay"

What exactly is the “Omega Relay”?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft Sucks

To tell you the truth, I think the game was really original and well-executed, indeed. So, I’m afraid I disagree.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Surgeon simulator 2013

Question: Who let the “QWOP guy” go to medical school and how did he not get fired/expelled?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Gaming logic: The fun with it.

Most games, especially some from Nintendo = Screw Logic.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Temple Run: Mobile

I’m really liking Temple Run 2 so far, especially when you enter a cart and ride through caves. I don’t know how you get gems, though. :/

 
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Topic: Everybody Edits /  

Wait, what?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Toribash

Yeah, that game is rather dificult if you ask me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has YouTube just changed its layout?

EPR, either you need to update/install some plug-ins, or you need to use a different browser, ‘cause I don’t think I can help you much.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Resident Evil 1 is the scariest game ever :<<<<<<<<<<

For me, Fatal Frame is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Show this to your health teacher

@Aldir: What the fudge?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Uncharted is overrated

Actually, I disagree with you; the series seems so well developed. Heck, Nathan Drake even was featured in a Subway promo! :-D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / USELESS SUPER POWERS

I’d say a useless ability is to be able to transform anything into gold.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are y'all being for holloween?

I’m gonna be a ninja. I got my sword and everything.