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Topic: Off-topic / Find a Kong Account

age: 17
interests: banging ur mom lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GTA V Is Fake

u guys are fucking stupid.
@ dikkmar
okay maybe 3% is christian but those are not azerbaijani but probably armenian and russian spies who try to steal oil from the country or something so in the game that guy would actually be armenian or russian and not azerbaijani.

@at the rest
uhm maybe u dont know but the game IS supposed to be like the real world. it is based on a real city and it has internet and iphones and a lot of stuff. it is a parody on things from the real world. it isnt like skyrim with monsters and shit which is obviously a fake fantasy. gta v is supposed to be real and i just think they ruined the game with the fake azerbaijani christian bullshit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GTA V Is Fake

i was playing gta v and i had to torture some fake azerbaijani guy. he was fake cuz he was wearing a super giant cross on his neck. gta v was made by stupid americans and english people and they dont know geography so they probably think azerbaijan is christian but no: azerbaijan is 100% muslim and this was the fakest and most racist mission ever. torturing a brown guy (btw people from azerbaijan arent even brown that guy from the game looks indian) and never a white guy. so if that guy was really from azerbaijan he wouldnt be christian so he probably lies to trevor and michael and they got tricked by some ugly christian colonial slave indian or the game developers were just super retarded. discuss ur opinion on gta v

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DLK's Guide To Coraabia (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by Rolby:

stfu with ur roleplay shit

It’s actually a game on kong :P

Wait… you were just joking, weren’t you -.^?

games are also roleplay just saying

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DLK's Guide To Coraabia (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

stfu with ur roleplay shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FBZ guy asked me to "stay at his house for the night"

what a retard u should tell the cops he tried to rape u

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just a reminder that people from OT can die

rip mft

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saving a OT user's life or getting laid?

getting laid there arent even any hot oter girls around who i would like to save

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Double Posting

it isnt annoying wtf. sometimes u forget something and it is better to double post than edit ur first post. ur just some new newfag who doesnt even have 50 posts yet how the fuck are u supposed to know if double posting is annoying or not if u have never seen it yet

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Get Jacked

all the tips in this thread are true u guys are just some kids who never go to the gym u cant decide if a tip is true or not if u sit on ur ass all day playing league of legends. all these tips are good and true period.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Get Jacked

mikkmar ur just mad cuz ur mom didnt follow tip 3 and now ur a homosexual lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Get Jacked

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

tip 4
Get 5 dollars, find a cheap prostitute and tell her to jack you off.

professional bodybuilder


You can’t be a professional bodybuilder if you’re a student.

wtf dude that makes no sense u can go to shcool AND be a professional bodybuilder

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Get Jacked

hi guys, my name is rolby and ive been a professional bodybuilder for almost a year now. and im gonna give u tips on how to get as big and muscular as me.

tip 1
do isolation exercises. i used to be one of those losers who squatted everyday and then thought they would get big arms cuz of that but thats not true. squatting is only good if ur a girl but if ur a man wtf y would u squat it only gives u a big butt just do leg press thats way better. i almost killed my knees cuz of squats. if u think compound exercises are enough for ur arms cuz ur holding the bar everytime u deadlift u are wrong. u should do bicep curls otherwise ur arms will stay small.

tip 2
go to the gym a lot. i used to think that 3 times a week was enough and trained for 30 minutes and then i was done and didnt get any gains. now i got 5 times a week like 1 hour or even more when im in the mood and now i get lots of gains.if u stay at the gym a lot u will also make contact with more hot bitches who might suck ur dick in the future when ur jacked. ur body is capable of repairing itself fast especially when ur young and eat lots of food. that 3 days a week is enough rule only counts for 50 year old cardio losers.

tip 3
dont eat female food. female food gives u more estrogen and u turn into a homosexual and get big tits. female food is for example soya or beer. chinks eat a lot of soya and thats y they have high pitched voices and sound like babies and cant grow beards. and a lot of europeans are like this too cuz they drink a lot of beer. this is y muslim guys are the manliest people in the world cuz they dont drink beer nor eat soya. and as u all know girls cant get muscles cuz they have too much female hormone when guys get a lot of female hormones they cant build muscle either its this simple

these were 3 of the many tips i have. please leave a comment and discuss my tips and say some other tips or give me ur training scheme so i can improve it.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Exercises from Health & Fitness

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Topic: Off-topic / Who here is a Christian?

christianity is a polytheistic heresy of islam. u should enlighten urself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quran

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Good Looking Off-topicers Congregating on Kongregate (GLOCK)

where am i

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AHA! No achievements for skyrim!

the pirate bay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ways to get OT more famous/popular?

u have to have ur own opinion and not steal the opinion of others then people will truly have respect for u

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Please help my 21 yr old "niece" with MS if you are financially able.

wtf u say shes hot but u dont even show pics. she should show tits or something otherwise no one will help her just saying. and rip in advance bro

 
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Topic: Off-topic / only oldfags will get this

lol i remember

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This girl keeps stalking me...

fucking loser if ur scared of a girl ur a super nerd go ask her if she wants to bang or something jesus ur so weird

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why cant nintendo do anything original?

rip nintendo in a few years it will be bankrupt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "no one would notice if u left"

wtf ur more newfag than hamuka

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT: Groups

cool kids:
rolby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTer Height Directory

6 feet