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Topic: Off-topic / New Technology Invented!

too long didnt read but foxnews always says shit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rolby confirmed for underage

im not

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Back acne is the worst

true. i had that too when i was younger now i have a lot of scars there

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Game Moments

Originally posted by Maowee:

Wtf u had sex wif otha gurl b4 our merrege!!! Fuk u!!!

lol i was powerful king and she kept flirting with me so i couldnt resist

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do modern feminists function?

women are idiots they have no sense of honour and pride and stuff. thats y all whores are female and stuff. they need brothers and dads to keep them humble and protect them. if they dont have brothers or dads all girls become whores. and men and women cant be equal cuz men are better in a lot of things than women and women better in other things. every gender has its own things which it should do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are gay people attracted to me?!

cuz they think ur gay too

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weird Game Moments

so today i was playing crusader kings 2 and im a king and i had sex with some whore and she became my lover and she got a child but she didnt telll anyone i was the dad so the child was a bastard without a dad. so a few years later her daughter is old now and her daughter also became my lover and we had sex and now shes getting a baby. post pics of weird stuff uve had in games or something. so im the grandfather and father of that child at the same time lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Two Keys Same Time Beep

nvm fixed it the f5 key was pressed in the whole time and my keyboard couldnt handle 3 keys being pushed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Two Keys Same Time Beep

so yesterday i was playing a shooter game and idk how but i was playing it and after a while i couldnt press w and d at the same time anymore. whenever i press those 2 keys together they make a beep sound. not at other keys. and cuz of that i cant walk forward and to the right at the same time anymore. anyone knows how to fix this?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are U A Muslim?

Yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crush says she has feelings for me and says she has a girlfriend.

wtf she has a girlfriend?… if shes a lesbo and u have a crush on her ur a freak

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Friend Stole My Girlfriend

so today there was a big beer party in the town and a lot of my christian friends went to it and i played football with my muslim friends. and also some super hot girl who doesnt know my name but who i love went to the party with my fucking best friend and he made snapchats with her and i was like omg he stole my girlfriend. so what do i have to do?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RIP USA 1666-2014

Bro u can get in jail for saying this lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just realized I wasted my whole day inside...

i have that like almost everyday

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When will rolby come back?

im already back

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Super Awkward Moment

She actually made lahmacun but u westerners dont know that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Aha zachary that pic is full of fat hipsters

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Super Awkward Moment

Sorry i mean girlfriend it was typo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

No im not even black

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Super Awkward Moment

Btw she was they boyfriend of the son of the neighbors

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Super Awkward Moment

So im at my grandmothers house and she made bread. And i had to give it to the neighbors cuz my sister was in the fucking toilet. So i went to their house and some prettt hot girl opened and i didnr know her and i didnt know what to say so i stuttered and yea gave it to her and she looked scared and then i ran way to my grandmothers house. Discuss awkward moments like these

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

Wow cman i support u too pls give me 100 point
Stots is stupid cman ftw best admin in the world

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bodybuilding tips for beginners men

tzz gym is for pussies. real men can train with anything they have at home

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

okay i join the team of the first one of u 2 who makes me mod

 
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Topic: Off-topic / STOTS

stots and rolby vs candyman