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Topic: Off-topic / How To Be As Manly As Rolby

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Speaksforthenoku:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
– eat fatty food like advocado and milk
advocado

Ewww!

Yeah, he edited that out, now.
Still, the “with x%” thing is an eyesore.

ur just mad cuz ur parents gave u a lot of soy sauce when u were a kid and now u turned gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Be As Manly As Rolby

Originally posted by TheKingIsAlive:

yea one of reasons memebunneh will never be a real man she doesnt eat meat lmao

yea lol maybe mmbunneh will read this and she can finallly be a real man

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Be As Manly As Rolby

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
– eat fatty food like advocado and milk
advocado

wtf?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How To Be As Manly As Rolby

okay i heard u guys wanted to be as manly and muscular as me. here are my tips:
- work out with big weights and do compound stuff like squats and deadlifts dont do stupid isolation shit.
- eat meat.
- eat fatty food like avocado and milk
- never eat soy. soy makes u gay and makes u feminine and lose all ur muscle. ever wondered y indian men look like homosxuals? its cuz they eat soy all the time and cuz of that they have huge hips and small shoulders.
- dont act like a pussy. if u act like a pussy by looking to the ground all the time and not daring to talk in public and being shy and shit u will lose manly hormones with 50%. if u do the opposite they will increase with 200%.

thank u. if u got more questions u can post some questions below.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ARE UR HIPS LARGER THAN UR SHOULDERS?

im speaking from personal experience: like 3 years ago i was a loser. i had pimples and never worked out and my ass was big and thigs were bigger than shoulders. and my mom kept making me eat soy sauce so i got female hormones in my body. but then i started working out and shit and eating more meat. now my chin and jaw have grown with 12% and shoulders with 21%. i look huge now and people think im like 2 metres cuz im so ripped and bulky with low fat percentage.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Team flash game coming soon to Kong

my game is better

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Official Gay List

U forgot mikkmar and advocatus and rich123

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's time to make OT a bigger war than it already is.

old. this was sooo 2 days ago

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Gave Myself BJ

my back hurt like hell after doing this lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Rolby:

hahah dikkmar likes men thats y he always argues like a girl hahahah gay

Like when I proved you wrong about Muslims always being peaceful buddies with everyone?

hahah ur gay go suck dicks or something lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

hahah dikkmar likes men thats y he always argues like a girl hahahah gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

is mikkmar really gay or is he joking?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

What is it about jiggling bags of fat that you find so endearing?

gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

shoutout to nicki minaj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

ikr iggy is fucking tranny whore who wants to be black

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Had My First Driving Lesson

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Believe my first driving lesson was with my father in his truck, it was only down the street, but at least I was driving an awesome truck.

that doesnt count man i mean real driving lessons that 1 minute lesson where u sit on ur dads lap doesnt count

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Twerker: Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azaleua

okay who do u think twerks better nicki or that girl who looks like a dog?
i vote nicki

 

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Topic: Kongregate / Why is OT still open?

wtf man. some random newfag who doesnt know anything about is like: uuhhh ot is bad lets remove it. wtf man y do u want something gone that doesnt even affect u. if u dont like ot just dont go to it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Had My First Driving Lesson

Originally posted by dias17se:

Did you gave the girls a ride ?

nope but when i can drive on my own i am ofc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Had My First Driving Lesson

so yesterday i had my first driving with my aunt for 30 euros per hour. normally its 32 euros. and we drove around in the streets and i was really good and i drove next to some hot girl and then i pressed hard on the gas and looked at her and she looked back at my car and shit. and in the end my aunt asked if i had ever driven before cuz i was really good. discuss ur first driving lesson and how it went

 
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Topic: Off-topic / History of Greece Thread

Lol greece was owned by muslims.for 500 years

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Ideal OT (YIOT)

Originally posted by HalfCutHenry:
Originally posted by Rolby:

we need less 10 year old newfags who keep making shitty threads

Rolby, that means you have to leave again.

tzz says the one who has a pokemon porn avatar

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I met with my very first boyfriend of 2008

Originally posted by MaoWee:

fuck you ill save my v-card for someone else then u fucking dumped me so go f urself im so done with ur shit
i can do wahetevr i want now im tired of u leaving me in and out all voer again so fucking tired im done
and this guy wont leave me alone i dont know how the fuck to make him

wtf u cant im gonna tell ur dad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Ideal OT (YIOT)

we need less 10 year old newfags who keep making shitty threads