Recent posts by ZomboticEvil on Kongregate

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Second Annual BYM Awards Ceremony

Actually, I think Purple Ninja’s are the most threatening.
Reason I’m nominated:
Trolling terminator.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Demons of Shadows[DoS] Recruiting

Thank you, another original poem~
When there is a fail, we mask it, with our shame, we are what pisses off the good name, we deserve death, we are idiots, we are why we failed. Are name is fail, and our job is alliance, we are the patheticness within this failalliance, why? We are DoS.
Our pussy leader, the stupid within this one, runs the failalliance like it’s easy. Makes us super easily squeezy, we dare not to fight back, because we’re the rotten of the stock, creaminess of the peaches, why? We are DoS!

Topic: Backyard Monsters / [Recruiting]☆MAFIA☆ [The underground kings]

You’ll should war DoS, they’re WoL remade. Besides, they still think the light is good, don’t stand for that. :P

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Demons of Shadows[DoS] Recruiting

We are DoS, we’re the failiances of failiances, we’re what haunts the fails of fails, we’re what make the threatning laugh, because, we’re Dos.
we cause nightmares to our mirrors, we will not succeed, we will surpass all the fails and be the least failed but still super failed alliance!
We are DoS.
We’re what people get our trades, we’re what gives paper planes, we can’t be taken seriously, why? We are DoS!

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Is that good? :P

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Second Annual BYM Awards Ceremony

Order in which people win the troll trophy:
1.zys123
2.ZomboticEvil
3.GearsChicken (He should be nominated but I won’t nominate him)

Topic: Off-topic / I have 20 bucks to spend on amazon...

Buy the cheapest porn.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {NOT Recruiting anymore} The Dragon Knights (TDK)

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Topic: Off-topic / PORK

Actually, they don’t eat pork on Saturday.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {NOT Recruiting anymore} The Dragon Knights (TDK)

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Topic: Off-topic / PORK

Originally posted by JayZeeM50One:

Originally posted by bjjdude:

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by 91238576T30:

Originally posted by bjjdude:

inb4rolby

He’s already in stupid brony. Go watch horses.

yea. stupid brony.

Muslims hate pork, right?

Are you thinking of Jews?

No, Catholics.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Knightime

Originally posted by Snapy888:

Ya, this isn’t even funny.Lock it!

You’re not even funny either. I would suggest banning yourself. :P

Topic: Off-topic / PORK

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

OINK OINK OINK

Shoots you in the oinker
I has dinner now.

Topic: Off-topic / If you had to have one of the OTer's to be president, who do you choose?

Originally posted by 91238576T30:

Myself.

We have a spammer alert.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {NOT Recruiting anymore} The Dragon Knights (TDK)

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Topic: Backyard Monsters / [Recruiting] The Flames of Avarice!

Originally posted by jnogales:

Hi, I’m level 50 now, finally made it

Inb4otherCongrats

Congrats.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {NOT Recruiting anymore} The Dragon Knights (TDK)

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Topic: Off-topic / Cake or Pie?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

1: Nobody throws cake in somebodies face
2:The cake is a lie so the pie is the only choice
3:Pie tastes better.

^ That also.

Topic: Off-topic / OT. You find out that the last person you cybered with was your parent/teacher

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Topic: Off-topic / Cake or Pie?

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

GIVE ME 3 REASONS WHY PIE IS BETTER THAN CAKE

I’LL GIVE YOU 3

1) Cakes have delicate flavours, rather than using high contrast
2) Cakes look much nicer when done right
3) Cakes have 3 components rather than 2 (cake, filling, and icing)

I actually made a Black Forest Cake today. Tastes like jesus.

So, you’re than anti-christ? Only the Anti-Christ would eat Jesus.

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1) That is your opinion.
2) You can design pie better if you tried.
3) cake isn’t a component, filling is a option, never needed, Icing can ruin a cake like a little bitch if putted on wrong.

Topic: Off-topic / Gum

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by DegenerationX:

Originally posted by JayZeeM50One:

Originally posted by Cizinec:

What’s with the reaction images, sonny? Do you think this is some kind of newfangled image board?

Yes.

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Charleston Chew.

Topic: Off-topic / OT. You find out that the last person you cybered with was your parent/teacher

Blame it on Immortal7777.

Topic: Off-topic / Cake or Pie?

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

Cake is superior. Much more delicious.

Topic: Off-topic / If you had to have one of the OTer's to be president, who do you choose?

Originally posted by Cizinec:

So is this an official position that actually lets them have power over everything, or do they just get a fancy title and pretend they actually have power?

Official position. Nobody can challenge there word for how much power they have…..

Topic: Off-topic / If you had to have one of the OTer's to be president, who do you choose?

Originally posted by Cizinec:

What does the person chosen become president of?

President of everything in the Universe. Including Quaker oats.

Topic: Off-topic / Cake or Pie?

I choose pie, I cannot lie, I will not say, for anything, cake, I will pay a find, hate the thing, but not lie. I love pie better than cake. No, that was not a poem of any sort unless you choose to like it