Recent posts by Kuramakyubi on Kongregate

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Topic: Freefall Tournament / FFT Videos PIS (4)

The devs remove post for a reason. This isn’t a playground.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Blasters...

Nothing is impossible with a certain class you morons…

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Report Hackers

Originally posted by macallow4:
Originally posted by cockshooter:

mother teresa. kuramakyubi. noob hackers that never admits they hack

in fact they do. publicly. in game

prove it. aside from flappys 3 second clip.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Things the server maintenance didn't do.

Originally posted by DariosZulco:

._.

Then the title is deceiving

No it is not deceiving. It’s simply stating what the maintenance did not do. I just wanted people to know. If you already know then don’t reply. Simple _

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / New Classes

Originally posted by xX_Vince_Xx:
Originally posted by Kuramakyubi:

PLEASE RELEASE THE NEW HEROS THIS YEAR FRG, I WILL GIVE U ALL DAH KREDS

I agree, realease the new heros… this year. I’m not promising anything about giving kreds, tho’.

I agree with your agreement.
I definitely won’t be waiting till some late ass date like june 2015 for some new fking heroes. It’s this year or nothing. I might be able to stretch my due date to February 2015 but that’s it. I waited way to damn long. And if they aren’t getting the necessary amount of money to support this game then…shut it down.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Things the server maintenance didn't do.

Not true. Many players who weren’t as experienced in the community were stating things like hackers being banned and so on. If you read the comments and look at some forum post’s then you’d clearly see that…. But whatever. This thread isn’t to discuss that.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Things the server maintenance didn't do.

Didn’t add any new game content. No hacks were patched. And no one was banned. Most of those rumours are false. Have a nice day.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Team Guide: How to work together

Originally posted by SupersSonics:

First semi-usefull post coming from you kura! you made this hedgehog proud.

I don’t care what you think nor do I want your acknowledgement. Gtfo

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Team Guide: How to work together

Click Click Click Yes! I just pwned that tank! Stupid neutron shell abuser deserved it, haha. Click click click, crap the yellow/blue team is camping on base. Click click click, Maybe If I charge in without a plan and randomly attack the first person I lock on….. Argh! I died! Why won’t my stupid team help me???

Hello fellow freefall tournament player. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever joined a team that’s full of competent players who all speak the same language? And has that team ever failed so hard that you lost the match by a large margin? Do you want to learn leadership skills in FFT to make a team be successful? Well look no further, because I’m going to give you 5 free of charge tips on how to make the most out of your team and win the match!

#1. Angry leadership
Half of your team is camping, you’re constantly dying, and the one idiot helping you is charging in like an idiot… You rage, you cry, you scream, you quit the match, and you close fft, and maybe you deck that f!cker in the head. You’re not alone, most players who have reached a certain skill level realize that their teams are usually inefficient. It could be because of lack of skill or lag or whatever. Whatever the reason is all YOU need to know is how to get your team to win. Let’s begin.

#2. Yell at them. Yell as loud as you can (in-game of course). Use multiple caps, punctuate with swear words, do whatever. Remember when you got in trouble for cussing in class? Do that in game. But more worse. Call them all useless noobs, idc what you do just do it angrily. Sometimes this method works, sometimes it doesn’t.

  1. Camp
    1. Get your tech/shocker and camp in base. Heal, just heal, heal heal heal. Eventually someone will get pissed off and call you out. And guess what? That pissed off wanker will use his anger to kill the opposing team. It’s a win win situation.

Talk it out: 3.This is the clear headed strategy to getting your team functioning. Just tell your team what to do and how to do it. Tell them what’s going to happen. Don’t just charge in or you’ll all die. Have some people get ready to back you up when you cap base. Have shockers and techs expand their area of influence instead of standing in one spot. This could work. But if theirs a language barrier just f*ck it.

#4. Charrrrrrrgee!!!!!
Charge into enemy terrain and die. Eventually your teammates will see how brave and courageous you are and they will join you. Guaranteed 50/50 chance of working.

#5. IP address nerd hacking skillz
Hack your teammates or opponents wireless connection and disconnect them from the game! This tip is only for legit hackers.

If you want more tips free of charge please call 911. We also have a special deal that includes 15 more tips and video guides and also 1000 kreds included! To get that free deal you must first call 911 and say the special bonus code to the operator. It is: I’m going to shoot my kids. You have 5 minutes to come and save them or else." After that please hang up as soon as possible so the operator can enter your code in and record that you actually said it. Within 30 minutes you can expect your beautiful tips and even apply them on the local jail gang! Have fun :)

Side effects include dry mouth, dizziness, high triglycerides (determined by a blood test), and headaches. While side effects, if they occur, are typically minor and easily treated, some problems may require immediate medical attention.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / New Classes

PLEASE RELEASE THE NEW HEROS THIS YEAR FRG, I WILL GIVE U ALL DAH KREDS

 
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Topic: Monsters & Dungeons / Egg God Cult

wtf…

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / NEW UPDATE OMG

This thread is still going? 1. Jack, no one is listening to you when all you do is post about art.

Honestly can someone please help this game thrive? Spend money on kreds for no reason idk do smoething. Help the game thrive. P2W Is the answer.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Cant connect

Oh please bite my bait. So this thread can take a turn into flame war hell.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Cant connect

Originally posted by asama11:
Originally posted by macallow4:

what i told you in chat, i heard that they are fixing a bug but nothing sure

yeah i know whats happing they are trying to get a new hero and they are trying to move glitchs and hackes

They aren’t moving glitchers and hackers you insignificant piece of crap noob. And hero’s and maps aren’t coming out because they said they will tell us about them. Stop spreading bs.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Resolution Problem FFT

You have to buy a new computer or a more powerful graphics card for your specific laptop/computer/etc.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / I bought a tank smh...

Don’t even use tank. With your skill the only thing you’re going to accomplish in a match is spamming shell at the last second of your life and haxing someone. Just stick to gunner and the whole world will greatly appreciate your thoughtfullness.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Report Hackers

Originally posted by Dotaman:

del is mostly right except the part about me being a jerk. Actually I am more of an asshole.

Thanks to that shitty trait of mine, kura will likely leave the forums just like jack cos they can’t handle it ;)

no i wont .-.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Dear Developer, I would like to know your policy towards hackers

Originally posted by janiye:
Originally posted by Dotaman:
Originally posted by janiye:
Originally posted by PIS_DarkBeat:

I think WPE pro are also used besides on
cheat engine…

I would recommend .net reflector but if you want a free decompiler you could use Telerik decompiler.

@Dota Unlimited Cash is not really possible. The only way to hack cash is to hack the amount of cash you receive each win or loss and Unlimited fuel and WH is more common than you think but it’s hard to spot people having those hacks and Slide speed / movement speed is 1 hack.

Hacking right after you use Zcash on upgrade sounds very possible. Change your values to 0 so that you won’t suffer from cash reduction or opposite value which increase your Zcash instead.

Though you prolly need to face a gorillian codes first xD…. but please do take note of this theory. Experiment!

Yeah that was the first thing i did try. I did edit the packets it did send when i bought upgrades. Made upgrades cost 0 and then tried with -100 so i got 100 cash every time i bought a upgrade but it’s server sided so everything goes back to normal after you refresh.

So blatant. So sexy. Teach me how to be like you janiye. Please.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Dear Freerangegames

Originally posted by freerangegames:

I read it. Was there a question?

My question is will you continue to post like that? And I mean “like that” by how your actually responding to threads now. I really like the person on your frg account now. Please keep it up.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / FFT Gif scenes :P

First XD post by frg? Win.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Dear Freerangegames

FRG has officially stated that hacking will be curbed in some way or another in the foreseeable future. For now the only option you have is to report the hacker to FRG (please note that immediate action will not taken). A good report would be something like this
*I saw jina11 hacking in (server) at (date) and doing (insert whatever you think a hack is here). Also note, all hack reports will only be classified as valid information if you include sure proof of hacking. So no pictures, and no story telling, and no eye witness reports. Only videos, or some other form of sure fire evidence.

Good day sir.

EDIT: If your computer sucks so much you can’t play for more than a few minutes then please consider upgrading your ping, lowering your full screen resolution, buying more RAM, or getting a new computer. FFT has gotten more glitzy and sparkly since the last update so please consider those options.

PS: Do your research first before you cry.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Report Hackers

Originally posted by Dotaman:
Originally posted by jack800:
Originally posted by Dotaman:
Originally posted by jack800:
Originally posted by Dotaman:

Strange isn’t it, jack. You had no friends here to begin with, got betrayed by Glaceon then siding up with Kura. Now he tells you to fuck off and here we are, you became a splinter in his socks. It’s natural though, kura is a prick so you better practice what you preach; report all his posts.

It seems that you hate the truth because it is so bitter. Please don’t compare an artist like me to you.
You have spent at least 8000 hours on FFT (in total, which is a huge amount). I hardly spend any time on this game, and on this forum, which indicates that I have other things to do in life. However, you don’t.

Despite all I have said, you will simply try to dispute me and prove me wrong. I shall leave you trapped in an illusion filled with lies that you perceive is true.

Please refrain from using weaboo shit in your vocabulary and grammar. Bleach really ruined your mentality 100% huh?
Also,

8000 hours = 333 days 8 hours
1000 hours in-game is more than enough to surpass G5. It may have took me 1 month to get to G1, but my average game hour was around 5 hours a day.

Because you mentioned that you hardly play (paper thin experience), you cannot simply say how long I play FFT since you took your opinions directly from your anus. Why do you have to destroy yourself with your own post?

For some reason, you and Kuramakyubi are intentionally being hypocrites. I wonder what both of you are up to? (My previous post in this thread might have actually stated the truth. You are trapped in an illusion.)

Hopefully, this post will further help display your stupidity for my amusement.

You always ignore my post’s content that you quote, then go on with your foolish ideals and turn them into words of expression. It’s like you can’t find the words to talk about it.

Why do people like you not consider suiciding by now?

If people like me considered suicide I’m sure you’d be dead already. Don’t think to highly of yourself. Your no better than any other human being on this planet or any human that has ever existed. You aren’t making huge contributions to society or discovering the Higgs Boson particle. So shut up with your ignorant comments. All you ever do is insult and post 3 or so sentences because your puny brain is incapable of handling lots of information. And I’m afraid that is your problem sir. Go find someone else to hate because your life sucks so much.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / NEW UPDATE OMG

Yes I do think I’m that funny. In fact I’m hilarious. The fact that your unable to see through sarcasm, being funny, and being seriou s is sad. Never go full retard abu0.

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / Dear Developer, I would like to know your policy towards hackers

Originally posted by del1244648:
Originally posted by freerangegames:

In general, we don’t have time to try hunting down each hacker one by one and banning them, since FFT doesn’t make enough money to justify our wages. As you know, we make other games so we can keep paying for the FFT servers. If we don’t make those other games, we will no longer have jobs or FFT.

If people are hacking, yes, it’s our fault that we didn’t design the game to be hack proof. From feedback that we’ve received, our next patch will hopefully stop some of the exploits. When is the next update? idk. Hopefully soon. Again, it depends on us having time to do it.

I know you don’t like hackers. Neither do we. What can you do?

1) Report them to Kong. Kong has technology to track users and their alt accounts. If we just ban players now, they create alts and we can’t tell if we are effective banning them or not.

2) If you know how to hack and can actually duplicate an exploit, please send us a private message on exactly how to do the exploit. Tell us what tool you used. Show screenshots. That helps us when we are patching. We ourselves are not hackers and honestly, many of you know more about FFT than we do.

3) Ignore hackers. Most just want attention. If you are silent, they go away in a couple of days. (I realize this is hard to do.)

Thank you for your reply. I will report the situation to Kong then. I understand the financial difficulty in game design and development, especially for free online games as the promise of earning more through regular updates is grim. I love FFT very much and I don’t want it to be infested with hackers because of insufficient maintenance funds. Does FRG have any donation accounts? If yes just create a sticky on the forum. I am sure many of us would love to support FRG.

Keep up the good work!

I bet you feel so incredibly butthurt knowing your campaign against hackers is null. Hopefully you know Kongregate won’t just outright ban someone hacking if the devs aren’t taking action against it themselves! Maybe someday a coconut will drop on your and you’ll understand that unless you get sufficient evidence against me like a whole video and lots of evidence then Kong won’t ban anyone.

Jan and Kura walk down the marriage isle together, hand in hand they embrace each other, *bleep that guy, :)*

 
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Topic: Freefall Tournament / random constructive thread

I want to know how to lock on to enemy targets.

Please answer. (Self declared noob)