Recent posts by Tulrog on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

So you use randomization. At least randomization in terms of what one would expect from a specific Kongpanion (faster ones would give bonus to speed, tougher ones to hp or def etc.). I suppose that’s the best solution from a dev’s point of view. But it comes at a price. The Kongpanions have a lack of a meaningful identity. You could replace them with anything else and it wouldn’t make much of a difference.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

@Tukkun: How did you solve the problem with making the Kongpanions somehow individual but still up-to-date? Are their effects random or do you update your game every week and set the stats for the new Panion by hand? As far as I can see this is the biggest problem with the Kongpanions (besides balancing issues).

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How many usernames are there possible to have on Kongregate total?

Tukkun nailed it.

Also if you are a lazy fuck and ok with an estimate you could just take a look at the last part of the sum (36*37^15). The rest of the sum won’t have any impact on the magnitude of the result.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Romeo & Juliet

With regards to the subject? You’re right on that one. They are completely different. But they are both masterpieces of literature. And somebody who like one good book might also like a completely different but still good one. Better to provide information and let the other person discard it as irrelevant than to make the decision for him/ her. And you surely can’t deny that 1984 could be relevant to your daily life these days. ;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Romeo & Juliet

Haven’t read Romeo & Juliet.

Go read Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four instead. This will give you a great impression how life is going to be in a few years. Not an easy book to read though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is anyone seeing (unidentified) in their quotes?

It’s a satanic ritual to bring this guy back.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite Bible Verses

Originally posted by Toa_of_Pi (well-defined):

Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!”

How to spot someone with a good taste in movies. Exhibit A.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to stop my noods from leaking further more

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every man was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of noods. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, MaoWEE keeps her noods enslaved and as a privilege to the few lucky enough to be born with the right nickname.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest — quest for noods left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and watch MaoWEE’s noods.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and noods.

And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! MaoWEE’s noods are free at last!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / BREAKING MOTHAFUCKN' NEWS:

I for one would like to welcome Australia in the coalition of the free and secure. Enjoy upcoming features like total surveillance, freedom camps, PATRIOTISM!!!! and countless promises that this is all for your best. Not that this will stop terrorism, but you won’t notice it anymore due to constant paranoia.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Seesine, since I have started watching Gintama, I have finished 192 episodes and it is fucking amazing. I love this show so muchhhhh

Gintama has lost its charm at some point when the general ideas started repeating. But so far this is my favorite Anime (yes I like it even more than Naruto). It’s just batshit crazy/ funny most of the time but still manages to pull some really good drama from time to time.

Zura janai, Katsura da! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / no firends

Originally posted by gergorygamer:
Originally posted by Tulrog:
Originally posted by gergorygamer:
Originally posted by Tulrog:

Buy them money.

dafuq i hav no money!!! i m 14 yr old jobles

No. Buy them money.

how to???!?!

just reduck money

 
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Topic: Off-topic / no firends

Originally posted by gergorygamer:
Originally posted by Tulrog:

Buy them money.

dafuq i hav no money!!! i m 14 yr old jobles

No. Buy them money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / no firends

Buy them money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why did they kill off L? (DeathNote)

Foot massage? Foot massage !

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why did they kill off L? (DeathNote)

Idk but I skipped everything after that with the exception of the ending.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / My personal opinion, Administrators are making Moderators handle trolls on chat rooms sort of wrong.

Originally posted by writtenwings:

I would like to add that admins cannot see PM’s

Are you sure about this? This sounds unlikely. First off it is their system so there should be no technical problems with that. They could still leave this feature out on purpose but that would make legal steps harder. I’m talking about crimes here… not trolling. A screenshot can be manipulated but a log from the company providing the chat service (aka Kong) should be enough to contact the police.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Contact number for Guantanamo bay.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

If I call them…
I don’t want to be waterboarded

Don’t worry. The Guantanamo Freedom Center has a broad range of exciting activities. Besides waterboarding there is also prolonged sleep deprivation, being fake burried alive, threats against your family and many more. There is something for every taste!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So Are We Realy Alone?

Aliens ain’t got no swag. They don’t know how to play with the cool kids.

 

Topic: Off-topic / ILLUMINATI IS REAL!

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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite weapon?

Over the ages, our weapons have grown more sophisticated. With Gotham, we tried a new one: Economics.

~ Magneto in The Avengers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it possible to get a mod removed

Ah… the sound of butthurt… so relaxing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the happiest fact you know?

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Tulrog:

The sun will kill off this planet in a few billion years.

We need quicker solutions.

Don’t worry. The glorious leaders of the kingdom of freedom have access to nuclear and biological weapons and believe in imaginary friends. That’s a good combination to eradicate humankind.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the happiest fact you know?

The sun will kill off this planet in a few billion years.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PC gamers are pathetic

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your opinions on the war in the Middle East

Wars are always great. They boost the economy, lessen the overpopulation problem and divert from domestic issues like unemployment. All hail wars!!!