Recent posts by Tulrog on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What soul will you eat.

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,
Naal ok zin los vahriin

That’s French and means:

Dude, where the fuck is our white flag
We should better run away

 
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Topic: Kongregate / STOP NON-IDLE GAMES!!!1!111

Beer Kongregate,

Please remove all non-idle games from your page. I don’t like them and their existence is an insult to my superior game taste. Also it makes it harder for me to find idle games. And while you are at it:

STOP LIKING THINGS I DON’T LIKE!!!!

The following reasons should be more than enough to convince you that my opinion is more important than the opinion of anybody else.

  • I can count to potato
  • Crows can see at night
  • Your mom is fat

On a related note please force all of the free developers to make idle games instead of all those other games.

Please note that disagreeing with me is a violation of the freedom of speech.

Thank you for your attention.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and Ra's al Ghul is in your bed.

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Tulrog:

Awesome! Another free specimen for an illegal genetic experiment.

Why everytime I read your posts I have the urge to break something?

Try your head. I’m sure breaking your head would solve all of your problems.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and Ra's al Ghul is in your bed.

Awesome! Another free specimen for an illegal genetic experiment.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which do you like better?

Snails. They are one of the deadliest animals in the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you guess someones age?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Tulrog:

Stalk them and skin them. Then count the rings. Works with trees. There is no reason why it shouldn’t work with people too.

Skinning them is equivalent to just ripping the bark off a tree. Won’t work.

Damn. You are right. Change of plan. Guess you’ll need a saw for a good guess.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you guess someones age?

Stalk them and skin them. Then count the rings. Works with trees. There is no reason why it shouldn’t work with people too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Bucket Challenge

Looks like the universe is annoyed too. The guy who invented this drowned .

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Life or death

Monty Python ftw…

It’s just a scratch.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are a famous warrior living in the Medieval Ages.

Armor is for the weak and the only acceptable weapon is a body part ripped from the last enemy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OTers.

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Why does most people think Australia is such a dangerous country because of our animals?

Because of nopes and even more nopes . I’m surprised the population hasn’t been eradicated by now. You know that game where you have 5 minutes to kill yourself by different methods? Australia would be the easy mode for such a game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OTers.

I’ve always wondered, how dangerous is it to life in Australia? Do you know anybody who has been poisoned by one of the many friendly creatures just waiting to kill you? Or is that image just exaggerated and you’d have to go barefoot into the wild to get in trouble?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your star sign?

Batman.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The [Semi-Official] Click Heroes Masterthread for Off Topic

10x clicks + double coin drops + 10% enemy coins per click + boss = WIN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Liberia: armed men break into clinic and "free" ebola patients

I don’t see the problem. Survival of the fittest at work.

But who knows. Maybe they aren’t complete idiots and are just trying to gather material for a biological weapon.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Questions about thegames8

I blame Obama!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Who is more of an "Official mascot" of Kongregate, KongBot or KongAnt?

Interesting choice. On the one side we have an insect which has no measurable personality whatsoever. A mindless drone which can be sacrificed and replaced with ease. On the other side we have a machine that has neither free will nor creativity. A mindless servant that will do its master’s bidding no matter what.

Have fun choosing. I’ll stick with crows. Crows are smart, creative and fun. That’s how I like the people around me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sinners should not be on the internet!

Crows are amazing. They have mind-controlling powers and can shoot tarantulas from their eyes. One day a crow almost died but then it didn’t!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Game Reviews; The Elder Scrolls Online

Well, there is always hope that the game gets better over time. After all that’s their first try with a MMO game. But I think you have a point with the whole freedom aspect. TES games thrive on this.

The very first thing I have done in an Morrowind was to steal EVERYTHING in the building where you create your character. Not because it was helpful. Just because I could. And it was a lot of fun.

Can’t do that with multiplayer games. And especially not with multiplayer games that are supposed to earn money. Both need restrictions as a core element of the game. And that’s killing one part of what makes TES games so special. But who knows maybe Bethesda will have a good influence on how future MMOs will be like. But right now I have the feeling like Picasso quit his job as an artist and started to work in an office. Understandable from his point of view but that’s throwing away a gift. Most people could do his job in the office but almost nobody could draw like him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The meaning of life

And what about immortality? You don’t have to create new life if you are immortal.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Game Reviews; The Elder Scrolls Online

That was an interesting read. But an Elder Scroll game which is just ok? That’s pretty much an insult to the series. The games so far haven’t been just ok. And they haven’t been just good. They have been mindblowing. I hope Bethesda doesn’t leave the path of single player games in favor of a better cash income.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guys lets go to hell!

So that’s what Leonidas meant by “Tonight we dine in Hell”. Typical case of miscommunication.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Who is more of an "Official mascot" of Kongregate, KongBot or KongAnt?

Crow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Next Moderator!

OT’s next moderator: The new show where people from all over the world degrade themselves in front of a huge audience to get a job which they will regret the second they get it. Oh and don’t forget about the verbal abuse from the jury consisting of fat angry kids which have an active sex life with basically every mother on this planet.

 

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