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Topic: Off-topic / How would this affect people?

Everyone who isnt a white heterosexual christian male would move away from the southern US

The south’s economy would die.

Mexico would declare war on Texas, because Texas would do something bad to illegal immigrants. Arizona and New Mexico would join in. They would all fall to Mexico while the surrounding states wont care.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The United States of America

Originally posted by ilvon:

I agree that Europe will fall soon, but not by the economy
By all the muslims

muslims don’t want europe.

Europe contributes nothing to the world so there is no advantage of taking it over.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The United States of America

Europe sucks and is going to die soon.

Soon Britain will become poor like Greece and then all of Europe will fall.

Then I can troll europeans by saying “Cool economy, bro”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / isitnormal.com

Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:
Originally posted by Saints_CROW:

one problem with people is that some of them have freakishly dark skin that looks gross.

I mean, who thought that sitting out in the sun until your skin is thoroughly burnt was a good idea?

And I cannot believe a bunch of disgusting birds decided to become emo and turn their feathers black.

>brony
>calling other things disgusting
>using emo as an insult

irony.jpg

Its funny because bronies are disgusting and are considered worse than emos

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >tfw your fingers and hand are too small

fingers?
hand?

what are those?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / isitnormal.com

one problem with people is that some of them have freakishly dark skin that looks gross.

I mean, who thought that sitting out in the sun until your skin is thoroughly burnt was a good idea?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Club Herobrine

Here is my herobrine story:

This one time I was playing minecraft. Something strange happened. THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF A MALEVOLENT VIDEO GAME GHOST AND NOT A GLITCH CAUSED BY NOTCH’S SHITTY PROGRAMMING!!!!!

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / We should ban knives

Think of the CHILDREN!!!

Every year, HUNDREDS of children are harmed by knives

They should be banned.

Anyone who disagrees HATES CHILDREN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can become a more advanced lifeform

0/10 NO CROWS :< :< :< :< :<

 
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Topic: Off-topic / There's a bunch of flies in my house

Zam, maybe ur house wouldn’t be full of flies if you didn’t smell like shit lolol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Texas School spends 60 mil on new football stadium

lol texas

Basically, a high school in texas decided that it needed a new football stadium. The school had just received a ton of money to upgrade their educational facilities.

They decided “Fuck educashun, lets bild a futbal stadeum!!!”, so they used most of the education money to build one.

Discuss how Texas is retarded.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You learn the birthday of your favorite mod.

Which mod is it and what do you buy them?

I get vegard20 a pet snail :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Deadric launguage

Nobody cares

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Denamo loves eating

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

denamo is also a BRONY
holy FUCKING SHIT MAN

well, vore is one of those weird furry fetishes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Denamo loves eating

He has a fetish for vore

Of course, denamo is a loser who uses Deadright’s name for not reason. If you want PROOF that this is denamo, ask any OTter who is a member of our super secret steam club

Discuss how denamo faps to cannibalism

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are tied up in a dark room, naked.

You feel multiple slimy things crawling all over you. Upon closer inspection, you are covered in DELICIOUS SNAILS :>

What do you do?

A) try to escape
B) nothing because you enjoy being covered in snails
C) Other (plz tell us)

Also, this is one of the snails:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / yoshis island

it has NO CROWS 0/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zshadow is a horrible mod

Lets look at the facts:

1. He doesn’t read threads, he only reads flags. You know, because the best way to know whats going on is to read a single post out of context
2. It has been 8 months now that Zshadow has been promising that the OT mods will get ban/silence powers “soon”
3. He literally made 3 popular OTters into mods based solely on how popular they are
4. He gives bronies special treatment and patrols their thread every hour.
5. He thinks that homosexuals are offended by terms like “newfag”

Discuss how Zshadow should leave OT FIVEever

 

Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / One day, all CROWS ascend to a higher plane of existance

Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:

We don’t need crows, all they are is a bunch of scavenging pieces of shit that taste like shit.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / One day, all CROWS ascend to a higher plane of existance

Without CROWS, every ecosystem on Earth is failing.

Science has found a way to turn humans into CROWS. However, it cannot be undone and you will be a CROW forever.

Would you become a CROW to save the world?

A) Yes. Saving Earth is relevant to my interests.
B) No. I would rather watch the Earth die than become a CROW
C) Other (plz tell us)

 

Topic: Off-topic / Newfig, newleaf etc Explaination be presented?

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Topic: Off-topic / >Spend 45 minutes sculpting the perfect character face in Fallout 3

Why would you bother making a good face for your character in a FIRST PERSON shooter that has no reflective surfaces?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the OFFICIAL Chik-Fil-A thread

Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by CROWexist:
Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

What did Chik-Fil-A do that was so Anti-Gay?

Discuss how supporting something causes the opposite to throw a shit-storm?

One of their CEOs announced that the company supports traditional marriage (this means they are against gay marriage)

Also, Chik-Fil-A often donates large sums of money to anti-gay organizations.

>Large sums of money

>$0.0025 on every dollar.

Wow you must suck at math.

Donating $.0025 of every dollar made can still be a large sum of money if you make millions of $ every year like Chik-Fil-A does.