Topic: Curio Quest /
A Step Towards A Good and Active Club
Hey Guys, Cave Johnson here. First of all, Welcome, gentlemen, to Club REXS. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians—you’re here because we want the best, and you are it. They say great clubs are built on the shoulders of great players. Not here. At REXS, we do all our work from scratch. No hand holding. Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man this game is hard, I need someone to support me” Well, worry no more! Because here, at our new initiative club REXS, Homies help Homies! We won’t let you down until you let us down. Plus, for a limited time, get a Virtual High-Five absolutely FREE on joining. Ha! Just try and get near that “leave” button, you’re dead!
And another offer, just because some people were insisting on it. We’re offering Cake! And I’m not lying, trust me! We’ll also give each one of you a combustible lemon, just use them wisely. Because When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the cake. They’re telling me I oughtta stop making these promotional offers. That gave me an idea: Make more promotional offers. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day.
REXS club isn’t just a regular club like most others. I made this because I was tired of joining clubs with many inactive players. So, in this club, only those are allowed who remain active and help each other out. This club wasn’t made to dominate CvC, but with all active members, it sure will. So, please only join this club if you can manage to remain active. We already have many members but If you are worthy, we’ll surely make room.
Please don’t consider it as a trick to get members in my club. See, I made this for everyone who wants actual “Friends” who can help him and play with him like a team. Thank you for reading, I appreciate that!
Here’s the detail, if somehow you’d like to join:
- The player must have atleast three 2-star curios. 1* team won’t do.
- All curios must be ATLEAST level 12. The Higher the better.
- Minimum Evolution level is 2, Evolution 3 is more appreciated of course.
I promise to help you in every need and to keep the club active at all time.
Once again, thank you for reading, I appreciate your time and efforts!