Recent posts by Balbanes on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

who’s watching hentai

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Why do I have to salvage to ascend

Originally posted by yeasy:

It’s probably to prevent switching relics during play, eg. use relics to farm souls, then switch to active (3min+ lucky strikes).

Omfg, really? That’s the other very purpose that goes hand in hand with equipment. It’s called: being versatile; that’s how the good players do it; you use what you need at the moment, and then you switch to what you need when the situation changes. Anyone who has played Final Fantasy 13 would know the dire need to suddenly change Paradigms, the biggest example being a fight with the Adamantitan (the largest, hardest hitting and by far highest HP having Adamant quadruped).

The other thing I was wondering: if we have to “salvage” relics to Ascend, and we only get one relic per Ascension, then why is the Junk Pile so large? The only reason I can see is for getting a large amount of Forge Cores. This is why I think they will be used for making, or “Forging” relics, because of the Junk Pile being so large; I mean, they had to have made it that large for a reason…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Sky Garden

This game DEFINITELY needs a badge (I’m not sure whether it should be Medium or Hard) for completing the game. It should be mentioned that the last “level” that is one line with things spaced out in an impossible-to-solve way is literally impossible.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Stellar Hunter 1 AND 2

I think they both need an Easy badge for getting a collective score of (insert predetermined #) and a Medium badge for completing all 50 levels with 100% score.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge Suggestions!

Sky Garden

This game DEFINITELY needs a badge (I’m not sure whether it should be Medium or Hard) for completing the game. It should be mentioned that the last “level” that is one line with things spaced out in an impossible-to-solve way is literally impossible.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Badge Suggestions!

Stellar Hunter 1 AND 2

I think they both need an Easy badge for getting a collective score of (insert predetermined #) and a Medium badge for completing all 50 levels with 100% score.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Wich relics are there?

Spartan Guard of Time
Common
Level 38
+20 seconds to Boss fight timers
-2% Boss life
+1 seconds to duration of Metal Detector

I’m not copying this next one:

Originally posted by Bralic420:

Scimitar of Thrift
Uncommon
Level 3
-2% Hero Hiring and Level-up cost.
Lame first relic :o(

It has the same name, but mine is higher level, has twice the effect and is common:

Scimitar of Thrift
Common
Level 38
-4% Hero hiring and level-up cost

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Terra

1* = 1 x (10 to the 63rd power); that’s a 1 with 63 zeroes after it. e69 would be 1,000,000* Anything past 99,999* will be in e## form. So yeah, you have quite a bit to go yet. :( Don’t be dispirited about Terra being expensive. That will become a breeze to cover when you go for later heroes; it always is. >:D

If you want to hire all heroes, much less get to the highest zone possible (without hacking or raising Iris past 4725), you’ll have to be in it for the long haul and put some real dedication to it. :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Conditions for joining Kongregate...

By now, many people have to have seen these kind of posts—> http://imgur.com/SJV38bk and if you check out the poster’s profiles, they look like this or just about http://imgur.com/Y1OYIkH The common things are: favorites, friends, fans and badges are 0, they are level 1, they have no badges after a long enough time, they have the exact same meaningless post spammed in one or more places and most of all, their join date is the same as their posted comment date, like they only joined that one day to post that one thing on one or more parts of Kong.

Some players might get Shouts or PMs like I did that are like this http://imgur.com/6BKyQKR It’s the exact same format as a scam reply from a posting on the casual encounter section of Craigslist.

Now, these end up getting flagged by someone or another shortly after posting, but how about this proposal…

Newcomers can contact Kong staff or support with those various email addresses if they have issues, but cannot post VISIBLE PMs/Shouts or forum posts until they have earned badges in at least 5 different games. They can still post comments and forum posts, but they will be invisible or say “pending” or something and once they have a badge from that 5th game, it will be like normal. Or just not be able to post at all until the 5 game badge thing.

Another thing could be to have their IP address to know if they’re joining under a different email address and name and stuff.

An alternative to this whole thing could be to have everyone’s first 10 PMs/Shouts and first 5 forum posts “pending approval” or some such, just to see if they are spammers. A red flag of this would be to notice if they post several, one right after another.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / What will the new tab be?

There is a new tab that looks like a wooden box with a keyhole. Anyone have any idea about it?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

and his libido

 
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Topic: Kongregate / "Edit" option for game comments

If they do implement this, there could be a little tag like the “Hide”/“Show” tag when it gets “below rating threshold”. The tag could be “Comment has been edited” and the hide/show thing could be “Original”/“Recent”. “Original” being the original comment and “Recent” being back to the edited version. This would mean that you could only edit a comment once, which is reasonable. So, it could switch back and forth (while staying on the same page) between the original and edited comment.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / "Edit" option for game comments

Like Thomas5436 said, I also like it and think it is a neat and convenient idea. I also wish I could make a minute change every now and then without deleting it, especially if a comment get an extremely great rating, and I mean like 50 or above. However, the problem, stated by arcaneCoder, is Human behavior. Just one example: someone could post something that gets a good rating, and then change it to something that bashes someone else or says something bad.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Is there a way to delete game messages?

I know you can delete the other PMs you get, but not the game ones. If there is, I obviously missed something that may be in plain sight. If there is a way to delete game messages, can someone tell me how? Thanks.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Revolc Info

Originally posted by cassavaftw:

Revolc costs about 13k HS to max, just saying. Also did you catch that it’s clover backwards ;_;

Just like Argaiv being Viagra backwards. XD

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / What is a hidden clickable item?

To elaborate more on Manicfirez’s post, specifically, the things that randomly appear give a bit of money and possibly a ruby; MAYBE two rubies if you have Revolc with it’s given level’s %. The one that appears at almost the top of the game screen at almost the very right that slowly moves across the screen until it reaches the skill bar is the one that can activate a random skill for free. Not all though; the two it won’t do are Energize and Reload.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Eggs???

They give some more gold than regular enemies, but nowhere near what the chests give. A lot of the time they will also give a ruby, although frequency of appearance will fluctuate. You may get 6 rubies in 20 minutes and then go for hours without getting one. Most annoying is having 28 or 29 rubies and not getting one for a half a frickin’ day.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / 35 cliks one second

Yeah :D my (non cheating, so no, I don’t hack or cheat) record for clicks per second is 52, with mouse keys of course.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / RUBY PROBLEM

I get eggs all the time when I’m in Idle mode and if I refresh the page; they don’t always have a Ruby, but yeah…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Avatar Wall

I think my avatar would be good too. I’ve gotten quite a few admiring messages from other Kong players about it. :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / let us delete suggested

IKR; here are some of my paired suggestions: 1—City of Steam: Arkadia (MMO, Multiplayer, Unity, 3D, Steampunk) because you rated Belial: Chapter 1 (Devil, Point and Click, Mouse Only) highly. 2—Contract Wars (Unity, Shooter, 3D, Action, Multiplayer) because you rated Stellar Hunter (Atmospheric, Mouse Only, Relaxing, Space, Hunting) highly. 3—SAS: Zombie Assault 4 (Zombie, Multiplayer, Shooter, Team) because you rated Diamond Penthouse Escape (Escape, Point and Click, Adventure, Mouse Only, Puzzle) highly. o.O I’m just sayin’.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Suggestions for next Update

I made a post almost the same as Paratroopa123 two spots above me before seeing this section. his is a good idea and I thought up that same Ancient; here’s what I wrote (before I checked out this section for update suggestions). There is a 0.5 second delay between an enemy dying and the new enemy appearing, except at the end of a 10-set. There should be an Ancient with a max level of 5 that costs the usual 1 more HS per level (example: 4 HS for level 4) that reduces the dying delay by 0.1 seconds per level. So, when you max it out at level 5 there is no delay between one enemy dying and the next enemy appearing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever heard a strange sound that others can't hear?

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Have you ever heard the story about the woman who had a June bug stuck in her ear and kept yelling ‘the helicopter! the helicopter!" and her family took her to the ER thinking she’d gone nuts? Took them a while to figure out that she had a June bug stuck in her ear and it’s beating wings sounded like ‘the helicopter’ and the pain of the insect scurrying around in her ear was making her panic hysterically.

It was on “Untold Stories of the ER” and they ended up pouring alcohol down the ear canal and had to remove the insect piece by piece. Thankfully it didn’t permanently damage the ear drum…

I heard of something similar on a news program once. A kid kept hearing what sounded like a light drumming, like someone drumming their fingers on a table right next to his ear. Eventually, his parents took him in to get that checked out. Turns out there were two spiders that had crawled into his ear, presumably while he was asleep, and made that their home. It makes sense as far as the habitat goes. If you look at the web of a house spider, you’ll see there is a “cave” or “burrow” of sorts, their main house part of the web, where they stay inside of when they aren’t on the big outside “fan” part that insects get trapped on. The ear is almost the shape of that “burrow” part of the web. Now, as far as them actually getting into his ear, some people wonder what kind of poor living conditions the family lives in for that to happen, but others argue that almost every house has spiders somewhere and it could happen in any house with spiders.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

Magnetosphere and Xaviersphere

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

used for calculating