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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:

>third from the 2nd-bottom right

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

I have no idea.

If I pulled it off, would he die?

I imagine it would be extremely painful.

He’s a big guy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Personal favorite RAGEish/Butthurt wall of text directed at you? (Friendly thread)

Originally posted by occooa:

No joke, I’m on aguspal’s side. Gus has never insulted anyone in my memory, there’s no reason to be treating him like that. Not surprised though, Fin is a sad little man, and he thinks he’s college material.

Anyway:

have you ever even seen a dick

I wrote that original copypasta as a joke, cokes. 35kdog just stole it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tale of Gabidee in the Kingdom of Trentis. The Awakening.

MFT, god of the nigger realm.

A Y Y L M A O
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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Originally posted by andyb112:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by andyb112:

>third from the 2nd-bottom right

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

I have no idea.

If I pulled it off, would he die?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

Originally posted by andyb112:

>third from the 2nd-bottom right

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Regrets?

I don’t regret a single thing. Regrets are for people who can’t transmute bad situations into good ones.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

make an account on fly or die and I will kick your butt at chess

http://www.flyordie.com/chess/

I’ve played like 10 games of chess today.

No more for right now… just.. no more.

I’m going to be having wet dreams of the white queen tonight…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by GRAPHICDESIGNC:

Whoa, slow down! There’s a limit on how quickly you can post in our forums, please wait a bit and try again.

That annoying message needs to go staright into the trash.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just kicked some motherfucking ass in a chess competition

Played two schools today

I #rekt both of the people I played.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

Yay you’re making progress! You noticed my grammar errors I intentionally made thus making you more skilled at the English language! At this rate you’ll be on board with the rest of society in no time! :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Battleship thread

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I SINK YOUR BATTLESHIP

That’s the spirit Gabidou!

We need to sink him. Hard.

Good work Cory and Trevor.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Here, perhaps this will help you boost your intelligence.

tips fedora

 

Topic: Off-topic / dear mod

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Topic: Off-topic / dear mod

Originally posted by andyb112:

I wonder who it is?

dear mod

she

BOY I WONDER

WHO IS THE ONLY FEMALE MODERATOR (not admin) OF OT?

 

Topic: Off-topic / dear mod

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Topic: Off-topic / HOLY SHIT SO I FOUND THIS COOL TRICK

>.gif

GEE I WONDER

 

Topic: Off-topic / KongregationTC, the revival

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Topic: Off-topic / This is what fat acceptance activists actually believe

Originally posted by occooa:

I’m not, and treating anyone badly is wrong.

There are those who deserve yo live and those who don’t. Fatties don’t.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what fat acceptance activists actually believe

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

ebin /pol/ imagery :DDD

Simply ebin

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The returning thread

Originally posted by andyb112:

It really wasn’t that long ago.

Fuck you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what fat acceptance activists actually believe

Originally posted by occooa:

loose weight

All forms of bullying are unacceptable, including body shame. If someone wants to risk premature death, they have that right, but we do not have the right to harass them for it. This doesn’t mean you have to date them or befriend them or even acknowledge them. It means you should treat them as you would anyone else.

>treating someone poorly because of choices they make is wrong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what fat acceptance activists actually believe

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Ganthro:

Does that ever even happen? I mean, like to the average person? Freak incidents don’t count, you guys…

Fatties aren’t average people, they’re freaks. And, by extension, every incident that happens that involves them is a freak incident.

Especially things like sex.

The landwhale mating ritual usually involves years of desperation and a lot of alcohol.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is what fat acceptance activists actually believe

Originally posted by Ganthro:

Does that ever even happen? I mean, like to the average person? Freak incidents don’t count, you guys…

Fat acceptance activists use improbable situations to justify their desire to have mainstream society accept them despite how being fat is a horrible thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by Ganthro:

That’s quite a conspiracy theory.

It’s a lot less plausible than the failed-abortiongate of [insert your birth year]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

THANK YOU ENOLA-CHAN!

Enola? what?

Nice edit.