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Topic: Off-topic / WhooHoo Epic Joker [Spoilers]

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

I have to see it .

You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I make a thread saying, like, a shitposter will get banned, or a truckload of threads will be locked, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I bump one little old thread, well then everyone loses their minds!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New York proves global warming a hoax

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

>tfw live in jew york
>tfw like 10 schools only like 10 miles away are closing
>tfw my school hasn’t closed yet

Fuck you too, educational system.

Maybe they knew which school you go to and wanted to keep it open for your sake.

Fuck, I knew the jews were behind this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things you should do but choose not to

>not going to the gym

>mfw that degeneracy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New York proves global warming a hoax

>tfw live in jew york
>tfw like 10 schools only like 10 miles away are closing
>tfw my school hasn’t closed yet

Fuck you too, educational system.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its time to speak up.

Crashing this thread…

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am an ugly girl and this cute guy keeps avoiding my advances

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Wait…which thread came first?

I came first. He hasn’t come yet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

hey look im radar im being nice to one of the cool kids so ill fit in!!!!

Well, learn to post proper gifs under the proper circumstances and maybe I won’t yell at you for posting said gifs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Oh far too many to even consider which would be my greatest blunder.

My most recent was a few months ago when falling flat on my ass during college micro lab. Here is my stupid self leaning in a chair while playing with harmful bacteria when next thing I know I barely slip it back in the holder while I’m falling to my demise.

And there they all swiveled around, staring and snickering. Worst yet I had all 20 of 20 points deducted for poor conduct, because apparently falling out of your chair while holding dangerous objects is in of itself dangerous. It was the first C I ever made. QQ On top of the I had my sadistic professor lecture me for 30 minutes on lab safety and what a moron I was, just to rub it in.

Moral of the story is never ever lean in your fucking chair ever.

I bet if someone was videotaping that, it would have went… viral.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

hey look im radar im being nice to one of the cool kids so ill fit in!!!!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Bring back Global Mods, here is a reason why Global Mods are needed more than Room Mods

The real problem is you people don’t know how to self moderate.

There’s a mute option. Use it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Im just gonna do some impressions

Originally posted by niceman555:

Me: Sorry, too busy sucking Zam’s ass.

Mikkmar: But Gab, you’re a fucking autistic faggot who always thinks he’s right.

Gabidou: Gardevoir is amazing, everyone who says otherwises is ignorant and idiotics.

SFJ: You’re all niggers. Kill yourself or drink bleach while I laugh behind my screen.

Aguspal: Its been 3 MOUNTHS sicne i usrd spa;check. I wis i lived in Amerida.

Battleship203: Im into transgender furry hentai. Am I fitting into OT yet or what?

abrazz: Yes, ill friend you for ONE HOUR, ok?

RoflWaffle: I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only these threads and some other posters that like picking on a kid. I don’t care if a useless OTer is better than me, like that makes sense. Please see this and say, “Ok.” My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion. Godzillar, anybody who hates me so much that when I am in the fucking mood that I am never in now when I post and attack for no reason, leave me the fuck alone, you nasty trolls.

Mafefe: CROWS :> I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only these threads and some other posters that like picking on a kid. I don’t care if a useless OTer is better than me, like that makes sense. Please see this and say, “Ok.” My random outburst to show my side of comedy was from my opinion. Godzillar, anybody who hates me so much that when I am in the fucking mood that I am never in now when I post and attack for no reason, leave me the fuck alone, you nasty trolls.

FullMeasureZam: Make fun of this kid and you will only be banned for 5 months.

Pretty accurate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Calculus II.

Did you do a rock opera of the quadratic equation song?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

le memes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Briefly describe your most embarrassing moment

Being outed and being told what kind of person I was in front of a lot of people by this one person.

Strange as how that person I’d consider to be the person I’m closest to now. I’d like to think that experience helped me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What I think of OT

no frog .gif?

Disappointed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its like jay walking without even knowing!

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

I have been silenced for:

  • posting a shock site link to OT (or I think it was on my own profile
  • posting a screamer link on chat
  • having an inappropriate avatar

having an inappropriate avatar

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people have to be such dicks!? I will punch their teeth right up their noses!

Depends on if they have a gun or a knife.

Gun: Comply unless there’s an opportunity to disarm

Knife: Laugh in his face, punch him in the throat. Walk away while telling him to step it up and use a reeeaal weapon to mug people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / December 2014 - Santa Hat Month!

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

I didn’t find the image I wanted, but I found another one I can use.

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

>mfw

Since when your avatar has a Christmas hat?

Years.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / December 2014 - Santa Hat Month!

>mfw

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Hacktivist group in Turkey just deleted $668.5 billion USD in power bills.

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

But pure isn’t always better.

Is that true just for politics?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Hacktivist group in Turkey just deleted $668.5 billion USD in power bills.

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Hah! Only if they would attack the filthy capitalists of the US next.

Capitalism is the best system. It allows the strongest to thrive.

Too bad the US doesn’t use true capitalism.

Go on

The government has regulatory agencies and laws which limit business practices, thus, not pure capitalism.

But pure isn’t always better.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Hacktivist group in Turkey just deleted $668.5 billion USD in power bills.

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Hah! Only if they would attack the filthy capitalists of the US next.

Capitalism is the best system. It allows the strongest to thrive.

Too bad the US doesn’t use true capitalism.

Go on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Hacktivist group in Turkey just deleted $668.5 billion USD in power bills.

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

Hah! Only if they would attack the filthy capitalists of the US next.

Capitalism is the best system. It allows the strongest to thrive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Xiaolin Chronicles V/S Uncle Grandpa V/S Mixels

What

the fuck

are those

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Survey about Flash Games for a school project

1. Check your privilege cis scum
2. 17
3. Bodybuilding
4. Professional asshole
5.nope even though I’m on a flash gaming forum
6. Your mom
7. Your dad
8. Sex