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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

Originally posted by Bobz08:
Originally posted by Joshmala:

This is a contest for a life potion. The first person to complete the following steps and show video proof will win a life potion.
1) Start a new character on the ninja.
2) Collect 8 Kendo sticks. You are not allowed to get any better gear until you collect 8 Kendo sticks.
3) Level up to 20, without dropping any of the sticks.
4) Whenever you find a stat potion, replace the kendo stick with that stat potion.
Fill all 8 slots with ONLY that type of stat potion that you FIRST pick up. You must fight all gods you see, no cheating. (example : Find a speed potion first, fill inv with speed pots)
5) When finished, with all 8 slots filled, kill yourself on a hobbit mage.
RULES:
1) No exp boosters n’ stuff.
2) No cropping your footage, unless it’s your login stuff.
3) No help from friends/strangers. Do it solo. If you are seen killing gods with another dude you are disqualified.
4) No getting gear from your vault, only from killing monsters.
5) No dropping Kendo Sticks unless it’s to switch it with a stat pot.
6) Finally, absolutely, positively, NO PETS.
The winner must send a link of their video to me privately.
Happy hunting!
-Joshmala

what about life pots >:D HA

That wouldn’t work, since you need to collect the life pots from only glands.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, Kabam declares this game unprofitable and gives it to Jagex.
I wish knights didn’t soak up all the soulbound.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / The Generosity Phenomenon

Originally posted by Mousethecat:

How many priests did you make before this one?

Like 5. 3 died with no meaning unmaxed. 2 got to 1/8.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / The Generosity Phenomenon

Here’s a short anecdote about my experiences.
I used to scam players, I admit. During that time, my usual characters barely lived past 1/8 or just died prematurely.
Now that I’ve quit, and instead I give T9-T10 weapons, T4-T5 abilities, T10 armors, and T5 rings to lower level players, I’ve started creating a successful priest who has 5/8 stats maxed.
Anyone else having this karma experience?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

Originally posted by TheWhackers:

Challenge accepted. Question. Do pots have to be from gods or can they be from dungeons too?

Nope. They have to be from the unpredictable godlands where the ninja faces challenges that are varying for his class. Thanks for asking though.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

Originally posted by gogon12:

i did it now (with def pots)

Video proof? I’ll give you a half benefit of the doubt, but still, I’ll need a full video proof to give reward.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

Originally posted by trollapanda:

ur stoopud

Congratulations on having a poor grammar underthought comment being the first you ever posted on Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

Originally posted by POKEMANT111:

THIS IS…… THE WORST

It’s like the cinnamon challenge. That’s what my challenge was inspired by. Except this time you win something.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / THE KENDO STICK CHALLENGE

This is a contest for a life potion. The first person to complete the following steps and show video proof will win a life potion.
1) Start a new character on the ninja.
2) Collect 8 Kendo sticks. You are not allowed to get any better gear until you collect 8 Kendo sticks.
3) Level up to 20, without dropping any of the sticks.
4) Whenever you find a stat potion, replace the kendo stick with that stat potion.
Fill all 8 slots with ONLY that type of stat potion that you FIRST pick up. You must fight all gods you see, no cheating. (example : Find a speed potion first, fill inv with speed pots)
5) When finished, with all 8 slots filled, kill yourself on a hobbit mage.
RULES:
1) No exp boosters n’ stuff.
2) No cropping your footage, unless it’s your login stuff.
3) No help from friends/strangers. Do it solo. If you are seen killing gods with another dude you are disqualified.
4) No getting gear from your vault, only from killing monsters.
5) No dropping Kendo Sticks unless it’s to switch it with a stat pot.
6) Finally, absolutely, positively, NO PETS.
The winner must send a link of their video to me privately.
Happy hunting!
-Joshmala

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / #WinsToQuotes

Post your epic wins in RotMG then find a quote to go with it, if you can’t find a quote don’t post.
I was bored and my good character just died. I decided to go waste some people’s time in trading, so I flashed my life pot while trading a guy. He actually accepted when it wasn’t selected, so I clicked accept for free loot.
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
-Unknown

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Tips n Trix

Originally posted by WoG1747:

There is already an topic like this and it’s STICKY. Are you blind or stupid?

RotMG: What to do and what not to do

I think I’m.. normal! It’s here to find quirky facts and knowledge that you may not know. And as I look at the forum thing, I DON’T SEE THAT THREAD. So might as well create one that is visible to the public UNTIL people stop wanting to know more about RotMG.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Tips n Trix

Just a forum to steadily give Tips n Trix.
Valentine tip : Want to bring that shiny valentine heart into the realm without risking your precious egg? Use it, then trade it off to a mule, the valentine will remain.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / What kind of lag do I have

Yes, and you totally informed him HOW to fix it.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / what you hate about some players

DIAGNOSTIC OF FORUM MEMBERS
morcon : Wants to be a good player, is not, takes rage out on the forums.
Abid700 : Takes rage out on idiots.
loganruning : Attempts to look like a good guy when in reality is a really bad liar.
Vasya_ : Intellect who did not contribute to the conversation just put in a fact.
dchacko18 : Noob.
Gonkeymonkey : Sarcastic/noob.
Joshmala : Hippocrate/intellect.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / butt kicker

Absolutely no one does. Everyone can agree that this game is horribly designed and a money making scheme. cough

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Coming Up Of Names For Oryx

Hans Regmur. Meh.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / You Can't Hack Rotmg!!!

What about those who walk through the empty space in the sprite world or those who reconnect to dungeons? Isn’t that hacking? Or is there like a Konami code that allows people to do that? RotMG is not hackproof, and I won’t be surprised as technology continues, outdated games will eventually get hacked easier, and Kabam doesn’t seem to care much about RotMG as it’s other larger demographic appealing games are. To Kabam, the games they own are money machines that only need to, be repaired or slightly enhanced every now and then. It’s like a tycoon to them. A money making tycoon. And they’re winning. But the playerbase is not so far away to be losing.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you die.
I wish for infinite realm gold.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

If you went here, I can’t believe I fooled you into thinking this was it!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by ThePerfectRun:

Granted. You die, then you wake up.

I wish that I killed a Cube God and got a Dirk of Cronus.

Granted, the RotMG player “me” dies and your wish ends. Then you die.
I wish for my wish about free chocolate to be corrupted.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / AutoTradeBots

I am about to murder you all in 3… 2…. 1….
Why don’t they make an autotrade bot that scams you with a smart system? That’d be annoying.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, nothing happens to it, but stacked Medusa bombs happens to YOU.
I wish for utmost death with no other state but death.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / List all scammers here

so som white star came up to me and scamed me out of my cwhole i think his name was liek khorde or somethin im not sure

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your Famous Last Words?

Post your last words, along with what you died from. I got some.
DONT CAMP
“LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON!”
dies from Stone Mage
and
LOL WITH JUG I CAN SURVIVE GHOST GOD SHOTGUN
dies from Orc Warrior after Urgle armor break
oh dont forget
“Ready!” (in response to Skuld)
dies from Zombie Hulk after shotguns+armor break

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / RotMG: Wats ur bets loot?

Doku, Mana, and Abby. Sweg.