Recent posts by Joshmala on Kongregate

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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / #WinsToQuotes

Post your epic wins in RotMG then find a quote to go with it, if you can’t find a quote don’t post.
I was bored and my good character just died. I decided to go waste some people’s time in trading, so I flashed my life pot while trading a guy. He actually accepted when it wasn’t selected, so I clicked accept for free loot.
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
-Unknown

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Tips n Trix

Originally posted by WoG1747:

There is already an topic like this and it’s STICKY. Are you blind or stupid?

RotMG: What to do and what not to do

I think I’m.. normal! It’s here to find quirky facts and knowledge that you may not know. And as I look at the forum thing, I DON’T SEE THAT THREAD. So might as well create one that is visible to the public UNTIL people stop wanting to know more about RotMG.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Tips n Trix

Just a forum to steadily give Tips n Trix.
Valentine tip : Want to bring that shiny valentine heart into the realm without risking your precious egg? Use it, then trade it off to a mule, the valentine will remain.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / What kind of lag do I have

Yes, and you totally informed him HOW to fix it.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / what you hate about some players

DIAGNOSTIC OF FORUM MEMBERS
morcon : Wants to be a good player, is not, takes rage out on the forums.
Abid700 : Takes rage out on idiots.
loganruning : Attempts to look like a good guy when in reality is a really bad liar.
Vasya_ : Intellect who did not contribute to the conversation just put in a fact.
dchacko18 : Noob.
Gonkeymonkey : Sarcastic/noob.
Joshmala : Hippocrate/intellect.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / butt kicker

Absolutely no one does. Everyone can agree that this game is horribly designed and a money making scheme. cough

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Coming Up Of Names For Oryx

Hans Regmur. Meh.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / You Can't Hack Rotmg!!!

What about those who walk through the empty space in the sprite world or those who reconnect to dungeons? Isn’t that hacking? Or is there like a Konami code that allows people to do that? RotMG is not hackproof, and I won’t be surprised as technology continues, outdated games will eventually get hacked easier, and Kabam doesn’t seem to care much about RotMG as it’s other larger demographic appealing games are. To Kabam, the games they own are money machines that only need to, be repaired or slightly enhanced every now and then. It’s like a tycoon to them. A money making tycoon. And they’re winning. But the playerbase is not so far away to be losing.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you die.
I wish for infinite realm gold.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

If you went here, I can’t believe I fooled you into thinking this was it!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by ThePerfectRun:

Granted. You die, then you wake up.

I wish that I killed a Cube God and got a Dirk of Cronus.

Granted, the RotMG player “me” dies and your wish ends. Then you die.
I wish for my wish about free chocolate to be corrupted.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / AutoTradeBots

I am about to murder you all in 3… 2…. 1….
Why don’t they make an autotrade bot that scams you with a smart system? That’d be annoying.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, nothing happens to it, but stacked Medusa bombs happens to YOU.
I wish for utmost death with no other state but death.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / List all scammers here

so som white star came up to me and scamed me out of my cwhole i think his name was liek khorde or somethin im not sure

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your Famous Last Words?

Post your last words, along with what you died from. I got some.
DONT CAMP
“LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON!”
dies from Stone Mage
and
LOL WITH JUG I CAN SURVIVE GHOST GOD SHOTGUN
dies from Orc Warrior after Urgle armor break
oh dont forget
“Ready!” (in response to Skuld)
dies from Zombie Hulk after shotguns+armor break

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / RotMG: Wats ur bets loot?

Doku, Mana, and Abby. Sweg.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / 5 Reasons Why You Should Get A Trickster

1) Trolling – Teleporting to an unreachable spot will be a good fake dungeon call troll. Plus with maxed, you can add some gods firing at that spot too. :)
2) Damage – Even unmaxed, with an Emmy, you can reach some 210 damage with a normal att roll, plus the already good dexterity.
3) Versatility – 2nd best armor, 5.6 range, good attack and the ability to teleport makes good for a hungry trickster.
4) Teleport – Ability to teleport makes rushing and abusing dungeon flaws can make for an experience that almost cloning the adrenaline rush as a rogue.
And finally…
5) Henez – HenezRS recommends this class for use in the ganglands. If you deny the fate of Henez you will be sentenced to gangbang by Henez. So do the Trickster or prepare your butt for Henez.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / How 2 get rich

Originally posted by inujoshua101:

that would take like 3 years

it actually takes like 40 minutes but u still arent rich D:

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it died from AFKing on the beach while a troll resuammy’d on you.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your Surprising Moments

Some level 13 warrior entered with me and some other maxed warrior. He got a golden cross and puri while me and the other guy got 0 on the trooms n’ boss.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by XForgeX:

Granted but all it dropped where t0 items I wish for a panda..

Granted, got a useless level 1 panda with skills Attack Low, Attack Medium, and Rising Fury.
I wish for this wish to be a sanctified wish that makes the next person to corrupt this wish to be instantly gayified.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Scammers List

Originally posted by pingjingkon:

u are maxslayerz (rotmgtroller) make me in ur vid or wot u m8, i’ll rek ur nut

Umm. RotmgTroller’s account is a literal name maxslayerz on Kong. So it’s not him m8.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / PEt info

Originally posted by czhou:

Im kinda new so what is the max level that a pet skill can be?

100.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / Question

Originally posted by kingofrsjr:

you could win legit…i also expect 6th to reply to your comment

It’s been 2 years now, when will he reply?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but your stats don’t change and they cannot be increased by levels.
I wish for love.