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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / 5 Reasons Why You Should Get A Trickster

1) Trolling – Teleporting to an unreachable spot will be a good fake dungeon call troll. Plus with maxed, you can add some gods firing at that spot too. :)
2) Damage – Even unmaxed, with an Emmy, you can reach some 210 damage with a normal att roll, plus the already good dexterity.
3) Versatility – 2nd best armor, 5.6 range, good attack and the ability to teleport makes good for a hungry trickster.
4) Teleport – Ability to teleport makes rushing and abusing dungeon flaws can make for an experience that almost cloning the adrenaline rush as a rogue.
And finally…
5) Henez – HenezRS recommends this class for use in the ganglands. If you deny the fate of Henez you will be sentenced to gangbang by Henez. So do the Trickster or prepare your butt for Henez.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / How 2 get rich

Originally posted by inujoshua101:

that would take like 3 years

it actually takes like 40 minutes but u still arent rich D:

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it died from AFKing on the beach while a troll resuammy’d on you.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your Surprising Moments

Some level 13 warrior entered with me and some other maxed warrior. He got a golden cross and puri while me and the other guy got 0 on the trooms n’ boss.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by XForgeX:

Granted but all it dropped where t0 items I wish for a panda..

Granted, got a useless level 1 panda with skills Attack Low, Attack Medium, and Rising Fury.
I wish for this wish to be a sanctified wish that makes the next person to corrupt this wish to be instantly gayified.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Scammers List

Originally posted by pingjingkon:

u are maxslayerz (rotmgtroller) make me in ur vid or wot u m8, i’ll rek ur nut

Umm. RotmgTroller’s account is a literal name maxslayerz on Kong. So it’s not him m8.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / PEt info

Originally posted by czhou:

Im kinda new so what is the max level that a pet skill can be?

100.

 
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Topic: SAS: Zombie Assault 3 / Question

Originally posted by kingofrsjr:

you could win legit…i also expect 6th to reply to your comment

It’s been 2 years now, when will he reply?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but your stats don’t change and they cannot be increased by levels.
I wish for love.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s on a 400 dollar console that bugs out and sucks (WiiU).
I wish for robotic pants with arms (teehee).

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Class Ideas / Boss Ideas / Dungeon Ideas / Item Ideas

Originally posted by Youkyou:

Black beast:
Oryx didn’t make it, and it does not show as a quest. They’re are 5 orbs disguised as objects, these orbs don’t reveal they get hurt but have 100 hp.
Oryx hates it, so he hints you if your close:
Oryx the mad god > “You are getting close to a orb, treasure is in it! Now distroy it, it is disguised as a ?. It is also ? giant cubes away”

When all 5 orbs are distroyed, a message apears….
?? > “RAAAAOAOOAOAOOOO!”
shortly then oryx will say:
Oryx the mad god > “IT IS HERE, KILL IT!”

This is the beast…
The beast is a giant PITCH BLACK MONSTER that spawns in the exact middle of the island. It has these attacks:
Monster Drain: COMPLETLY kills a monster taking ALL the hp the monster has.
MOUTH HOLE: Will suck every player toward it on the island, if you are sucked in then you are possesed, you are then a ghost. Watching as your friends try to kill your possesed body. If your possesed body is dead then you come back alive where your body was at.
Mouth of space: Shoots a giant bolt that teleports a player in a random spot, it also does 500 damage.
I-beams: It shoots black lazers from its eyes around it, it does 100 damage per second in the lazer.

Note: IT CAN DO 2 ATTACKS AT ONCE!

After you kill it (It has 500000 hp with 50 defence)
It summons every still alive player to ITS realm.

The realm of space and hypto.

The monsters here are:

Black hole: Touch it and you die INSTAINTLY, it also shoots a bunch of parolizing with 50 damage shots, ALOT! And it is unkillable, so use the mystics power.

Sun ground: Shoots a bunch of shots that do 500 damage per hit, alot. So BE CAREFUL around these things. And the mystic power is cold enough to freeze the sun, making it normal ground.

Comet: a shot walls make, these do 150 damage with parolize and armor pierce.

Boss:

MASTER OF THE UNIVORSE:
In his first phase he says this:

“You will not survive fools, I am to powerful for even the greatist of oryx’s minions, SO FEAR ME.”
He then summons TIME DOG.
The time dog then says
TIME! IS! EVERYTHING!”
Time dog shoots out 50 damageing parolize things at you, he has 50000 hp and 0 defence.
He can also BARK making everyone be slowed, he does this every 5 seconds.
He says this when he uses BARK: “BARRRRRRK OF TIME!!!! YOU WILL NOW BE SLOWWWWWWEED!”
when you kill the dog then the univorse master goes into phase 2:
NOW YOU WILL FACE THE CAT OF THE INTERNET!”
The cat uses LAG on everyone every 2 seconds.
Lag does 50 damage and slows you and confuses you and sometimes makes you go normal and sometimes makes you teleport back to where you were.
And makes you have to aim backwards to aim where you wanna shoot.
It has 1500 hp and 0 defence.
In the master’s last phase he summons….. NYAN CAT!
Nyan cat says this when entering battle:
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN


Making half the people in the room turn into Catanoids.
They are like zombies but have 2x the stats of the oringinal besides mana and wisdom and vitality.
When they are all defeated nyan cat flees.


You finally get to attack the master now.
He uses:
COMET OF TIME: 500 DAMAGE AND PARALIZES YOU. HE SHOOTS THIS EVERY 5 SECONDS.
SUN OF SPACE: Shoots a giant bullet at a player which does 600 damage, he shoots this every 3 seconds.
Comet: 50 damage, he shoots this every 1 second.
Astroid: 25 damage, he shoots this every half a second.
When he is killed he says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW CAN I BE DEFEATED…………………”
Then the space walls start shoots comets MUCH faster and wall now shoots APOCLIP SUNS which do 500 damage and slow.
You need to get back to the start of the level and leave to unlock SPACE TRAVELER. If you leave with it unlocked, then all your stats gain 5 max of whatever it is. And all your empty slots are filled with items only bought by gold or more commenly, VERY RARE items or the amulet, except the NON-ZOMBIE making one.


Space Traveler:
50 starting hp, max hp is 1,000.
500 start mp, max mp is 5,000.
All other stats are 5 (including defence)


He uses any weapon or armor or ring or special.
He starts with the weakest katana.


10/………………………………………………………………..9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Class Ideas / Boss Ideas / Dungeon Ideas / Item Ideas

Originally posted by Vasya_:

Chubby Oryx
Rare encounter.
Appear chance: 0.01% – Why? Because there are A LOT of barrels in WC.
Appears in: Wine Cellar
A poor chubby oryx hides somewhere behind the barrels. Because of eating too many dead bodies and drinking wines, he got fattened up and he is too weak to attack. But his fattened skin protects him very well.
Spawn Place: Break a barrel. 1 Chubby Oryx per cellar.
HP: 100,000
Def: 60
Attack: None, like Beach Bum.
Drops: WC Tops, stat pots.
Drop Rate: Same as Oryx 2.
Speed: Oryx walks away slowly from players, just like candy gnome, but very slow.

A lot lower than 0.01%, maybe like Legendary egg drop chance, cuz getting that would be OP.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get bad luck and are molested by SwatSec.
I wish for WoG to come up with something cheesy to get back at me.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / ROTMG Drop List!

Originally posted by gamerman1257:

I tried that and i couldn’t find a list

You must be a necromancer, because you just NECROBUMPED.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but according to the infinity law of mathematics, you have the instance of ordering 1 wish with the asking of unlimited wishes therefore trololololololololoo!
I wish for the OP to not respond to not be the one to respond to this wish.

 
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Topic: Mystic Guardians / Welcome to Mystic Guardians

How to EVOLVE our Guardian?

 

Topic: Dream World / Server 2 Guild Recruitment Thread

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Topic: Dream World / OMG IM SO RICH NOW

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Topic: Squirrels / Such garbage!

==-=-PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLL ANYMORE-=-=-=-

BEEP BEEP BEEP

==-=-PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLL ANYMORE-=-=-=-

 
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Topic: Squirrels / Coins

FREAKING AGREED DANGIT! After like one hour of super pro playing, I have only like… 526 nuts. I really think the game should be less stingy, even though I know they’re trying to get a profit.

 
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Topic: Dream World / Lovely List of DW Hidden Messages

A GAME THEORY!

 
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Topic: Dream World / Lovely List of DW Hidden Messages

But that’s just a theory…

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Petition - Tourneys

This is a petition if we should not receive a battle with a player twice. It seems pretty dumb, my petition, until I note that the player you battle twice USUALLY kills you, and actually is OFFLINE. It’s always annoying when I want to just grab a little Celery stick and I get pummeled by a guy with 3x my total HP of ninjas. They usually are buyers, and they ALWAYS are the repeated ones.

If you agree, say “Mkay”

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Zombies

When you reach Level 18, a black blimp with clearly zombified ninjas (noting their blue skin) are seen floating around. To fight them, click the blimp. You will initiate a battle with them. It starts off with basic ninjas, like 50-60 health. Later though, it reaches to quite powerful zombies. The good thing, though, is that the damage seems to not increase. You will get achievements for killing a different number of zombies. After you die, for the zombies are infinite, you are given 10 minutes until the blimp arrives again, where which you can fight dem.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / What is ROTMG becoming?

We’re all to blame.
Kabam : Screwed up the game, the servers it uses to host RotMG are laggy.
Us : B1tching, while just insulting Kabam, who bought the game from WildShadow to save it.
Buyers : Encouraging P2W, making Kabam P2W even more to maximize profits.
(It’s not Kabam’s fault for selling stuff, it’s our fault for buying it)