Recent posts by Joshmala on Kongregate

Topic: Fantasy Online / Dodging: Survival of the Smartest

So you’re fighting that Clam again, hmm? He’s ripping you apart and you’re dying fast, hmm? And you’re half off your health when you kill em, hmm? Well let’s stopp hmming and start “hooo!”-ing! I’ll be teaching you the way to fight strong enemies with weak characters!
--From Humble Begginings——
You’ll start out as a noob. Weak items, OK opponents, but worst of all, no experience. Sure, the enemies are fine. But later, your progress will be undermined by your requirements. You need to defeat that Giant Skeleton, but you have a mere Dull Wooden Sword. You don’t even have armor. But after a good lecture from a “slightly blind” person, you aren’t completely being lead by a blind one. You know armor now. You know where to get good moniez. But you still have trouble fighting the other enemies. You realize! I’m standing still! What kind of idiot have I been so long? That was me. Then I learned how to dodge. I said I made a new discovery to the chatroom. It was already existent.
--The Wa- You know what I’ll just tell you——
Dodging is basically running and pausing around your enemy. The way an enemy attacks is like this. When the enemy stops moving, it indicates he fires an invisible projectile in the place he last saw you. If you stay in place, the enemy can continue to deal more and more and more and more and more damage until you die. When you dodge, though, you intercept the enemy’s concept. The enemy can only focus and fire when you stop for a brief moment. But that works for you, too. If you keep moving, your character cannot stop to fire at your enemy. So here’s the steps.
1) Challenge your enemy.
2) Start circling him and stopping briefly to let your character hit him. Your perk is that your time to set up fire is a little tiny bit faster than any enemy in the game, so you can hit him before he can focus his fire and hit you.
3) Repeat the step 3 until enemy is dead. (Best results with singular enemy)
I hope I taught you n3wbs something! -Joshmala

Topic: Fantasy Online / Fast Gold/Exp Metod

1) Levels 0-1: Farm Dwarf Skeleton
2) Levels 2-3: Farm Skeleton
3) Levels 4-5 Farm Recruit Of Evil
4) Levels 6-7 Farm Evil Guard
5) Levels 8-9 Farm Evil McBadguy
6) Levels 9-10 Farm Red Spicy Crab
7) Levels 11-12 Farm King Crab
8) Levels 13-14 Farm Skelechop
9) Levels 15-16 Farm Skeleblock
10) Levels 17-18 Farm Skele Elite
11) Levels 19-20 Farm Wooden Ants (See My Dodging Topic)
More coming soon!

Topic: Swords & Potions / (Attempted) GUILD SIGNUP AREA

(My Personal Invitation)
Guild: Sale
Leader: Joshmala
Benefits:
Protection: I
Cooperation: I and II
Aggression: I and II
Alliance: I, II, III, and IV
Merchant Bonuses: None Yet
Placing Bonuses: None Yet
Description: Not that good guild, no kicking unless being racist, sexual, or offensive in any other way, all ranks accepted.

Topic: Swords & Potions / (Attempted) GUILD SIGNUP AREA

(How To Use A and B)
This is how to use A, B, and questions. Below are examples.
_~~A~~
Guild: BlahBlahBlah
Leader: BlahBlahBlah
Benefits: BlahBlahBlah, BlehBlehBleh, etc.
Description: BlooBlahBleeBlahBlooBlehBlah
_~~B~~
Name: BlahBlooBleh
Level: BlehBlooBloh
Craftspeople: Blahblehbloo, Blooblehblah, etc.
Description: Blahblehblahblooblee
_~~Questions~~
Well basically type in your questions.

Topic: Swords & Potions / (Attempted) GUILD SIGNUP AREA

(Introduction)
This forum is to prevent the game “Swords & Potions” from being cluttered with guild advertisements and people looking for a guild. You can either post:
A) Guild Invitations, stating that you want to invite people to your guild
B) Joining Guild Advertisements, stating that you want to join a guild
This is one of my starting attempts to be anti-spam.
(Rules)
1) Only post either A or B, or questions about this forum.
2) Do not do anything else like that on this forum.
3) Please do not spam the forum with advertisements, only post another version of your post every 100 posts that are unlike yours.
_{USE THIS FORUM WISELY}
From, Joshmala

Topic: Swords & Potions / petition for ad-based game instead of Token-based game

I TOTALLY DO

Topic: Ninja Warz / Tornament

Originally posted by xco200:

DISAGREE DUDE. If people keep winning against you, then try different relics or different weps, it works wonders

YEAH, I’m gonna go fight this level 60 samurai with a weapon that deals 3x more damage than mine and come out alive! Hell yea- NO.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Most annoying enemy creature

Originally posted by dazonkey:

I’d say medusa, first time I ever saw a crystal I was like level 14 so I teleported to it in hopes of getting some good gear. Crystal breaks, medusa comes and blows the shit out of me. (And not in that way you pervs)

No no. It’s only innapropiate if it’s a male god.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Most annoying enemy creature

Originally posted by Elias02:

the enemeis of all they attack their own kind they formm groups and destroy everything they are…

…………………………………………………………….
the hackers

You crossed out hackers. So what are the worst enemies?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Quote Tower

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:
rel="nofollow">Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey.

Originally posted by QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by evev3:

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WRECKING BALL!

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by Tarvis61:

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

We dont care. Let it grow. >:)

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

Originally posted by shaunsred:

Originally posted by Joshmala:

Let’s build ourselves a quote tower matey. Let’s make the first internet wonder of the world in Kongregate! Ready, set, QUOTE!

This is both off topic, and against the rules. Have Fun!

Nothing like duping quotes to enlargen a tower really fast. :)

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Quote Tower

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Kabam Spoils the fun

Originally posted by evev3:

Originally posted by hooverboy:

Originally posted by 447u:

The resurrection ability will still stay on amulets.

not really. theres about a 50% you will turn into a zombie and die instead of you getting returned to nexus.

i read somewhere that there was a confirmed chance to be turned into zombie: less than 5%. (i am most likely wrong, but whatever)

Originally posted by DeathBringer0xL:

Kabam ruins it by soul binding Ammulet of Ressurection. How many of you played this game and worked hard to earn enough fame, or farmed enough pots for one of those. I started this game when Ammies were 150 def or 17 life per ammy. I have slowly massed a Massive Storage of ammies.

The reason they are taking ammies away, is so they can make money off of Color, for player deaths. You dont earn money on COLOR if players have Ammies of Rezz. So what does Kabam do? They remove it.

Originally posted by DeathBringer0xL:

I am displeased with this move, and probably wont buy coins again. Unless they do something else which I doubt they will, because it will cost them money on coins.

The reason they removed ammies and made them more useless is because people were selling them for real currency. So they didn’t want fame farmers to rob from little kids.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Hurrican Sandy is affecting ROTMG

Right. Kabam put their skyscraper HQ in the path of Hurricane Sandy. Right, right.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Ninjas!

Are useless. Seriously? Sure, good damage, but their range makes them useless! The ability’s speed is not that useful. And the shruiken? Please! Don’t get me started on that. It requires good aim to make a shot with a shruiken. Most abilities are better! Even the mystic ORB!!! Anyone agree?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / this day in history on rotmg

And the night before.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Quote Tower

Topic: Block Miner / Holy Crap...

Originally posted by LukeLuke204:

Originally posted by Gogo1267896:

Originally posted by LukeLuke204:

Originally posted by Gogo1267896:

Originally posted by pier123qwe:

Originally posted by VforVendetta:

Gotta love the TNT. :D
Also, don’t be mean guys.

thanks for saying that

I wasn’t intentionally being mean pier. You were really. . .ticking me off.

^^He really stressed lately…

I just noticed he muted all 3 of us. lol

lol

Oh… there it is… THE QUOTE TOWER BEJEBUS!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / help for the biginners anyone can ask

Why is your grammar for the title so bad?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / TROLLS!

Originally posted by miniyoda97:

KABAM IS TROLLING AND HACKING

Originally posted by johnnzhu:

DOWN WITH KABAM!!!

Originally posted by koklol:

what happens when kabam releases content and more stuff:
fuc u kabam

what would happen if there was no kabam:
omg wilshaow y u no giv us stuf u suc fuk u

You all are idiots. First and second people, ITS THE HACKERS.
Koklol,YOU’RE NOT A DEVELOPER OF A OVERLY POPULAR MMO, SO YOU CANNOT SAY ANYTHING>

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / My RoTMG Game Wont Load

Hackers. They’re taking unreleased weapons and walking around with them, therefore kicking you, in case you decide to trade for those items.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / HACKING/RELATED

Originally posted by emreboy123:

wtf god mode is problem and auto aim

Do you realize these hackers are making every player who is in the same room with them get kicked? DO YOU?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / HACKING/RELATED

I thought I never would have to bring it up, but I do now…
Operation Blow-Go
1) Eliminate all data about the new unrealeased weapons and replace them with trollfaces that deal 1 damage per shot, and have it lower all stats by 85.
2) Restart RotMG, to make it work.
That’s my plan!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but before you could send the email to Kabam, you were hit by a truck.
I wish Realm of the Mad God was renamed Realm of Joshmala.

Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

I like the graph ones. One shown me the purpose of this thread
Telling That Animaker is The Best Player Of NW On Facebook: 0.1%
Trolling: 49.9%
Spamming: 25%
Making Random Conversations Like The Favorite Pie: 25%

Topic: Ninja Warz / Tornament

AGREE. The buyers are terrible. But there should be multiple divisions of “buyers” so the uber buyers who bought their way with karma and samurai are seperated by a guy who only bought few karma.