Recent posts by Tetsuo_Shima on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

Originally posted by greg:

The next set of badges will be in Jumphobia! There will be a hard badge for completing every level, and either an easy badge for completing the first level (all rooms) or a medium badge for unlocking the 4th area (completing 11 levels). I don’t really want to do both because it’s kind of redundant/repetitive, but feel free to weigh in with which of the easier badges you’d prefer seeing on the site.

This game does not seem to save progress at all, unless you have cross-site cookies enabled (facepalm/headslap) or you manually input the required domain.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Petition: Make the website responsive.

I don’t know about responsive design on kong, most of the stuff on kong doesn’t work on mobile devices anyway. Sooner or later they’re gonna have to though, flash and the likes is going the way of the dodo.

I will tell you this much, as far as loading speed goes (yes, I know this isn’t what the op is talking about), this website is the slowest website I visit. Not a single site loads slower than this one, and not just by a small margin. It’s actually over twice as slow as the second one in the list (yes, you can actually accurately measure loading times with any decent browser these days, including a detailed overview of what’s taking so long, it’s not rocket science). Maybe they can do something about that too while they’re at it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is autism die young?

On that note, another statistic claims that only 15% of people who are diagnosed with this disorder maintain full time jobs…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I'd like to report a grammar mitsake

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:
Originally posted by TurkeyPie:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

We’ll take care of it, thanks for letting us know! I’m getting design team to fix it up :)

Your welcome.

I’m glad we have people on this site who know they’re grammar

Oh please, it’s there grammar!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cat weaponry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSDGoUoMJGA

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

It’s kind of funny, seeing all these suggestions, knowing full well only a single game a week on average gets badged. :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / We're pleased to introduce Lumpy!

Spending all your money on me (My Humps)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Newgrounds vs Kongregate

Here is an example of this friendliness between sites as we see Tom Fulp wearing a pair of Kong™ Sunglasses that he got for giving the name “Korrigate” to the box Kongpanion.

Oh, so that’s the reason why that thing got named like that out of nowhere even though the thread where they asked for name input on it had a massive majority of ‘voters’ give it a very different name. So far for taking user input and democracy and all that. :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Why does Kongregate suck?

It’s not just Kongregate.

Video posted below explains it fairly decently.

Gameranx on f2p and in-app purchases and so on…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

Originally posted by Tukkun:
Originally posted by Axiss32:

Since when Greg badges Idle games? I personally prefer Clicker Heroes by A LOT, since it’s not a copy of another game, because CH literally created this brand new game genre.
That’s not even the worst. Badges don’t even work.

I believe Cookie Clicker was before Clicker Heroes though?

Also, I get the badges just fine.

They’re not working for me either. I was around floor 110 when the badges appeared. Didn’t get anything by loading the game and continuing a few floors. Figured, maybe they require you to restart, so reset progress for some idols and started on the next campaign, past floor 50 by now and still no badges given out. Figure I’m gonna have to submit missing badge report, but something is definitely amiss with those badges.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Donald Trump For President Masterthread

You gotta admit he’s doing an excellent job of shaking up the republican side so much that candidates with actual political credibility don’t stand a chance. One almost wonders if he’s a democratic pansy… On the up side, you gotta admit his straightforwardness is refreshing, for politics. ^^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rather have a pet dragon or pet dinosaur?

If I had to choose between the two indicated in the pic, I’d go for the dinosaur, if it’s more general I’d go for the dragon.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Name this upcoming Kongpanion!

Originally posted by PlatypusMan:
Originally posted by super0anoniem:

“Korrigate”…

WHYY?

You’re right. Why?

Why even make this thread if they won’t take a suggestion?

The new quest for 2015 made me realise that the box is indeed called korrigate lol. What a worthless thread this was then indeed lmfao. Maybe it’s because Kongregate privately doesn’t like inconvenient truths. ^^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / attention everyone who will vote for president

Traditional christianity in the US has been on the decline for decades, especially protestantism, catholics are hanging in there pretty stable. If any of the these stats are to be believed that is. ^^

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_religious_demographics_of_the_United_States

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Daily reminder that kong has commercials playing in every gamestop

I dunno about crows, are they mean or are cats just dumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPq7FXHjmHw

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is It The End For Humanity? Stephen Hawing: Another Theory January 27, 2016 by: Ian O' Neil

I wouldn’t go so far as to say some people don’t deserve to live at all, but I can tell you this much, a lot of people would be better of if we got rid of 20-50% of the ‘right/wrong’ people. Then again, my general hypothesis is that people are intrinsically ‘bad’ anyway, so it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to give nature a second chance, maybe the next incarnation can do a better job (or even worse than the current, that’s a distinct possibility too).
People in general simply don’t cooperate properly, many seem to think they do, but in reality, most of the people who seem to cooperate are as selfish as the rest of them but they simply don’t understand how to do ‘better’ for themselves, if they did, they’d quit the cooperation on the spot.
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/01/humans-arent-as-cooperative-as-we-thought-but-make-up-for-it-via-stupidity/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is math in school so useless

Afaik there is no useless math. Though give us an example, so we can get some idea of what you think is useless. Most programmers generally don’t need all that much math. There are a few specific subsets of programmers that do need a lot of it, it would seem your uncle is not one of them. Don’t think for a second that none of them do. In any case, I applaud your lack of enthousiasm for math, the less people that know math, the better it is for those that do. So please, study as little math as you can. :-)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

I suppose you could make an endurance hard for jumping to another planet. Shouldn’t take more than 100 days if you don’t mess around too much, less if you try.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what dose it truly mean to be a oter?

too truly accurate…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_xWkSNgCg

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Name this upcoming Kongpanion!

It simply has to be Boxxy. hehehe

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Contest] Merry Parodies!

Originally posted by Holy2334:

bump because it’s out and they didn’t link the post here. linky

Grats Xenon, you surprisingly made the kong team sound better than those muppets!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / the biggest tard wrangler in kongregate history

So, after careful analysis of the the topic, I came to the following conclusion:

tard appears to be slang for a person with mental retardation.
wrangler appears to be a person with a profession of handling animals.

Considering Bluji’s “job” on the forum, that seems to be an apt description: handling the retarded animals on the forum.

Not a clue if it’s the biggest though, I don’t know all of them. If it was meant as a derogatory term, the OP kinda shot himself in the foot, which again goes to show that it’s actually a true thing.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges! [Suggest new badges here]

I am kind of surprised that Unity games keep getting badged or even proposed to be badged, now that in less than a year EVERY browser (with any sort of significant market share, including Firefox this time around) is going to cease support of NPAPI and thus also Unity.

In short that multip(l)ayer badge will knowingly only be there for under a year. That seems to be the trend with mp games these days though, so if it’s because the dev shut down servers or the game becomes unplayable doesn’t make that much difference aside from the fact that you have a definitive time frame beforehand now. Badging a single player game using unityplayer where you are certain the badge will be ‘broken’ within a year seems folly, and that’s not even looking at whether the game actually works or not.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trump voters cannot tell fiction from reality

Originally posted by elementalgalaxy5:

nobody laughs

Well, I guess you have a point, maybe it’s just sad. :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trump voters cannot tell fiction from reality

Originally posted by burntfires22:

Nobody cares

It’s not something to care about, it’s something to laugh at. At least I had a few good giggles. :D