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Topic: Time World / 1v1 Tournament Records

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Topic: Time World / 365 days in a row

Ctrl + W.

 
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Topic: Time World / !!CHEATER!!

Originally posted by jomaki:

The only thing I would like to point out, is that Koufuku does not know what an argument is. He uses words like furthermore, last but not least, also, etc. He implies that this is a summation of arguments. But it’s not. What he says is just his opinion about nvillian, he says what he thinks of him. To say what you think, what you impression is, to make random comparisons, is not an argument. If you want to prove something, then use prove.

Another thing: BrightSky and nvillian, you both are constantly complaining about eachother. I thought a forum was to discuss, and help eachother out, not to fight all the time.
BrighSky: you misunderstood the meaning of this whole topic. It wasn’t about raphael.
nvillian: this appears to be posted in bugs and glitches, a new topic for this wasn’t nessecary. You also showed you are annoyed of BrightSky, instantly complaint about him, while you knew this discussion would come.

BrighSKy: you should not have started arguing with nvillian, you also knew that this discussion would come.
You both knew this would happen, when you started to complain about eachother again. Therefore, you have no right to say that the other should stop arguing, nor complain about the other always complaining about you. You both you this topic now to complain. Instead of ruining every topic, make one for yourselfs to complain. And keep you bitch fights there please.

To make one more thing clear: I choose no side in this discussion, your use of this forum just annoys me. I don’t want to start a new discussion, just wanted to make you think about your own forum behavior. I probably will not respond to any responds here, because I have now done what I wanted to do.

*Disclaimer: My English is far from perfect. I know that. But you probably get my point. That’s what it’s about, not my English.
Thanks for the effort of reading this, and please think what will happen before you post.

TL;DR

 
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Topic: Time World / Bugs and Glitches

Originally posted by Tezaab:

I just got a new purple hero, Olga, with 109 com. When I give her or my builder, Beryl, a full complement of MS, my overall power rating does not change (it’s stuck at 99.505M). If I give those ships to any other hero that can use them, the power rating changes to what is correct.

Edit: by “does not change” I mean it’s the same as it would be if I gave the ships to the free hero with the highest com.

Edit 2: it appears now that Olga can use MS without giving me a bugged power rating. Beryl still can’t, though.

If your top 5 war heroes are not fully equipped with ships power ignores those and fits the ships in storage to your highest com heroes. What you described sounds like it’s working as intended to disrupt players equipping builders to farm less progressed individuals.

 
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Topic: Time World / !!CHEATER!!

By now everyone should have heard about Nvillian and his childish diegeses. In case you haven’t heard or have even forgotten, allow me to refresh your memory. I will start this discussion by arguing that the general public is finally starting to become aware of Nvillian’s duplicity and complicity. Then, I will present evidence that Nvillian has nothing but contempt for you, and you don’t even know it. That’s why I feel obligated to inform you that he seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, beggarly, acrimonious demagogues.

For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. Before I get moving here, let me point out that there’ll always be some insane grammaticaster who’s eager to complain about my use of English in this post. He’ll probably tell me that it’s grammatically incorrect to use the word “daft” when writing, “Nvillian is a daft muttonhead.” Well, the fact is that Nvillian is a daft muttonhead, and he is out to debilitate the great leaders of our universe.

Nvillian’s behavior might be different if he were told that his persistent moralizing makes me think that Nvillian is so invidious that he transcends the normal definition of that word into a whole new meaning that also encompasses “garrulous” and “misinformed”. Of course, as far as he’s concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, “My mind is made up; don’t confuse me with the facts.” That’s why I’m telling you that Nvillian is stepping over the line when he attempts to transform our little community into a global crucible of terror and gore— way over the line. To those readers who believe that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal, you have not been paying attention. Furthermore, as the adherents of empiricism observe, if one could get a Ph.D. in Antidisestablishmentarianism, Nvillian would be the first in line to have one. Last but not least, Nvillian has flung himself into one rhetorical pratfall after another with the unswerving momentum of a blind rhino.

 
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Topic: Time World / This week's 2v2 listings look kind of suspect...

It’s usually just a clause thrown in so you cannot complain if you get banned for some abuse the developers failed to code past.

 
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Topic: Time World / This week's 2v2 listings look kind of suspect...

Considering the names of the first and last on that image were 2 of the 3 people copy and pasting the same “accepting firends” messages in chat directly after one another I’d say you’re probably right.

 
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Topic: Time World / Feedback and Suggestions

If we’re making changes to the UI an army/spares summary would be nice, possibly only shown upon joining a raid requiring ships.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rest in peace, hostess

People generally have strong views about Hostess. As this post will make clear, if Hostess doesn’t see anything wrong with feeding us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations then perhaps it doesn’t deserve all the support it’s getting from us. Hostess thinks that the rigors that its victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement. This is a fixed and false (i.e., delusional) belief that will lead to its erasing the memory of all traditions and all history quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “homeotransplantation”. I, for one, don’t know if we can cure Hostess of this stolid belief, but I do know that for the first time ever, a majority of bloody-minded criticasters have been questioning their role in helping Hostess ruin my entire day. I insist that we should take advantage of this historic opportunity and beat Hostess at its own game.

Hostess’s invectives have paid off: Already, Hostess has had some success in its efforts to lash out at everyone and everything in sight. Hostess’s apologists aver that “all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la.” First off, that’s a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that birdbrained twerps are deeply impressed by Hostess’s guff then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, Hostess’s sick communiqués have been found incompatible with personal security and the rights of property. You don’t need to be the smartest guy on the planet to figure that out. Heck, even the lowliest Joe Six-Pack knows that time cannot change Hostess’s behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Hostess can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, convert lush forests into arid deserts.

Hostess should have been placed long ago in a locked psychiatric unit. I would have committed it to such a facility under the justification that it keeps saying that fogyism forms the core of any utopian society. In such statements, as in most of its propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that what really gets my goat is knowing that Hostess’s “instill distrust and thereby create a need for its prolix views” mentality is so pervasive that I feel like I’m going to endure its despotic tyranny in all its plenitude. Let me express that same thought in slightly different terms: I don’t care what others say about Hostess. It’s still raffish, callow, and it intends to make crotchety nabobs of Machiavellianism out to be something they’re not. Let Hostess’s conniving canards stand as evidence that Hostess has been attacking my character. If there were any semblance of decency left in its claque that ought to be an affront to it. Sadly, that’s a big “if”; we all know that there are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I’m being too harsh in my criticisms of Hostess. I wish such people would wake up and realize that it is our responsibility to ourselves, to our posterity, to our ancestors, and to the God of Nature, which made us what we are, to deal summarily with nit-picky flimflammers. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that’s really the only way you can push a point through to Hostess. The bottom line is that I have put this post before you, without any gain to myself, because I care.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What has this world come too?

I’d like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Canada with you. In the first place, Canada sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest losers nab the biggest prizes. The objection may still be raised that the purpose of life is self-gratification. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: Canada likes to imply that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. This is what its homilies amount to, although, of course, they’re daubed over with the viscid slobber of disgusting drivel devised by its lapdogs and mindlessly multiplied by worthless, arrogant crooks. It’s amazing to me that Canada’s helpers actually warrant that education should teach the precepts of ethnocentrism and the duties of man towards moralistic savages. Not only must such people be mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but Canada claims to have read somewhere that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. I don’t doubt that it has indeed read such a thing; one can find all sorts of crazy stuff on the Internet. More reliable sources, however, tend to agree that Canada claims that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. I respond that when it repeated over and over the rumor that it’s okay if its inveracities initially cause our quality of life to degrade because “sometime”, “someone” will do “something” “somehow” to counteract that trend, its stooges, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it.

Regardless of the past as reckless of the future, the present alone influences Canada’s actions. That’s why I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of its hypocrisy or crookedness. It’s what I’ve come to expect by now. Unfortunately, most people have been so brainwashed by Canada’s demented fusillades that when push comes to shove they’ll end up siding with Canada. That’s why we must stop defending the picayunish status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change. Still, the issue of what to do about Canada’s uncongenial excuses is far from settled. The post you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

 
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Topic: Time World / Forum Search Facility?

There’s a search games & more box in the top right..

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / i fucking hate youtube

I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this post before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this post but the conclusion’s general outline is that YouTube had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, it gave us Stalinism, anarchism, and masochism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since YouTube likes to argue that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that YouTube often argues that the only way to expand one’s mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known finagler and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that to believe that the ideas of “freedom” and “credentialism” are Siamese twins is to deceive ourselves.

No matter what YouTube thinks, that’s not the most frightening thing about it. Have you heard that YouTube has a sixth sense that grants it an uncanny—almost supernatural—ability to smell at a distance the blood of the vulnerable? I find information like that disturbing on so many levels that I can’t help but want to criticize YouTube’s programs of Gleichschaltung publicly for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power. In asserting that representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt hoodlumism, YouTube demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Not to change the subject or anything, but it may not be easy to remove the misunderstanding that YouTube has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world, but it can be done. And it needs to be done. And we must always remember that when people see litigious nebbishes behaving like litigious nebbishes they begin to realize that it’s often hard to decipher YouTube’s lecherous comments. Obviously, it flees clarity whenever it involves unpleasant shouldering of responsibility, but I believe that in this case, YouTube wants to attack everyone else’s beliefs. Personally, I don’t want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to take advantage of a rare opportunity to get people to sign a petition to limit its ability to cause trouble.

If I have a bias, it is only against impolitic braggarts who intensify or perpetuate Trotskyism. YouTube’s slaves portray themselves as fervent believers in freedom of speech and expression but are loath to reveal that when I was a child my clergyman told me, “YouTube’s legatees must mend their ways.” If you think about it you’ll see his point. Take it from me: YouTube has—not once, but several times—been able to force its moral code on the rest of us without anyone stopping it. How long can that go on? As long as its imprudent ipse dixits are kept on life support. That’s why we have to pull the plug on them and plant markers that define the limits of what is capricious and what is not. True, one positive outcome of the Law of Unintended Consequences is that if we extricate as many people as possible from YouTube’s grip then YouTube won’t be able to establish tacit boundaries and ground rules for the permissible spectrum of opinion, but it’s working towards the day when it (and only it) can dictate what you may say, whom you may know, where you may live, and how you may behave. Excuse me; that’s not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that by refusing to act, by refusing to keep our priorities in check, we are giving YouTube the power to condemn innocent people to death.

By hook or by crook we must cross-examine YouTube’s sappy, self-aggrandizing blandishments. There are important lessons in that, even apart from another reminder that YouTube pompously claims that it values our perspectives. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. YouTube displays the paranoid malice that is the hallmark of true prætorianism. Stated differently, its comments definitely qualify for the most vile and contemptuous pejoratives that I have in my arsenal. We can therefore extrapolate that if I didn’t think it would encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom, I wouldn’t say that honest people will admit that its buddies are a bunch of scientific contrarians who cling to outdated, long-refuted interpretations of science. Concerned people are not afraid to make this world a better place in which to live. And sensible people know that YouTube has gotten away with so much for so long that it’s lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only an organization without any sense of limits could desire to shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage.

YouTube’s assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That’s why it is now the time to ratchet up our level of understanding. The only weapons YouTube has in its intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That’s all it has, and it knows it. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to lead YouTube out of a dream world and back to hard reality and those who wish to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. Naturally, YouTube belongs to the latter category. Lastly, this is a contributing factor to the apparent decline of civilization and culture around us.

 

Topic: Time World / 100 PvP Wins

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Topic: Time World / !!CHEATER!!

Originally posted by LordShoe:

I did for him (14684 × 15 × 4 × 24) / 365

Lame math is lame.

pls think over that formula, i quoted you so you could laugh at yourself whenever you re-read it

Edit: I don’t understand what you’re trying to do there, so here’s how I’d approach it.

(15961 * 2 * 15) / 60 / 24 = 332

Assuming they were PvP wins, or as I said facetiously under half a year of chapters.

 
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Topic: Time World / !!CHEATER!!

That could just be under half a year spamming chapter 1! :P

 
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Topic: Time World / Arena Foreboding problem

When such a large side-game gets so little playtime I think a separate thread is deserved, something major needs to be done to fix it.

 
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Topic: Time World / What Time World Needs..

One duplicate thread is not enough for you? x)

 
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Topic: Time World / Suggestions!

Feedback and Suggestions

Opening a separate thread for a suggestion is only usually warranted when ideas regarding a particular concept are starting to cloud new suggestions.

 

Topic: Time World / 100 PvP Wins

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Topic: Time World / Accepting All

There is a thread dedicated to this already.

 
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Topic: Time World / Arena Foreboding problem

Maybe I’m naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but a day without Nvillian would be like a day without gloomy unilateralism. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to challenge the present and enrich the future. He says he’ll plant the seeds of metagrobolism into the tabulae rasae of children’s minds if anyone dare threaten the existence of his junta. What’s scary is that “threaten” can be defined in an almost unlimited number of ways. For instance, Nvillian might consider it threatening if one were to claim that I have a message for him. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice. He should never even try to do such a querimonious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by “never” I don’t mean “maybe”, “sometimes”, or “it depends”. I mean only that Nvillian has been going around saying that he serves as wisdom to the mighty and succor to the brave. That’s a bit of a furphy. The truth is that Nvillian’s mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life.

When I first encountered Nvillian’s whinges, all I could think of was, “Nvillian is the instrument of his own destruction.” Nvillian has been telling people that he is God’s representative on Earth. This story has been uncritically swallowed and regurgitated by many half-informed, wishy-washy goofballs who find pleasure in believing it. No, I can’t explain it either. However, I can say that in Nvillian’s claims, statism is witting and unremitting, nativism-prone and sordid. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to give acrimonious converts to gangsterism far more credibility than they deserve. If you ever ask him to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed.

Nvillian’s orgulous game of chess—the shrewish chess of radicalism—has continued for far too long. It’s time to checkmate this insufferable potlicker and show him that his devotees actually believe the bunkum they’re always mouthing. That’s because these classes of sick freaks of nature are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they’re doing will improve the world in a lustrum or two. In reality, of course, Nvillian’s allegations are brown-nosing. They’re unnecessary. They’re counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that Nvillian’s arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Nvillian doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong. And while we’re on the subject, subversive, refractory chuckleheads often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Nvillian enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to capitalize on our needs and vulnerabilities. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Nvillian’s parviscient anecdotes will destroy us all.

 
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Topic: Time World / Galaxy Recruitment

Originally posted by Serafina85:

Name – Valurin Empire

Planet required: 3 as minimum
Heros: At least 2 purp Heros

Players with 2 purple heroes and only 3 planets are people to avoid recruiting probably. xD