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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Devs, u still here?

Too late, already caught you and your relatives with my BWball. Your family seems pretty large, I have to run an automated script to make the process faster.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / What part of Tyrant satisfied your bloodlust the most?

Look at the above posts. One of them is different from the others.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Devs, u still here?

Originally posted by dzrtr:
Originally posted by Eonian:

dztr and deztr are cousins

You so sweet I want to touch pee-pees with you :3

Still unable to get the name right, huh?

lol a new cousin has appeared, better catch it in my Pokeball

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Devs, u still here?

dztr and deztr are cousins

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Corrupt-A-Wish

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Corrupt-A-Wish

lol LDV plays GloAss

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / #Cut4Zayn

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Let us prove that which is subjective!!!

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Originally posted by OOHnirav:
Originally posted by Eonian:

The funny thing about trying to say “morals or decency” are required for a egalitarian existence is that all extant religious and social codes were created to ensure just the opposite.

You want a better society? Forget about your sky gods. Then deciding what is ethical is a personal responsibility, and you have to actually think about what would be rational as opposed to just listening to some guy who says the sky gods talk to him.

Wait.. but what? No one said anything even remotely similar to what you’re preaching against.

Not explicitly.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

The funny thing about trying to say “morals or decency” are required for a egalitarian existence is that all extant religious and social codes were created to ensure just the opposite.

You want a better society? Forget about your sky gods. Then deciding what is ethical is a personal responsibility, and you have to actually think about what would be rational as opposed to just listening to some guy who says the sky gods talk to him.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:
Originally posted by Eonian:

Honestly the idea of having sex with an intoxicated person is a turn off for me.

Actually I had the same thought until one day I got a phone call from one of my girls, she was so f wasted and asked me to pick her up, I saw her was sitting on a roadside when I arrived, then I took her to one of my usual spots to do and made me realized I felt extra good/exciting during, for one thing, the intoxicated condition made me felt like I was doing a different chick.

My nigga
Why not just get a different chick?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by Eonian:

Honestly the idea of having sex with an intoxicated person is a turn off for me.

Probably because I don’t drink/do drugs myself.

yea, because the possibility of rape is also a turn off.

For some it isn’t cough 50 shades cough

Originally posted by Shieru:
Originally posted by Eonian:

Honestly the idea of having sex with an intoxicated person is a turn off for me.


Probably because I don’t drink/do drugs myself.


Hear Hear.


The inebriated tend to be a tad more vocal than the sober kind.


Go for the hot girls, white bitches are far too common

Fix’d

Originally posted by OgreSean:

White girls try so hard to fit in

It’s part of their culture.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

Honestly the idea of having sex with an intoxicated person is a turn off for me.

Probably because I don’t drink/do drugs myself.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

You guys just came up with another reason to avoid white women – STDs!

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Quitting] Bye Everyone!

So far my math & women plan is stuck at 50%…I have the math part down though.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Exposed

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:
Originally posted by Eonian:

Shh crazy might hear, you know he enjoys Glowing Ass

stfu eon and come to destroy GloAss forum already, it’s f boring down there lol

how’s your study btw, too easy huh!

Nuh Glowing Ass forums are too bright and glowing for me, would burn my eyes

Also forums are a fun way to procrastinate…and u know I’m a naughty boi

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Most despised Tyrant personna, including mods ;)

LDV hate thread turned into dev hate thread in one post

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Srsly] Who was/is/will be the best player in WMT history?

WB4LyfeBama

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Mods plotted Tyrant's downfall all along...

Any scholar of Tyrant will tell you that forum drama has been the life force of Tyrant, the resource without which Tyrant could not exist, like the buffalo to the Native Americans.

Westerners learned to target buffalo populations to break Native American populations, and it succeeded.

So let us ask ourselves – who has targeted drama? We can clearly see an answer.

But perhaps it isn’t so…perhaps the mods have a legitimate reason for locking countless threads and deleting countless posts. Perhaps the posts are dangerous, perhaps they are terrorist plots or nuke designs or…no, that isn’t it. Maybe the posts interfere with GameStop’s potential revenue? Well, for faction drama posts, not really. Oh, I know! They have to keep the forums “clean,” because every single person who visits the forums has to read the entirety of every single thread. Oh wait, that’s not true either.

…the mods really don’t have any reason to lock the drama threads/remove posts. Which leaves one explanation: they wanted Tyrant to collapse all along.

Even now, as the game is in its death throes, mods locked the botting thread, despite the fact that there is no way that thread could possibly affect anything at this point.

Why would the mods betray us so?

Why don’t the mods just let people yell at each other with photoshopped screenshots and improbable accusations?

Who is harmed by this?

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / The "Everyone Who Beats Me is Cheating" club

lol did Hoschi troll u?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Please stop botting

Just like Sean said, BW was always 100% legit. The catfaces were 0HIO’s hacking, sponsored by BMF using money FISHBONER gave him for unknown reasons…

And while this unfolded, a Mexican immigrant known only as JOSE snuck across the Mexico/US border and somehow accessed a computer…

Meanwhile, STOTS THE MOD was being in the midst of negotiations by fell forces to send him to terrorize Tryant…

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-—/-KCK-\/

#ILLUMINATI

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / LDV = STD

turn up

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / What color is the dress?

You’re all stupid

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Alting like a boss

Some ballers right there, you can tell they have lives outside of Tyrant. Probably lots of money and love triangles and international drama and stuff.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Please stop botting

Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by Mak12393:
Originally posted by Eonian:

lol I remember when I cared about this stupid ass shit

Lol good times.

Constrain your fantasies LDV! Don’t you know it’s improper for a woman to have a sex drive?