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Topic: Off-topic / Atheists have no morals.

Lets look at the facts:

1. atheists dont believe in religion
2. religion is the source of morals
3. hitler and stalin were atheists.

Discuss how atheists have no morals.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

Gay marriage should be illegal.

It is currently illegal, and therefor morally wrong.

The only people who disagree with THE LAWS OF AMERICA are criminals, so their opinions dont matter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So my family found a half dead squirrel in the back yard.

tl;dr version of OP:

My family was trying to save a dieing animal, and I told them that they should just kill it, and now they think I hate animals. DISCUSS HOW MEAN AND ILLOGICAL MY FAMILY IS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft makes a use for achievements.

Now you can get various rewards for getting a high gamerscore.

link

Here are the award teirs:

at 3000 gamerscore, you get an avatar item on your birthday*
at 10,000 gamerscore, you get the avatar item* and a 1% rebate on all microsoft points spent each month^
At 25000 gamerscore, you get the same thing, but its a 2% rebate^

Discuss

*Birthday gift is only worth $.25
^up to 30000 microsoft points can be gotten from this offer total forever

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Presidential Election

I think Romney will win.

He hates 47% of Americans, which means he likes 53%.

This is more than half, so he will get the most votes.

This means he will win.

Also the fame of having Andrew Ryan as his VP will get even more votes.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

Gay marriage should be banned.

Here is why:

America was founded on freedom.

Making gay marriage legal INFRINGES ON MY FREEDOM to discriminate against people who are different.

Discuss how legalizing gay marriage is actually taking away FREEDOM

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Obama voters are officially retarded

Its text on an image macro, so it must be true!!!

 

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

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Topic: Off-topic / I just got a message from the lamest troll ever

Zamininc [Ragstick]: lol me and zach are using your avatar we are such good le trolls

Discuss how Zam thinks it is epic trolling to use someone’s avatar.

Also, notice how he said we are such good le trolls"

This is proof that Zam is a predditor who rapes children (all redditors are pedophiles)

Discuss how Zam sucks he has NO CROWS :<

 

Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

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Topic: Off-topic / I never get mad

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Crows suck.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I never get mad

You can never make me mad.

Just try to make me mad.

you cant :>

Discuss how you cant make me mad :>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Furry Thread ;3

I just heard on the news that a man in a fursuit shot up some restaurant.

How do you furries feel now that everyone will know how disgusting you are?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best card game

My favorite card game is the one where the winner is based on skill, and not the person who buys the best cards.

So none of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So my mom raised $20,000+ dollars for a fund raiser for orphans in vietnam with a classical concert.

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Originally posted by Cdr_CROWface:
Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Is there a charity that helps gay autistic manchildren?

CROWS cannot be gay, autistic, or manchildren.

stop avatar spam or vegard will delete your posts.

also you are just jelly because my avatar is better than urs

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Yep, that's right—another shooting in the United States. 4 killed in Minneapolis shooting

Wow look at all these shootings that are suddenly happening everywhere.

Its not like shootings have always been happening and news outlets are reporting on them now because its “trending”

nope, there obviously is a sudden, and random, increase in shootings.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

I think that gay marriage should be illegal.

This is because there is a bible passage in the old testament that says that homosexuality is wrong.

Now if you excuse me, I need to go eat pork before getting a tattoo.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Abortion

Abortion is wrong.

When I was a child, I was taught to recycle.

Abortions are thrown into the trash.

We should find a way to recycle abortions and protect the environment.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why do the liberal Democrats want to take guns away from Americans?

What does gay marriage have to do with gun rights?

I think all guns should be legal.

Nobody would shoot anyone else if everyone knew that everyone else had a gun to defend themselves.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Presidential Election

Originally posted by jhco50:
Originally posted by JaumeBG:

You have no understanding of the words “socialism” or “socialist”. Please inform yourself via the Oxford English Dictionary, Google, or your local library.

Definition of SOCIALISM
1
: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods
2
a : a system of society or group living in which there is no private property
b : a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
3
: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done

You didn’t post a source, therefor you just made up those definitions.

Also, I lol’d at socialism being the transition between capitalism and communism

 

Topic: Off-topic / So my mom raised $20,000+ dollars for a fund raiser for orphans in vietnam with a classical concert.

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Terrorism and the TSA

I agree.

We should consider all muslims to be terrorists until proven otherwise.

I mean, wasn’t America founded on the principle of “guilty until proven innocent”?

But, why should we stop with muslims?

Hitler was white.

Shouldn’t we therefor assume that all white people are nazis until proven otherwise?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Senate and House Election

Originally posted by jhco50:

the republican party is not just about wealth. That is a line of BS put out there by the democrats. What you don’t seem to understand is, just because a person leans to the conservative side, it doesn’t mean he is anti-American or against people in general. Liberals would love you to believe this, and that they are the feeling party. It is BS and the dems don’t care squat about you while they chase their wealth too.

Thats not true.

Republicans all think that the rich are entitled to all of the money, while poor people deserve to be poor for being “lazy”.

Rich people (aka republican politicians) equate “laziness” with “not inheriting wealth from your parents”.

Also all republicans blindly believe everything Fox News says and therefor they are stupid.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / U.S. Senate and House Election

Originally posted by jhco50:

Doesn’t it seem a bit odd to you? Only democrats being electable? You people really need to think a little, instead of just posting liberal crap. I have some news you might take to heart. During the 2010 elections the liberals also thought they were invincible. Guess what? they lost control of the house and almost lost control of the senate. This time they will lose control of the senate and we will have a republican president.

I find it so funny when someone who isn’t rich supports the republican party.

I mean, they are all “who cares if they want to make my life worse so their rich friends can stay rich? I am voting republican because i hate myself and everyone who is of similar wealth.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You get to control a state in America

Texas.

I would ban the death penalty, and put mandatory prayer in schools.

the prayers would be to satan because that would troll all of the texans.